What? You never told me that before.

什麼 你以前從沒跟我說過

That's because l am not an arrogant prick, Andy.

那是因為我不是一個傲慢的刺，安迪。

Okay? The problem most men have is...

好嗎？大多數男人的問題是...

they don't know how to talk to women.

他們不知道如何與女人交談。

You know what my problem is? l am not interesting.

你知道我的問題是什麼嗎 我沒興趣。

What am l supposed to say? ''l went to magic camp?''

我應該說什麼呢？ 我去了魔法營？

''l'm an accomplished ventriloquist?''

＆#39;＆#39;我＆#39;我是一個有成就的口技師＆#39;＆#39。

''l am a seventh-degree imperial yo-yo master.''

''我是七品御用悠悠師''&#39。

[exclaims]

[驚呼]

Do me, yo-yo master.

做我，悠悠大師。

l want you to do me, 'cause you're the yo-yo guy.

我想讓你做我的事，因為你是個溜溜球的傢伙。

Are you done? Listen.

你說完了嗎？聽好了

The problem most men have is...

大多數男人的問題是...

they just plain straight up have no clue how to talk to women.

他們只是普通的直了起來不知道 如何與女性交談。

Just ask a question, okay? That's it.

只是問一個問題，好嗎？就這樣

Because women do not care about what you have to say...

因為女人不在乎你說什麼... ...

at all anyway, you know.

在所有反正，你知道，

And all they want to do is talk about themselves.

而他們想做的就是談論自己。

So you're iust gonna Iet them do that.

所以你必須讓他們這樣做。

Okay? So remember.

好嗎？所以記住。

Questions, be cool, and be kind of a dick.

問題，要冷靜，還要有點兒雞巴。

Here, be David Caruso in Jade.

在這裡，是大衛-卡魯索在翡翠。

Okay. l know exactly what you're talking about.

好吧 我知道你在說什麼了

You do. That's good.

是的這很好。

(Cal) There she is.

(Cal)她在那裡。

Go plant that seed, man.

去播種吧，夥計

Plant it with your finger.

用手指種下它。

Can l help you?

我可以幫你嗎？

l don't know. Can you?

我不知道你能嗎？

Are you looking for something?

你在找什麼嗎？

ls there something l should be looking for?

有什麼我應該找的嗎？

[laughs]

[笑]

We have a lot of books.

我們有很多書。

So, maybe it depends on what you like.

所以，也許要看你喜歡什麼。

What do you like?

你喜歡什麼？

We have a great section of...

我們有一個偉大的部分...

do-it-yourself.

自己動手。

Do you like to ''do it yourself''?

你喜歡''自己做&39;'嗎？

Sometimes. l mean...

有時候，我是說...

if the mood strikes.

如果心情好了。

How is the mood striking you now?

現在的心情如何打動你？

[laughing]

[笑]

[tittering]

[嘀咕]

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字？

l'm Beth.

我是貝絲

Andy.

安迪

Andy.

安迪

Don't tell on me, okay, Andy? l wont.

別告訴我，好嗎，安迪？

Unless you want to be told on...

除非你想被告知... ...

Beth.

貝絲。

Wow. That totally worked!

哇，這完全奏效了！這完全工作！

l literally said nothing. And she found me fascinating.

我真的什麼都沒說她覺得我很迷人

l would've thought you were doing that for years.

我還以為你做了很多年了。

Should l have asked her out? No. That's the key.

我應該約她出去嗎?不，這是關鍵。

You wait for it to grow into a plant...

你等著它長成植物... ...

and then you fuck the plant.

然後你再去幹工廠。