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  • *Playing holst the planets mars*

    十大

  • Top 10...

    十大

  • Videos

    影片

  • My favourite content,

    在全youtube裡我最喜歡的內容

  • on ALL of Youtube!

    在全youtube裡我最喜歡的內容

  • Where else could I possibly know,

    還有什麼地方可以讓我知道

  • what the TOP 10 SECRET YOUTUBE TALENTS are?

    哪十大youtuber秘密才藝

  • Where else could I know,

    哪十大youtuber秘密才藝

  • what the f- TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO DESTROYED THEIR PLAYBUTTON...

    還有什麼地方可以讓我知道

  • How else can I find the TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO CAUGHT GHOSTS IN THEIR VIDEOS?!

    哪五大youtuber破壞他們的播放鈕

  • *Heavenly Music*

    哪五大youtuber破壞他們的播放鈕

  • Thank God

    哪五大youtuber破壞他們的播放鈕

  • For Top 10 Videos

    還有什麼方法可以讓我發現

  • *Cringy YouTuber* Counting down the Top 5

    五大youtuber在影片裡拍到鬼

  • Richest Youtubers-

    五大youtuber在影片裡拍到鬼

  • Hey everybody!

    感謝神

  • *Alien Noises*

    有十大影片

  • Today we gonna talk about,

    "倒數五大有錢的youtuber"

  • Uh

    嘿大家

  • The Top 5 YooToobers

    今天我要來談

  • That....

    五大youtuber沒有...

  • Didn't...

    五大youtuber沒有...

  • Suck dick for views. *eh, you don't?*

    為了點閱而吸屌

  • Hey everybody!

    嘿大家

  • Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10,

    今天我們要來談

  • YooToobers

    十大...

  • that

    不喜歡起司漢堡的youtuber

  • DON'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS!

    不喜歡起司漢堡的youtuber

  • How's it going everyone!

    各位近來如何

  • Today we are gonna talk about the

    今天我們要來談

  • Top 10

    十大...

  • Male YouTubers that look hot in bikinis. *pewds*

    男youtuber穿比基尼很正

  • Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10 YooToober haircuts.

    今天我們要來談 十大youtuber髮型

  • *jumpscare*

    今天我們要來談 十大youtuber髮型

  • And it's all clickbait as well

    它們也都有釣魚標題

  • You know fair enough...

    很公平...

  • ahahahahahahahahahahaha

    我也許有一點釣魚

  • I may clickbait a little bit

    但是有像是 十大youtuber最昂貴的超跑

  • But it's like "Top 10 most expensive YouTube Supercars"

    然後他媽的有我在這

  • And then there's me in the fucking thing,

    就像...

  • and he is like,

    暗示這是我的車

  • implying that that's my car,

    當我不...

  • When I don't- when I drive a fucking shitty Mini

    當我開的是他媽的爛mini

  • I need to buy a new car I know but

    我知道我需要買台新車

  • like, I genuinly have not much interest in cars,

    但就像...

  • and you're using MY FUCKING NAME

    我真的對車沒什麼興趣

  • and likeness

    但你他媽的卻用我的名字

  • FOR THIS SHIT?!

    就像...

  • Alright today we're gonna review some of my...

    這狗屎

  • Top

    好的,今天我們要來回顧一些我的

  • TOP

    十...

  • TOP 10

    十...

  • Shittiest Top 10 lists.

    十大

  • That involve me though,

    最爛的十大名單

  • There are, trust me, there's some,

    包括我的

  • There is way worse.

    有...相信我 有...

  • And I want to point out they,

    有更糟的

  • They've all been kind of nice to me,

    現在,我要指出,他們... 他們都對我很友善

  • so I don't want to shit completely on them,

    所以我不想完全黑他們

  • you know that wouldn't

    你懂的...那會... 黑回去會對我不公平

  • that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back.

    "各位近來如何??我是五大先生 今天在這部影片"

  • YO what's going on guys

    YOOO安怎?!

  • This is Mr. Top 5 and today in this video-

    我是...先生

  • YOOO

    五大youtuber沒在聽鄉村音樂

  • WHAT UP GUYS

    從第一個開始 Zoella

  • IT'S MR. FIIIIIVE

    那婊子沒在聽鄉村音樂

  • TOP

    六大youtuber不喜歡我用手指插屁眼

  • *alien noises*

    從我的好男孩開始 五大先生

  • Top

    不喜歡

  • five

    覺得奇怪

  • YouTubers that don't listen to country music.

