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  • ma name jeff

    Ainsley!!

  • Ainsley!

    給我拍影片的點子!

  • Give me a video idea!

    「為何你不拍個你幾年前就拍過的影片 短期內也不會有人發現」

  • Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize

    「你其實已經拍過一模一樣的影片, 這樣你就可以永無止境地推出影片了」

  • You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable.

    「這是個樣本」

  • Ainsley - This is a demo...

    嗨大家,今天我們要來做「google我自己」

  • *happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself.

    我從沒做過這件事(騙人)

  • I've never done this before

    我真的很興奮

  • I'm pretty excited!

    你們有試過「GOOGLE你自己」嗎?

  • Have you guys ever Googled yourself?

    哈你真可愛,你又不有名

  • Huh that's cute, you're not famous.

    好啦,如果你有當過YOUTUBER或任何一種公眾人物

  • Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person

    GOOGLE你自己有點像是在自慰

  • Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating

    有剃刀片黏在你的手上

  • Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands.

    呃你以為這會很棒,但說真的,這會變成一大綑的屎

  • Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit.

    這對你來說是個的好比喻嗎--- 喔對我想這是一個很好的隱喻

  • Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor

    今天,我要來GOOGLE我自己,我從沒有做過這件事

  • Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before

    你知道的,這應該會非常的有趣, 另外,我正在舉行一個投票

  • So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll.

    你們要來告訴我--你最喜歡這個月的哪一天...

  • If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is.

    來吧!

  • Let's go!

    (鍵入)pewdiepie...

  • *typing* Pewdiepie... *suddenly quiet*

    (鍵入)是...

  • *continue typing* is ...

    小屁孩。

  • a child.

    *悲傷音樂*

  • *and then pewds realizes*

    *下起雨來了*

  • *dramatic music und background*

    *Q___Q*

  • *autistic screeching*

    喔喔喔,這就是原因, (下方影片標題)「Pewdiepie是個小屁孩強姦犯」

  • Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!*

    太棒了,太棒了

  • Great, gr8.

    這就是會出現的東西

  • That's what shows up.

    這種東西就是會出現的東西

  • This is what's shows up.

    你可以想像嗎?有些家長不知道我他媽的是誰, 然後他們就:

  • Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like:

    (模仿家長)「pewdiepie是誰?」

  • "Who is Pewdiepie?"

    「pewdiepie是個--喔小屁孩!」

  • "Pewdiepie is a oh- a child!"

    「強姦犯...」

  • "...rapist."

    *嘻哈音樂* (歌詞:Pewdiepie是小屁孩強姦犯)

  • *3pac song plays*

    之前是不是有個新聞說3pac死了? *3pac就是剛剛那首歌的作者

  • There was this news about 3pac dying *really?*

    我不確定是真的假的

  • I'm not sure it's true or not.

    3pac死於他在練習水球時, 他停止呼吸後,就沒有了生命跡象

  • *reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice"

    這是-這是真的嗎?

  • Is that- is that true?

    我不--我是說如果這是真的,那真的很悲傷

  • I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true.

    這有點像某種「前5大死法的列表」你知道嗎?

  • It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like

    (鍵入)前5大...

  • Top 5...

    呃....

  • ...uhh...

    最悲傷的日本動漫死...

  • saddest anime deaths...

    或是「2016年的5大悲傷時刻」,你知道嗎

  • or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know.

    這是什--我不--

  • What the f- , I don-

    我對這整件事真的很困惑, 因為「前5大」並沒有被覆蓋過去

  • I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it.

    (繼續念搜尋列其他選項)

  • *continue typing and reading*

    Pewdiepie死了

  • "Pewdiepie is dead"

    當然

  • Of course...

    喔呃,「附帶證據」!

  • Oh uh, with PROOF!!

    好喔,這很有趣

  • Alright, that's interesting.

    (播放影片+快轉)

  • *music and video plays*

    *WTF*

  • *EARRAPE*

    喔對啦,這有點像流水帳啦

  • Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal.

    *搖滾音樂* 搜尋列寫「Pewdiepie很性感」

  • *rock music*

    喔呵呵呵呵(́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

  • *laughs*

    18!

  • 18!

    Pewdiepie是 kazoo小孩 (請上網搜尋kazoo kid)

  • Pewdiepie is the kazoo kid.

    你知道嗎--這他媽的是什麼??

