-I'm fantastic. But I got to talk to you about --

You have so much going on right now.

-A lot. -Two giant projects.

-Yeah. -But then the biggest thing

to happen to you -- You have a beautiful little baby with you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

How old is your baby? -She's 6 months old.

-Oh, my gosh. -Yeah.

-Congratulations to you and Dwayne, as well.

Everything's just amazing, right,

and better and just awesome?

-We basically believe that we're, like,

the parents to, like, the newest X-Men.

[ Laughter ]

Like, everything she does is like,

"I don't think other babies do this."

[ Laughter ] -Yeah. She's a genius.

-She's a genius. Well, she's in swim class,

and I posted a couple clips on it of her in swim class,

but, like, now she's holding her breath pretty much --

She's Aquaman, basically.

[ Laughter ]

-She's Jason Momoa right now. -Yeah.

-Well, I know that she's definitely well read

because I have the picture here, Reading "DaDa" by Jimmy Fallon,

and it's a great book. [ Audience "awws" ]

[ Applause ] Thank you.

-We like to have a little plug before we appear on the show.

"Bring the Jimmy Fallon book!

We're gonna see him next week. Just get it. It's fine."

-Just put it in front of her, yeah.

-Is everyone just buying you books and blankets?

-Books, blanket, inappropriate onesies, which I love.

-Did you get an inappropriate onesie?

[ Laughter ] -Well, I asked for them.

-Oh, okay. I got it. I gotcha.

I never got one of those. Yeah.

-We got you. -Yeah.

How was Mother's Day with the new baby?

-You know what? I was a little nervous --

what "D" would do for my first Mother's Day.

You know, there's a lot on it. -Yeah.

-And I've been waiting. This is like the miracle.

And he was like, "Babe, I think I've got

the most perfect romantic night for you."

So, we kind of did a little bit Saturday --

Saturday night, and he showed up with some Jersey Mike's,

like, an Italian sub.

-You like Jersey Mike's?

-Oh, the Italian sub? Are you kidding me?

Oh, it's amazing. [ Laughter ]

-I love that you love that. -Yeah, and then like

three different pies and, like, a bottle of wine.

I was like, "you're perfect!"

[ Laughter ] "You complete me!"

-Exactly. What did people get you?

Isn't that the greatest thing? How is he doing, by the way?

Is he over his hangover? -Oh. Oh, my gosh.

-Last time he was on the show -- -He was so hungover.

-Dude, he was like --

He was like, "Dude, I don't know if I can make it out there."

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

He woke up and he's like, "I think I got the flu."

And I'm like, "Ha, no. You don't have the flu."

[ Laughter ]

I don't know how you made it to 37 and never been hungover.

-Yeah, he's never been hungover. It was fantastic.

I was so excited to have him on.

I go, "I can't believe I'm talking to Dwayne Wade."

And just -- first time he's hungover.

-Oh, he just flop sweat. -Oh, he's sweating.

[ Laughter ] -He's like, "Is it hot in here?

What's happening?" I'm like, "Nope.

Baby, it's a hangover." -But he still looked good.

-Oh, he's still cute.

-But he's not the only athletic person in the family.

I will say this. -Oh, geez.

-I found of photo from your eighth-grade yearbook.

"Most athletic." [ Cheers and applause ]

That's you there. How cute.

Are you kidding me? How cute are you.

-Oh, that's, like, with my braces and my haircut

that was inspired by Duran Duran.

-Aha! [ Laughter ]

But, also, I found this photo, as well.

-Oh, yeah.

-Little basketball photo right there. See?

Come on. -We are truly loving basketball.

-How were you at high-school basketball?

-I led the league in technicals.

[ Laughter ]

-Did you really? -No, I really did.

I was like the Draymond Green of my time.

-What?! -You know, like,

the Rasheed Wallace of my day.

-You were? -I talked cash-ish.

-Wow! Really?

-I once got a technical

for talking trash to a player's mother.

-[ Gasps ] Gabrielle Union!

-"Are you proud of yourself?! You raised that!"

[ Laughter ] "You proud of yourself?!

Way to go!" [ Laughter ]

-"You raised that?!" [ Cheers and applause ]

That's a good burn. Yeah.

That's a good one.

Are you gonna be tough on "America's Got Talent"?

-No. No, I've become a softy. -That's the old you.

-Yeah, I mean, like I can't -- like my whole career has

just been one big long "no," and, you know, it's depressing.

So, I want to be a part of telling people "yes"

and making dreams come true.

-Yeah, but you also got to give a couple zingers in there.

-You have to be really bad,

like there was a poor girl and -- Spoiler alert --

Who believed, truly, in her heart

that she had trained a chicken.

"Ma'am, you know what's not trained? That chicken."

[ Laughter ]

-"You raised that! You raised that chicken!"

[ Laughter ] -But I just -- I couldn't.

-No, of course not. -She was so sweet, and I just --

I was like, "So, next time" --

Like, how do you give constructive criticism

for chicken -- -What did the chicken do?

-Nothing that it was suppose to do.

[ Laughter ] -Like It Was --

-See? 'Cause now I kind of want to see this now.

I'm rooting for the chicken, man.

That would be fantastic. [ Laughter ]

-It don't make it. -Okay, it doesn't make it.