Name: 誠實的預告片 - 權力的遊戲 (Honest Trailers - Game of Thrones)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:00:42.000Z
Duration: 5 min 20 s

Warning: the following contains spoilers for seasons 1-3.

Just come back and watch the real version when you’re all caught up…

在你們全都追完之後記得回來觀看真正的版本

From fiction’s most notorious serial killer,

從科幻小說中惡名昭彰的連環殺人犯

of the medieval encyclopedia/ Dungeon Master’s Guide/porno

中世紀百科全書/ 兼地窖指南/ 兼A片

Get ready for the show that has viewers of the edge of their seats,

and as people who’ve read the books acting all smug because they already know.

看過原著的人會沾沾自喜覺得自己什麼都懂的影集了嗎

you keep watching no matter how many times it hurts you.

不管爛梗用了多少次你還是會繼續看

a place where everything is the thing of nouns.

一個所有東西都需要名號的地方

– Light of the Seven. – Brienne of Tarth.

– Master of Coin. – Mother of Dragons.

– Warrior of Light. – Bank of Braavos.

Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.

Watch as everyone fights to sit in the world’s most uncomfortable chair,

看大家為坐上世界第一難坐的椅子互相殘殺

while completely ignoring an invasion of ice zombies

Seriously, someone should really get on that!

說真的，應該要有人去處理一下啊！

who were still alive when we wrote this Honest Trailer.

長命到我們在拍這段劇透他們都還沒死

a mopey bastard who doesn’t know anything.

一個什麼都不知道又悶悶不樂的私生子

Tyrion Lannister, a character who’s so awesome.

提犁昂蘭尼斯特，一個超讚的角色

Peter Dinklage will get every good dwarf role until he dies,

彼得汀克萊傑在死之前必會得到所有很棒的侏儒角色

除非瓦威克戴維斯把那些角色奪走

a super hot queen obsessed with her dragons.

She’s out for vengeance against the people who killed her family.

她正展開一場被滅族之後的復仇之旅

就為了把七國之王小賈斯丁搞下台

就是各個主演死了都沒差的意思

So begin the epic journey, so long and complicated,

史詩般漫長的旅途展開，又長又複雜

we hope the creator doesn’t eat himself to death

我們希望編劇在還沒寫完劇本之前

And settle in for a show with so many monologues,

HBO will desperately try to keep your attention

HBO一定會想儘辦法好讓你專注到不行

Starring the ten characters whose names you actually remember.

And all these other characters whose names you actually don’t remember.

跟一堆你完全記不起名字的角色

Sam? No, Sam’s the fat one from Lord of the Rings.

山姆？不對，山姆是魔戒裡面那隻肥的

That’s the guy that got his dick cut off.

I don’t remember her name, but she’s super hot.

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