  • You know- What the fuck is this?!

    最白癡的YOUTUBER? 不!

  • The dumbest youtuber? No!

    你竟敢這麼說! 我至少有你一倍的智商

  • How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple.

    喔,因為這個蠢影片

  • Oh because of this fucking video.

    謝謝Sorsha(此影片製作者),感激你

  • Thanks Sorsha. Appreciate ya.

    他媽的老天爺啊

  • Jesus fucking Christ

    Pewdiepie是最棒的YOUTUBER

  • Pewdiepie is the best youtuber.

    好的,大家聽到了

  • Well you've heard it here first folks.

    謝謝大家,感激你們

  • Thanks everybody. Appreciate ya.

    「Pewdiepie成為youtube最多訂閱數頻道的10個理由」

  • 10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel.

    完全拜這令人驚嘆的粉絲作品所賜

  • Because of this amazing fan art.

    Pewdiepie幾歲? 27歲

  • Pewdiepie age. 27.

    GOOGLE你贏了這個回合

  • You won that round Google

    可惡

  • God dammit.

    27歲,我也太老了

  • 27. I'm getting too old for this.

    有沒有個更年輕、更吸引人 然後真的很好笑的人來接替我的位置

  • Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over

    因為我有點---我很累了

  • Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired.

    「小朋友的玩具評論」的Ryan? 快來接手

  • Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on.

    你必須快點長大成人,好嗎?

  • You need to grow up faster alright?

    很快你就完全不可愛了,你會看起來像這樣

  • Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this

    然後你就要來接手這裡, 來為我拍影片,懂嗎?

  • and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright?

    我是說「拜託,他們是youtube最大的頻道」

  • I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel.

    很明顯的

  • Clearly.

    如果他們已經接手了任何東西

  • If anything they've already taken over.

    我是說,去問問所有人

  • I mean, ask anyone

    嘿,誰是最大的youtuber?

  • Hey, who's the biggest youtuber?

    喔!

  • Ahh!

    是P--P--P---「Ryan的玩具評論」!就是他!

  • That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it!

    (鍵入)誰是最大的youtuber?

  • Who's the biggest youtuber

    這真的很奇怪, 因為最大的youtuber明明是「Ryan的玩具評論」

  • This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review'

    我不知道--我不知道為何會變成 「這就是答案」的這種結果

  • I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result

    我需要回報這個狀況給google (選擇「這個資訊沒有用」的選項)

  • I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback.

    「最大的youtuber應該是Ryan的遊戲評論.」

  • 'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews'

    「大笑」

  • 'L-O-L'

    「每溝人都朱道。」 (「每個人都知道」pewds故意打錯字)

  • 'errybody kniows dat'

    每個人,每~個人都知道

  • Everyone- everyone knows that!

    他的收入?

  • His net worth?

    4百萬(幣值可能是美金)

  • 4 million.

    呃(´_ゝ`)

  • *sighs*

    還真可愛

  • That's cute.

    2017年的收入,ok

  • 2017. 'Worth right now'. Ok

    這是什麼?

  • What is this?

    好,好,好,結論是甚麼?

  • Alright, alright, alright, what is the verdict?

    6千1百萬!

  • 61!

    喔!

  • OH!

    ♪ 火影忍者主題曲 ♪

  • *sings Naruto theme song n° 2*

    ♪ 我沒有那麼多錢 ♪

  • I don't have that much money!

    我希望我有,那會很棒,說真的

  • I wish though. That would be great. Honestly.

    真的超好,超讚

  • That would be great. That would be nice.

    他們是怎麼算出這個數字的?我真的很好奇

  • How do they come up with these numbers? I'm really curious.

    這是指我該賺得多少嗎?我做錯了什麼嗎?

  • Is that how much I should be making? Am I doing something wrong here?

    你們這幫傢伙沒有點擊廣告嗎?

  • Are you guys not clicking on the ads? Like wh-

    發生什麼事?

  • What's happening alright?

    我們需要談談這件事嗎? 我需要加入更多的插播廣告嗎?

  • Are we going to have to have a talk? Do I need to put more fucking mid-rolls?

    三小啦

  • What the fuck

    「由於他是瑞典人,需要課掉56%的稅率...」

  • Because he's Swedish and in a 56% tax bracket...

    *悲桑的音樂*

  • *sad piano music*

    謝謝你的提醒啦

  • Thanks for bringing that up.

