You didn't see me, but here I am.

你沒看到我，但我在這裡

BeastMaster64™*don't you mean 69 (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ *

怪獸大師64

*grunts while crawling*

*爬行*

*repeats* BeastMaster64™ *ok. ಠ╭╮ಠ*

怪獸大師64

*Music pauses*

*音樂暫停*

*Here. We have BeastMaster64 giving birth to a new dank baby*

*腿開開ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)*

*Music contiues* It's been eighteen months

已經過了18個月

Eighteen

18

licks lips

*舔唇*

eight... teen *fucking tRIPPY*

1...8...

*shhh* x3

噓噓噓噓噓....

Thats poodiepie right there.

有一隻pewdiepie在那裡

I've infiltrated his office

我已經滲透他的辦公室

I've killed all kinds of shit.

我會殺了所有的屎

Pokémon

寶可夢

Dogs *Laughs like a sociopath*

狗*笑*

I ate a Chihuahua once. *true story*

我吃過一隻吉娃娃

But if there one thing I've never hunted

但還有一種東西我還沒獵過

It's a Youtuber

一個youtuber

I'm not just gonna hunt a second level piece of shit Youtuber like... *pauses*

我不會只列一個次等的狗屎youtuber，例如....

Markiplier. Oh frick. Wait.

jacksepticeye σ`∀´)σ

No!

不！

Oh no.

喔不！

I'm on the hunt for the "Poodiepie"

我在尋找pewdiepie

The greatest god damn Youtuber of all time #SelfCentered

有史以來最偉大的神級Youtuber

Love his channel, but it needs to die.

我愛他的頻道，但他必須死

*epic music starts*

*激昂的音樂*

*dank intro=dank quality*

*#Pewdiepie玩完了*

I'm not just going to kill poodiepie

我不會只是殺了Pewdiepie

I'm gonna eat his asshole tonight

我今晚會吃了它的屁眼

Pewds: Thats...? Brad: HA ha ha

Pewd：這.... 攝影師：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

*pewds giggle*

*笑*

*lets try again* I'm not just gonna kill pewdiepie, I'm going to challenge him

(再來一次)我不只會殺了Pewdiepie，我還挑戰他

*pauses*

*想一下*

Then I'll kill him

然後再殺了他

I'm gonna beat him *grunts while kicking*

我會揍他(￣ε(#￣)☆

Just like I killed Jacksepticeye. *gonna see how much Septiplier fans he pissed off....*

就像我殺了Jacksepticeye一樣

I'm going to challenge him, in a duel *I'm not a Septiplier supporter.*

我要在決鬥中挑戰他

Then I'll kill him

然後殺了他

Have you ever heard of Leafy *yes*

你有聽過Leafy嗎?

More like...

更像是...

Thats him there *Leafy: y u roast me so bad*

那個就是他

What did I say about talking back to me? *Leafy: That hurts.*

我是怎麼叫你回我的話的?(踹)

plant

盆栽(ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

You're a plant *no shit pewds*

你就是個盆栽

You're going to pay tonight for that.

你今晚會付出代價的

*Solid snake music plays*

*機動感音樂*

*licks razor blade*

*舔美工刀*

*has an orgasm*

啊啊~~~~~~~~!!

You got a new hero.

你們會有新的英雄出現

I love you like you were my father

我愛你就像愛我爸一樣

I based my whole career after this man.

基於我在這男人之後的整個職業生涯

I wish I could call you daddy. Can I call you daddy? *call me big daddy ˙ ͜ʟ˙*

我希望我可以叫你爸爸 我可以叫你爸爸嗎?(o´罒`o)

*sad music plays* Snake please

*悲傷音樂* Snake，拜託

Snake!

Snake！

Snakeo!

小Snake！

*high pitch school girl voice* SNAKE-OOOO

小Snake！！

Please

拜託

Snake: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg.

Snake：為何我們還在這?只為了受苦? 每個夜晚，我可以感覺到我的腳...

The first this has been bothering me for too fucking long

第一件事，已經困擾我他媽的非常久

These fucking light, don't turn off!

這些他媽的燈光，都不關起來

*loud gun shot*

*開槍射擊*

Pewds: Oh Jesus!

喔天啊！

What the fuck are they made of?

他們是用甚麼做的?

Oh, oh... I missed

喔，喔...我沒打中

THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I've never missed a shot in my life, from that close?

這不可能！我這一生從來沒有失手過 這麼近?