    "五大死掉的youtuber" 我愛這個

  • Starting at number one, Zoella.

    當然...當然的其中有人會死

  • That bitch doesn't listen to country music.

    這不只是"誰死了" 還是在2016年

  • *chuckle*

    五大youtuber...

  • Top

    掛了!

  • SIX

    喔!他們他媽的死了!!

  • YouTuber

    那就是"五大"

  • that doesn't like when I stick my finger

    五大就在那裡

  • up my asshole.

    等等,幾個死了??拜託...

  • Starting with your boy, Mr. Top 5.

    幹,沒有他我不能做十大

  • Don't like it, feels weird.

    天殺的

  • I love this, of course there's one of people who died.

    九...

  • *clap*

    真的??

  • *clap*

    真的??

  • Oh, it's not just who died, it's in 2016.

    真的??!!

  • TOP

    是不是你得讓人都死了...

  • FIVE

    是不是你得蒐集死掉的人的用戶信息

  • YOUTUBERS

    可以讓你做出十大名單

  • that DIED

    肏你的

  • AW THEY FUCKING DIED

    我喜歡...你懂的...

  • that's a top 5, top 5 right there

    沒有提到那些悲劇,而是...

  • wait, how many died, c'mon

    他媽的巨大廣告註解,說: 點擊這個按鈕來訂閱,免費的喔~

  • aw, fuck I can't make a top 10 out of that

    這是啥?2012年?? WTF

  • DAMMIT

    "各位安安,我的名字是幾大摘錄"

  • Nine

    "今天,我們做有點悲傷的主題"

  • Really?

    這部影片被第三方取得版權 所以我沒賺任何錢

  • Really?

    不...

  • REALLY

    你能相信嗎??

  • Did you have to make that out of people who died?

    他的影片從其他人的死來獲利 被第三方取得版權

  • Did you have to take the fact that people passed away

    Ainsley,你能相信嗎??

  • and make your fucking top 10 list out of it?

    那真是...真是...

  • fuck you

    你知道嗎...那才是真的悲劇

  • *mildly intense intro music*

    這爛事每次都發生在我身上

  • I like, uh, you know nothing says, uh, tragedy then uh

    每次都發生在youtuber身上

  • a giant fucking annotation that says "click this button this button to subscribe (it's free).

    事實上他指出來 在像這影片一樣

  • What is it, 2012?

    真是他媽的...了不起

  • what the fuck

    我捐出我的錢給那些家庭

  • So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and

    對...滾開吧

  • today, we're doing kind of a sad topic-

    乾脆滾開吧

  • "This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money"

    你沒必要做這部影片

  • aw AWW *moan*

    所以你跟我說 你聯絡上...

  • *sad music*

    五個不同的家庭

  • NO!

    來捐錢

  • *barf noise*

    不知為何來合理化 你用他們的死亡來做五大影片的事實

  • Can you believe it?

    讓我...乾脆讓我來猜 對話是怎樣吧

  • His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted?

    嘿!是你的好男孩 泡疹臉69

  • AW AINSLEY

    來自youtube... 你不...你不認識我??!!

  • Can you believe that?

    呃好吧...那真是...

  • That's AW what a-

    你他媽的不認識我?!

  • Did you know that THAT'S the real tragedy here?

    所以我在youtube做了一部五大死人的名單 然後我有個好消息告訴你

  • This shit happens to me all the time, it happens to YouTubers all the time,

    你的...你的兒子構成了名單

  • the fact that he pointed it out in a video like this is fucking amazing.

    對!

  • "I'm donating my own money to the families"

    對!那很讚

  • Yeah, fuck off

    你要叫...你要叫你先生然後也跟他說嗎??

  • Just fuck off

    喔!好啊,我會等

  • You didn't have to make this video.

    對...對!他做到了! 他在五大死亡裡面

  • So you're telling me that you're reaching out..

    對!

  • to five different families to donate money

    我知道這是個大榮耀

  • to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death?

    我知道

  • Lemme just, lemme just guess how this conversation went.

    喔對...大...大新聞

  • Hey, it's your boy, uh, pimplyface69

    所以無論如何,我將會...你懂的 我沒用影片賺任何錢

  • Oh, from YouTube, you don't know me?

    對...我懂...版權

  • Oh, uh, okay well that's...

    對,不能用其他人的鏡頭

  • You don't fucking know me?

    對,幾乎就像其他家庭取得影片版權

  • So I'm making a top 5 list of people that died on YouTube and I've got great news for you!

