-Oh. Yeah. -Do you have any bad ones?

-Oh, I mean, I think growing up -- Don't have any bad ones.

We kind of -- Growing up, we had like runs of three years.

Like, my mom would work really hard on something,

and then we were kind of stuck with the same outfit

for like three years.

So, I remember one -- There was, like, a period where my mom --

I think she was quitting smoking,

so she spent an extra long time on this particular costume,

and it was a Tooth Fairy.

And so I was stuck with, like, a -- Just kind of your

basic princess garb and then a wand with, like,

a foil tooth on it.

And then I kind of had to, like, walk around

trying to gather candy in one hand

but, like, stuck holding a wand, and then explaining to everybody

that I was the Tooth Fairy just by the wand.

-I love when the costume comes with an explanation.

-Yeah, it was not great. Three years.

-Your kids -- are they into Halloween?

Do you dress them? Do you get, like --

-No. They have the chutzpah to say, "No, thanks, Mom.

We can take care of ourselves."

So, yeah, they dress themselves for Halloween.

-They do? -Yeah.

-And what are they going as this year?

-I think my daughter's going as, like,

something from "Little House on the Prairie," maybe.

-Like, Half-Pint or -- Now I'm intrigued.

Which character? -Half-Pint.

Oh! -Almanzo?

-I love Half-Pint. Yeah, I think Half-Pint, Laura.

-She's being Laura Ingalls?

-Yeah, I think she's going to be Laura Ingalls.

-That's fantastic.

-You know all the people, though.

Almanzo? -Almanzo.

-Bust out Almanzo. -Almanzo, dude.

If you're playing the drinking game at home...

-Way to my heart.

You'll just say "Almanzo" in casual conversation.

No. That's the way to my heart.

-Oh, my gosh. Oh, man.

Do you guys, like, have the whole candy thing,

and people come to your house?

-No, we're in one of those crazy neighborhoods.

It's like, if you don't set it up --

Like, when we moved into this neighborhood, they were like,

"Just warning you, like, it is crazy on Halloween.

Like, if you don't show up, it's like you are ostracized.

Like, you have to really do it up.

Like, fog machines, like, all the fake tombstones,

like, people jumping out of crap, screaming.

Like, you got to really show up for Halloween.

Like, you got to have so much candy."

So, like, last year, it was literally like my kids had to --

It was like, "You guys, we got to pay it forward."

Because we ran out at 8:30, and so I made my kids, like,

dump their Halloween candy,

and we had to use their Halloween candy on Halloween.

-And then keep sending your kids out every hour?

-"Get some more, get some more!"

And then they'd come back -- -"We're running out!

Do another trick-or-treat!

Go trick-or-treat! Hurry up! We're running out!"

-Yeah. Paying it forward, though.

I felt like, "Good lesson."