Holy shit

他媽的狗屎

He's nearby.

他就在附近

Him being in his office effects my skills

他在辦公室裡我的技巧比較好發揮

*shitty kazoo playing*

*吹KAZOO*

he's near

他在附近了

*loud gun shot* *glass smashing*

*射擊* *玻璃碎裂*

*Silence*

(´･_･`)

That fucking right

真他媽做對了

*epic music plays*

*激昂音樂*

Am I gonna get in trouble for this?

我會因此陷入麻煩嗎?

360

360度

*loud gun shot*

*射擊*

Do you think it will go though the roof?

你覺得這會穿到屋頂嗎?

Cause theirs people working upstairs

因為那些人都在樓上工作

Ah thats concrete, we're good

喔還好那是水泥

Hell yeah, I'm not going to jail bitch! Ha ha! *not again...*

喔爽啦，我不會進監獄的，婊子！哈哈！

Is that a fucking water bottle?

那是他媽的水瓶嗎?

*aims*

*瞄準*

*loud gun shot*

*射擊*

Wait I hit it?

等等我射中了?

Its leaking!

它在漏水！

look at that shit *those aiming skills*

你看看！

hell yeah

爽啦！

*loud gun shot* Got em'

*射擊* 看吧

*why the fuck did you shoot that water bottle*

*他們問你"過得如何?"*

*what did it ever do to you*

*他們問你"過得如何?"*

*triggered much*

*你只能說你過得不錯*

*i am going to flag this video*

*你只能說你過得不錯*

*Swedish National Anthem starts playing*

怪獸大師?

BeastMaster?

瑞典語：好棒，再來一次啊

*some Swedish garbage*

嗨Pewdiepie，很高興終於見到你了

Hey poodiepie, nice to finally meet you.

*瑞典語：去死吧*

*Swedish: You need to die

我要挑戰你射擊，誰贏了....

I challenge you to a shot off, who ever wins...

就可以摧毀另一個人最愛的東西

Gets to destroy the the other loves most.

瑞典語：你他媽的去死，像是你他媽的真的死了..*哭*

*more Swedish but with some crying for some reason*

如果我贏了，我要消滅5千萬....

If I win, I get to shot your 50,000,000...

的東西?

thing?

隨便，我不在乎

whatever, I don't care

然後我會殺了你

AND I get to kill you.

如果你贏了，你可以得到我全宇宙最崇高的東西...

If you win, you get my most prized position, in the entire universe

那是...

it is...

從我出生就跟在我身邊的

been with me since I was born

喔，OK，(聽不懂)

no... I'm okay, don't worry bro

就是這樣，要開始了婊子！

Thats right, it's on bitch!

瑞典語：3發決勝負OK?沒有他媽的中間值

*Swedish*

Leafy，我是怎麼說的?我他媽的是怎麼說的?蛤?

*Leafy: Subscreb to meh chanel*

如果你要當..如果你要當個盆栽， 那就給我閉嘴，你是個盆栽

Leafy, what did I say? What did I fucking say? huh?

沒有人會多看你一眼

If your going to be a... if your going to be a plant then shut the fuck up, you're a plant

它恨我說這些

Nobody watches you anymore

*笑*

he hates when I say that

你為何不休息3天?*噗* 他休假了3天...

*Pewds giggle*

他做了一個影片說他要休息， 然後他說要休息多久?

Why don't you take a three day break? *piff* He went on a three day break.

3天?他媽的3天?

He made a video saying hes going on a break, and how long was the break?

這就是你所稱作的"義務"

Three days? Three fucking days?

我們不要再對玻璃開槍了

This is how you do it in Call of Duty *loud gun shot*

Pewds：我真的不應該擁有槍 攝影師：對，你真的不應該有

Let's not fire at the glass anymore.

瑞典語：好開始了

Pewds: I should definitely not have a gun Brad: No, no you shouldn't

瑞典語：讓我賞你個屌，你這婊子

*Swedish*

*射擊*

*even more Swedish*

喔喔-----！哈哈哈

*gun shot*

耶！哈哈哈

OH HO, Ha ha

瑞典語：我得一分了！怪獸大師64

Yeah! ha hah ha

神秘男聲：完美

*Swedish* BeastMaster64

你說那是槍?

*robotic voice* Perfect

來吧！*親吻槍*

You call that a gun?