    謝謝你的...(難過)

  • Thanks for *blubbers*

    不用你來提醒我

  • You didn't have to mention that!

    不用你說這些話...

  • You didn't have to say that.

    我其實有一家有限公司,所以是21%的稅

  • I actually have a limited company so it's 21% taxes.

    你以為我怎麼沒開他媽的藍寶堅尼? 你覺得我會付56%的稅金?

  • What you think I'm not driving a fucking lambo? Think I'm gonna pay 56% taxes?

    人們還想「哇他還真謙虛跟溫和!」不!

  • People think 'Oh he's so humble and modest.' No!

    不不不不不不!

  • No no no no no no no!

    我只是不想繳56%的稅金!

  • I just don't want to pay 56% taxes!

    還有可能更多勒!三小啦!

  • Could be even more! Fuck that!

    你必須他媽的裝笨

  • You've got to be fucking stupid

    我每天都他媽的開Nissan的車

  • I'll drive a fucking Nissan any day!

    跟我不付稅金的時間一樣久

  • As long as I don't pay fucking that shit

    我只付21%的稅金,非常謝謝你

  • I'll take my 21% thank you very much!

    Pewdiepie ISIS.(恐怖組織)

  • Pewdiepie ISIS.

    喔對我忘記這件事,真的有這則新聞

  • Oh yeah I forgot about this. This is actually news.

    真的有這則新聞

  • This is actually news.

    他們還貼了這張照片

  • They posted this picture.

    新聞文章中貼了這張照片

  • A news article posted this picture.

    喔對,還有這則新聞,我的推特被停權

  • Oh yeah, that was the news. I was suspended from twitter.

    我被停權了因為他們覺得我被駭了

  • I got suspended because they thought I was being hacked

    因為我的舉動像他媽的白癡

  • Because I was acting like a fucking moron.

    Pewdiepie很性感

  • 'Pewdiepie is hot'

    這他媽的是甚麼?

  • What the fuck is this?

    我是BG Kumbi,我拍這支影片

  • 'My name is BG Kumbi and I am making this video'

    是因為我不舒服而且很疲倦,由於一些負面的評價

  • 'beacuse I am sick and tired of getting negative comments'

    從Pewdiepie影片下面的兄弟軍團來的

  • 'from the Bro Army on my Pewdiepie video.'

    那些負面評價是你應得的

  • You deserve all those negative comments

    你這白斬雞

  • You albino looking shit.

    你們有意識到這是一種言論控制的霸凌嗎?

  • 'Do you people realise that what you're doing is considered cybernetic bullying?'

    *笑*

  • *laughs*

    如果你很害怕言論控制的霸凌, 你為何不閉上眼睛?

  • If you're so scared of cybernetic bullying, why don't you just close your eyes?

    你為何不就裝沒看到就好?

  • Why don't you just look away!

    我只想說,兄弟軍團

  • 'I just want to say, the Bro Army'

    都是一大票的小屁孩

  • 'is full of a bunch of children.'

    這傢伙他媽的以為自己是誰?

  • Who the fuck does this guys think he is?

    我比Pewdiepie還壯, Pewdiepie是個瘦骨精

  • 'I'm more muscular than Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie is a lightweight'

    三小啦?

  • What the fuck?

    你們看到了吧?

  • 'Y'all see this?'

    嗯啊

  • Yeah.

    這就是你付出努力訓練的會得到的成果

  • 'This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to training.'

    每一天

  • 'All day every day.'

    這就是你的乳頭分太開會得到的成果

  • It's what happens when your nipples are too far apart.

    喔!σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ

  • OH!

    而不是廢在你的房間裡,為了電玩遊戲大吼大叫的

  • 'Instead of sitting in your room, yelling and screaming at video games.'

    像個自私又被寵壞的孩子

  • 'Like a selfish little spoilt child.'

    喔是嗎?喔!

  • Oh really? OH!

    影片男:這就是Pewdiepie所做的事 Pewds:喔你覺得這就是我做的事嗎?

  • 'Which is what Pewdiepie does.' Oh do you think that's what I do?!

    pewds:你覺得我又吵又叫? 影片男:最棒的部分是...

  • You think that's what I- 'The best part is, er'

    影片男:我打賭Pewdiepie正在看這個影片, 而且他覺得很忌妒

  • 'I bet Pewdiepie's watching this video right now and he's feeling a little jealous.'