    拿走了錢

  • Uh, you're son made the list!

    不不不,所以我無論如何都會捐出去 因為...

  • Yeah!

    我知道...我是聖人 我...我無論如何都會捐出去

  • Yeah, that's amazing!

    所以...所以只要給我你的PayPal帳戶

  • You wanna call your husband and tell him too?

    西聯匯款

  • Oh, that's fine, I'll wait.

    我會捐錢,你們會得到照顧

  • Yeah YEAH he made it, he made the top 5 deaths!

    "各位安安,我的名字是幾大摘錄"

  • Yeah!

    "今天,我們做有點悲傷的主題"

  • I know, it's a big, big honor.

    我猜不到那是基於傷心音樂

  • ha

    我真的吃那套傷心的鋼琴

  • I know

    "今天,我們做有點悲傷的主題"

  • Oh yeah

    "粉碎他的喜歡鈕"

  • big, big news

    真桑心...

  • So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money off the video.

    "現在你也許問我為什麼做這部影片"

  • Yeah, I know, copyright *chuckle*

    是的,我會喜歡你的答案

  • Yeah, can't use other people's footage *chuckle*

    "有一些原因"

  • Yeah, it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content and took the money...

    OK,有一些原因 真棒,來聽聽看

  • No no no, so I'll donate anyway because I didn't ma-

    "理由1"

  • I know, I'm a saint.

    廣告的感覺

  • I'm donating anyway.

    "的確有一些小youtuber,你們絕對沒聽過"

  • So, just send me your Paypal account

    "他們不幸的在2016年過世了"

  • uh, Western Union

    "所以這部影片是獻給他們"

  • I'll be donating, you're taken care of.

    "還有回饋給那些家庭"

  • So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

    "因為除了這影片的收入 我會直接捐錢給那些家庭"

  • I didn't guess that based on the sad music. (there was no sad music)

    "會有些影響"

  • The sad piano really sold it for me

    只要別做影片...

  • oh

    只要別做影片

  • Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic.

    如果你想要給這些 悲劇失親的家庭正向的影響

  • *intense sad music*

    有更好的方法來達到

  • What is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

    你懂的...

  • ohh

    我不能告訴你為什麼

  • So sad

    也許像是資助我什麼的

  • Now, you might be asking why I'm doing this video-

    但是五大影片...

  • Yes, I am and I would love your answer.

    做五大影片沒在我五大最好方法裡面

  • It's for a couple of reasons-

    有人悲劇的死了,在2016,好嗎??

  • Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them.

    "而我只想多幫助他們"

  • So, reason number one-

    "因為在每一個傷心的狀況下"

  • Ad sense

    "一些好事應該要發生 我想這就是我們可以回饋給他們的方法"

  • There are actually some really smaller YouTubers that you guys have definitely not heard about

    至少我知道在我死的時候, 我會達成五大youtuber死亡名單

  • that have, unfortunately, passed away during 2016.

    我等不及了

  • So this video is for those guys and to give back to those families because

    對於...對於...對於這傢伙 聯絡我的家人然後說

  • out of all the revenue I'm getting from this video,

    我抓到你了

  • I'm gonna donate it straight to those families that were affected.

    這真他媽蠢,對我來說 事實上這影片沒有更多不喜歡

  • Just don't make the video.

    它他媽的超越我了

  • Just don't make the video.

    也有十大被謀殺的youtuber

  • If you want to make a positive cause for these families that lost someone tragically,

    "大家安安,這裡是查理"

  • there are better ways to go about it then a fu-, ya know

    "我有新麥克風了 今天我們要..."

  • I can't tell you why, maybe like a GoFundMe or some shit

    他有新的麥克風??!!

  • but a Top 5 video...

    YES!!!

  • That doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about someone tragically dying in 2016, all right.

    我就在等他

  • And I just want to help out, pretty much

    終於啊

  • because out of every sad situation, something nice should happen.

    一定有其他十大謀殺清單

  • And I think this should be our way of giving back to those people.

    真相大白了

  • At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list.

    "看看10個被謀殺的youtuber"

  • And I can't wait for, uh

    "我們來看看因為他們的youtube影片 而被殺的人"

  • For this guy to contact my family and just say

    "有一些其他的youtuber是因為其他原因而被殺"

  • "Hey..."

    "這名單非常感傷, 但是我會試著用最富有感情的方式來呈現它"

  • "I got you."

    我可以講講你他媽的語調

  • It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes

    嘿各位!

