-All right, here's how it works.

We're going to take turns picking up a card

and reading a sentence that we've never seen before.

-Okay. -As soon as you read

the sentence, you must say, "Hold my gaze,"

and we will maintain unblinking eye contact.

Now, if you laugh you lose.

This is going to be -- This going to be tough for me, okay.

-Okay, well -- -Since you're my guest --

-We'll see how this goes. -You'll be going first.

Go ahead and take a card. -Okay.

-And then when you're ready,

just read it to me and then say,

"Hold my gaze." -Oh, man.

-[ Clears throat ]

-You know, when I put my pants on this morning,

the drier hadn't gotten them completely dry yet.

They're -- They're still damp. I like it that way.

Hold my gaze.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

-[ Laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I can't -- I can't, though.

-Okay, go. -I like them that way.

-I can't do that.

-Okay, here we go, my turn. -Yeah.

-Here we go.

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

♪♪

I -- I don't remember where I parked my car.

Oh, I remember now. I parked it in Europe.

Please, hold my gaze.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

[ Chuckling ] I'm the worst. I'm laughing at myself.

[ Cheers and applause ]

I am the worst. All right.

-You can do this. You can do this.

-This one I'm not doing. -Okay.

-I'm not going to smile. I won't break.

-All right, all right. -Whew. I can't look at you.

[ Laughter ]

-My favorite "Game of Thrones" episode was the one where --

[ Chuckles ]

where Steve got hit by a school bus.

[ Laughter ]

Jimmy, do hold my gaze.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

-It was the episode where Steve got hit by a school bus?

-The very best.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-That was your favorite -- I don't think you were watching

"Game of Thrones."

All right, for our final round,

this time I will read a category

and we'll have to name as many things in that category

as we can... -Uh-huh.

-...while saying, "hold my gaze" after each one.

-Okay, cool.

[ Laughter ]

I hope I know what the category is.

-Here we go. We're about to find out.

-I don't know a lot of stuff. -Ready?

-Okay, let's go. -Here we go.

You go first. Types of bagels.

♪♪

-Onion. Hold my gaze.

♪♪

♪♪

-Egg.

[ Laughter ]

Hold my gaze.

-Everythang.

[ Laughter ]

Hold my gaze.

-Sesame.

Hold my gaze.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

"Sesami!"

Kate McKinnon, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]

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