    不!

  • No!

    我才沒有忌妒!尤其是這個男的

  • I am not jealous! Of this man

    雖然他的三頭肌真的很讚的說

  • His triceps do look very nice though.

    因為,他知道我比他更像個真男人

  • 'Because he knows that I'm more of a real man than him.'

    *又在難過了*

  • *sad piano music*

    這不是真的,不要聽這個男人說的

  • That's not true. Do not listen to this man.

    我有更大的肌肉

  • 'I got bigger muscles.'

    *脫衣*

  • *rock music*

    喔是嗎?

  • Oh really?

    喔是嗎?

  • Oh really?

    我向你挑戰BG Kumbi,來幹架吧

  • I challenge you BG Kumbi. For a fight!

    看看這個「素食主義者」的身體

  • Look at this VEGETARIAN BODY!!!

    我賭他甚至舉不起來

  • 'I bet he doesn't even lift.'

    老兄,我舉---我舉你他媽的屁股

  • Bro I lift- I lift your mom's ass

    我喜歡這個,「10個youtuber的秘密技能」

  • I love this one. 'Top 10 Secret Youtuber Talents!'

    Pewdiepie,我的秘密技能是啥?

  • Pewdiepie. What the fuck is my secret youtube talent?

    這三小?因為---我才沒有什麼秘密--

  • What the fuck is it? Cuz, I don't have a secret-

    我沒有祕密技能

  • I don't have a secret talent.

    Alfie:我沒辦法動我的耳朵,你可以嗎?

  • "I can't wiggle my ears, can you?"

    我可以

  • "I can."

    你可以?

  • "Can you?"

    對,雖然我看不到就是了

  • "Yeah, I can't see it though"

    *動耳朵*

  • *wiggle ears*

    我也想試試看,一定很刺激,動動耳朵

  • "I want to be able to try it, goin' to be excited eh, wiggling yer ears"

    你是怎麼做到的?

  • "How do you do that?"

    *關掉影片*

  • *clicks out video*

    所以Alfie沒有任何技能,對吧?

  • So, Alfie doesn't have any talent, huh?

    *上膛*

  • *gun cock*

    *激動音樂*

  • *music*

    Pewdiepie令人驚訝的擅長B-BOX

  • *video* "Pewdiepie is surprisingly good at beatboxing"

    ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

  • *Pewds beatboxing*

    *暫停*

  • *video pauses*

    說真的,我只是沒梗不知道怎麼開場, 所以我就用嘴巴製造點噪音

  • Literally, had no idea how to make an intro, so I just make some fuckin' noises with my mouth

    這才不是秘密技能

  • That's not a secret talent.

    呃呃呃我有我的舌頭,我有個長舌頭

  • Ehh-uhh, I have my tongue, I have a long tongue.

    *舔鼻孔中*

  • *Pewds lick his nose*

    好嗎,這把大家嚇壞了

  • Alright, it freaks people out.

    「我的電話號碼?」

  • *reads* "Phone number"

    真的嗎?你們真他媽詭---

  • Really? You fuckin' wei-

    你們這幫傢伙真他媽詭異!

  • You guys are fuckin' weird!

    Pewdiepie這名字是甚麼意思?

  • *reads* "What is the meaning of Pewdiepie?"

    真是個我一直會被問的問題

  • Such a question that I always get.

    而答案總是非常的爛

  • And the answer always so shit.

    去問每個人的帳號是什麼意思

  • Ask anyone what their fucking username means.

    他們都會說「阿,就聽起來不錯這樣」

  • It's just like "Ah, it sounded good"

    我想這就是我選擇它的理由

  • "I guess that's why I picked it"

    謝謝你們看這支影片

  • Thanks for watching this video.

    呃我幹嘛做這種事

  • Ah, why did I do that? (dunno)

    如果你很喜歡這支影片

  • If you enjoyed it,

    也可以看看另外一支影片,我想你會想看更多

  • Check out another one I think you'll enjoy more videos.

    你不喜歡影片?

  • Don't you like videos? (yes i do)

    看看這個

  • Watch this one!

    跟這支影片一樣的內容

  • It's the same video as this one,

    再看一次

  • ◔ ⌣ ◔

  • Watch it again!

ma name jeff

Ainsley!!

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