  • To me, it's fucking beyond me.

    這影片很哀傷

  • There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were MURDERED

    "包括來自一些頻道的影片 但是很多都被刪除了"

  • Hey guys, what's up it's John here and a new microphone and today we're gonna be-

    "如果你喜歡,請按個讚 目標是影片有兩千個讚"

  • HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE

    這些人真是他媽的不要臉

  • YES

    你怎麼做出十大名單的

  • I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM

    開始於"我有新麥克風了"

  • *groan*

    還有"記得要按讚喔~"

  • FINALLY

    來給個兩千吧!!

  • It must have been that other top 10 murder list that really got it.

    "好的,現在來講第十名"

  • Looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered.

    "Keith Ratliff"

  • We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos

    你怎麼能給人們的死排名

  • and some other YouTubers who were killed by other reasons.

    想一下那觀念

  • This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try and present it in the most sensitive way possible.

    你基本上就是說 呃...Keith Ratliff死了,但是那重要性不像... 你懂的...Christina Grimmie

  • Yeah, I can tell by the tone of your fucking voice.

    你們想我是不是十大的第一名??

  • *happy music*

    是吧??

  • Hey, guys!

    認為是個悲劇??

  • This video is pretty sad!

    也許我真的悲劇了,所以我得到第一名 當然,老天啊,我確定希望我得到第一名

  • Here are videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted.

    這整件事徹底激怒我了

  • Please drop a like if you enjoyed, let's aim for 2,000 likes on this video.

    十大每天你應該停止做的事

  • There's just no shame in these fucking people...

    就是你他媽的頻道 我們從那開始如何

  • *chuckle*

    我知道你有可能正當化這些影片

  • How can you make a top 10 list and start it off with

    嗯...那沒有廣告,所以我沒有做任何廣告的感覺

  • "I got a new microphone"

    然後有人說,喔!我有廣告 但我會捐錢給那些家庭

  • and "Remember to hit 'like'"

    廣告感沒停止過

  • haha

    你持續藉由更多點閱來蒐集一些東西

  • "Let's get 2,000!!"

    你敢跟我說 你持續的捐錢給這些家庭??

  • Alright, now let's get into number 10

    基於...你懂的 每個月你從影片得到的更多廣告收入

  • And how do you rank people's deaths?

    我真的很懷疑

  • Think about that concept for a second.

    然後你說 OK,你知道嗎?

  • You're basically saying well, Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important

    如果你以"OK,我影片裡沒有廣告" 來正當化

  • as, you know, Christina Grimmie.

    所以我個人沒有從它得到任何東西

  • Do you guys think I'd be at #1 on a top 10?

    不,你他媽的得到了

  • Yeah?

    如果你的影片得到一千六百萬點閱 人們會點擊更多你的影片

  • Think it'd be tragic?

    或是訂閱你的頻道

  • Maybe I'd go in a real tragic way so I get #1.

    因為他們發現了你的影片內容

  • Sure, jeez, I sure hope I get #1.

    肏他的

  • This whole thing just bums me out.

    這真是驚人的蠢

  • 10 everyday things you need to stop doing

    無論如何,各位 這部影片沒有任何的廣告

  • Your fucking channel

    所以我沒有藉由批評這些來獲利

  • How about we start with that.

    十大名單影片 那沒有獲利來自...

  • And I know you might justify these videos as in the sense like

    任何東西...任何...

  • "oh, well there's no ads on it so I'm not making any ad sense"

    如果你看到影片的廣告

  • And people saying,

    那是..呃

  • "oh, I have ads on it, but I'm gonna donate it to the families"

    那是故障

  • Ad sense doesn't stop, it's something that you keep collecting depending more views.

    那絕對是故障

  • Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families

    然後..呃

  • based on, ya know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video?

    你懂的

  • I sincerely doubt it.

    這裡是Scarce

  • And if you're saying that

    pewdiepie..呃...

  • "ok, well, you know what"

    翻譯:John 蝶野智子

  • Even if you're justifying it in a way that's like

  • "ok well I don't have ads on the video so I'm not gaining anything personally from it"

  • Yeah you fucking do.

  • If you get 60 millions views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos

  • or subscribe to your channel because they found your content.

  • fuck me

  • This is so incredibly dumb.

  • Anyway guys

  • This video doesn't have any ads on it so

  • I'm not benefiting from criticizing these...

  • top 10 list videos that are not benefiting from anything.

  • And if you see ads on the video

  • ha ha ha