Soasyoucouldobviouslyguess, there's a maidnamedToruwho's actually a dragoninhumanformexceptforhergeneratingtailtail, whichshe, forsomereason, keepsofferinguptoKobeAscii.
I don't knowwhyshekeepstryingtofeedpeoplehertail.
I havenoideahowgooditwouldactuallytaste, buthowsickwouldn't betosaythatyou'veeatendragon, giveittomein a sandwichin a superjustwrotethewholethingandserveitupon a bladder.
DoyoueverjustrolluptothelasthumancivilizationonEarthandsee a wholebunchoftastysnacksrunningaroundfortheirlivesandattackonTitan?
Humansarelikegushersfruitsnackswithlegs.
Whatdoyouthink I'm getting?
Thesethingsareliterallyburstingwithflavor.
Pinguinup.
Take a biteandenjoy a flavorexplosionthat's bothcrunchyandjuicy.
Justmakesuretochewbeforeyouswallow.
Otherwise, a titanmightgrowinyourstomach.
Numberseven.
Youknowthatonethingyourmomoryourdadwouldmakeforyouwhenyouwerelittleandyou'rehaving a baddaythatcomfortfoodthatnomatterwhatwasgoingon, couldinstantlymakeyoufeeljust a littlebitbetter, forit's a movieandSuzukathat's herdad's Hamburgsteak.
Look, being a fiveyearoldisrough.
Whentheotherkidsatschoolthinkyoustoleyourfriendsclaim I canreallygettoyou, youknow.
Eating a Lutherburgerwillmakeyoufeellikeyoudiedandgonetoheaven, becausethat's literallywhatittriestodotoyou.
DoCPR, Ron.
I wakeup, andwhenyou'rehangingoutwithBig G, youcouldjusteatMawrLutherburgersbecauseeverythingisperfectinheaven, includingthiswonderfularteryclogger.
It's oneofthoseanimatefoodsthatyouwouldwillinglyenduredgastricbypasssurgeryforifonlyitcouldactuallyexistforrielexceptawaiteddoesbecausethisisAmericaanditonlycostyou a coupleofbucksandprobably a coupleyearsoffyourlifespanSoundslikeanendorsementtome.
Numberfour.
Speakingofgluttonme, leaveitOhioMiyazakitomake a moviewithmemorablecharacters, incredibleanimationandsomeofthemostdeliciouslookingcartoonfoodeverlikethebanquetinthetimelessclassicspirit.
In a way, ifyouaren't alreadyhungrybynow, feastyoureyesonthisfeast.
Whoeversaidbeans, beans, themagicalfruitwaseither a moronwhodidn't understandbasicfoodgroupsor a fellowanimatefanwhowasdreamingaboutdragonballs, saidzoobees.
Supposedtocrunchlikethatdoesn't justneedtohave a nicetasteorcoolsideeffectstobegood, evenwithanimefoodwithout a goodtexturetothem, evenSenzabeanscan't quiteclaimthetopspot.
Theonlythingthatcouldisit's numberone.
Listen, listenmerightnow.
Doyouwanttomerelyservedbywithsends a means?
Ordoyouwanttoereallylive?
IntheveryfirstepisodeofFoodWars, SomaYukihiramade a pseudoporkroastoutofbaconandpotatoesthatevidentlytastedsogood.