我的第一發

Here we go! *kisses gun*

像兔子一樣穩定...鳥...

my first shot

*射擊*

As steady as a rabbit... bird

*惡魔笑聲*

*gun shot*

喔

*Uncontrollable evil laughter*

喔，喔！在十字架上還不夠痛苦...

oh

現在你的屌被射了...

Oh, OH! being on a cross wasn't a hard enough time *Oh my god! You killed Jesus! You bastard!!*

神秘男聲：完美

Now you been shot... in the dick!

瑞典語：我們會拿下這個局面的

*robotic voice* Perfect

*射擊*

*more Swedish*

哇!!

*gun shot*

瑞典語：我射到了嗎?不，三小我沒打中?你這Michael！(攝影師)

WOW!

神秘男生：日本(?)

*swedish*

第二發的時間到了寶貝！ 這根香蕉就要變成...香蕉，好啦...

*robotic voice* Japan

來吧

Time for number two baby! This banana is gonna go.... banana, okay

鎖定+上膛

here we go

只要....

lock and load

呃....

just gotta

*悲傷音樂* 我從來沒殺過香蕉

aim...

這在道德上正確嗎?

*sad music starts* I've never killed a banana before

我為何能決定香蕉的死活?

Is it morally correct

我想反正我們全都要下地獄了

Who am I to say if a banana lives or dies

*射擊*

I suppose we all go to hell anyways

我是說如果我沒射中，真的會挺不爽的

*gun shot*

我射中啦

I mean if I missed that, that would be pretty shit.

有看到這裡嗎?

I GOT EM'

這是香蕉的屌

see right there?

神秘男聲：完美

Thats the penis of the banana

瑞典語：再一次，再一次機會

*robotic voice* Perfect

*射擊*

*Swedish*

*射擊*

*gun shot*

嗚.....

*gun shot*

神秘男聲：日本(??)

ooooh...

最後一發，如果我中了...Pewdiepie就得死

*robotic voice* Japan

*射擊*

Last shot, if i get this one... you die pewdiepie

*Leafy斷了இдஇ*

*gun shot*

可惡

*rip Leafy*

我贏了！沒錯我贏了！

damn

但我必須確認我殺死他了

I won! Thats right I won!

*射擊*

But I must confirm the kill

哇

*gun shot*

*Leafy倒下*

wow

*笑*

*rip Leafy*

ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ

*Grunts*

神秘男聲：你贏了！

*Pewds giggle*

*哭哭*

*robotic voice* You win!

馬上回來，我要殺了你的最愛

*Crying*

瑞典語：殺我！別殺我的5千萬訂閱獎座

Be right back, I'm going to kill what you love.

現在我要來摧毀5千萬，然後我再來毀掉你

*swedish*

因為我是怪獸大師64

Now I get to destroy the 50,000,000 then I'm gonna destroy you

*射擊*

Cause I'm BeastMaster64™

*爆炸聲*

*gun shot*

啊啊啊啊啊-------!!

*loud explosion* *sad piano starts*

*爆炸轟巄聲*

AHHHHHH!

這是啥？哈！

*loud explosion continues*

你的舊槍

whats this? huh!

這真是一坨屎

your old gun

*Q____Q*

what a piece of shit

瑞典語：請...請不要拍我!!

*crying*

現在該輪到真正的Pewdiepie了

*Swdish cry for mercy*

*射擊*

Now its time for the real poodiepie

pewds(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

*gun shot*

*悲傷音樂*

*rip pewdiepie*

(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

*sad piano continues*

Σ(lliдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

The End

Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ)

*Directed by Michael Bay*

*射擊*

Wait!

*你說什麼? 嗯，你的本意是好的? 因為你做了*

What!

*嗯，你說什麼?這全部都會-*

Hes alive!

*射擊* *嗯，你說什麼?嗯，你的本意是好的? 因為你做了*

*gun shot*

*嗯，你說什麼?*

*Whatcha Say plays* Mm whatcha say? that you only meant well? Well of course you did

*射擊* *嗯，你說什麼?那是你唯一-*

Mm whatcha say? Mm that it's all for the be-

*OK，10分鐘了*

*gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did.

*射擊*

Mm whatcha say?

*射擊*

*gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you on-

*射擊*

*okay its 10 minuets go home*

*射擊*

*gun shot x3*

*射擊*

*gun shot*

*射擊*

*gun shot x2*

*射擊*

*gun shot x3*

*射擊*

*gun shot x2*

*射擊*

*gun shot x2*

*壓車*

*gun shot*

*gun shot*

*gun shot x2*