-It's your party. -But they're so dull.

-那是你的派對。 -但他們很無趣。

They're all ophthalmologists.

他們都是眼科醫生。

You're an ophthalmologist.

你也是眼科醫生。

Only because my parents wanted me to be.

那只是我父母所期望的。

I wanted to be a sheriff.

我是想當警長。

That's funny.

真搞笑。

Cadillac, cataract, I get it.

Cadillac (凱迪拉克)、cataract (白內障)，我懂了。

No, I get it.

我知道了。

You stay out there!

你們待在外面！

-You see? -Alright. I'll tell you what.

-你看吧？ -不如這樣吧...

I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebab emergency.

5 分鐘後我會帶著烤肉串去找你。

Okay.

好吧。

Much better.

(德文) 再見。

Oh, God, here we go.

天啊，開始吧。

Hey, want to see them go nuts?

想看他們發瘋嗎？

Watch this.

看好了。

Who needs glasses?

誰需要酒杯？

You are so smitten.

你喜歡上他了。

I am not.

我才沒有。

Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten.

那你就是超級喜歡他。

-You should ask him out. -Dr. Burke?

-你應該約他出去。 -Burke 醫生？

I don't think so.

我才不要。

I mean, like, he's a grownup.

我的意思是，他已經是成人了。

So?

所以呢？

You two are totally into each other.

你們已經互相喜歡了。

Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents.

Phoebe，他是我父母的朋友。

Uh...he's like 20 years older than me.

而且，他還比我老 20 歲。

Okay, so what?

那又怎樣？

You're just never going to see him again?

你們永遠不會見面了嗎？

Not never ... I mean I'm going to see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.

也不是永遠，我明天有預約眼科，會遇到他。

Didn't you, like, just get your eyes checked?

你只是要檢查視力嗎？

Well, yeah, but, you know twenty seven is a dangerous eye age.

沒錯，對眼部來說，27 歲屬於高危險群。

I'm going to look into your eyes now.

現在我要檢查你的視力。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, that's my job.

當然，這是我的工作。

Alright.

好的。

Alright, look up.

很好，向上看。

Look down.

向下看。

Now open your eyes, and look down.

張開眼睛，再向下看。

That's right.

沒錯。

Look into the light.

看向光線。

Now look at me.

現在看著我。

Okay.

沒問題。

Your eyes look good.

妳的視力沒什麼問題。

Those are good eyes.

視力非常好。

Good. They feel good in my head.

太好了，我看得很清楚。

Uh, so it's great to see you.

那麼，很高興見到你。

You too.

你也是。

You too.

你也是。

Okay, goodbye.

好的，再見。

Goodbye.

再見。

-Drops. -What?

-眼藥水。 -什麼？

Drops--here.

給你眼藥水。

They're free.

都是免費的。

Thanks.

謝謝。

So ... I guess I'd better be going.

我想我該走了。

Oh, okay, yeah, I'll see you later.

好的，晚點見。

-Oh, thanks again. -Oh.

-再次謝謝你。 -不客氣。