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  • Cambodia 18:00 Hours *Safari music plays*

    *神秘的音樂*

  • You didn't see me, but here I am.

    你沒看到我,但我在這裡

  • BeastMaster64™*don't you mean 69 (☞゚∀゚)☞ *

    怪獸大師64

  • *grunts while crawling*

    *爬行*

  • *repeats* BeastMaster64™ *ok. ಠ╭╮ಠ*

    怪獸大師64

  • *Music pauses*

    *音樂暫停*

  • *Here. We have BeastMaster64 giving birth to a new dank baby*

    *腿開開ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)*

  • *Music contiues* It's been eighteen months

    已經過了18個月

  • Eighteen

    18

  • licks lips

    *舔唇*

  • eight... teen *fucking tRIPPY*

    1...8...

  • *shhh* x3

    噓噓噓噓噓....

  • Thats poodiepie right there.

    有一隻pewdiepie在那裡

  • I've infiltrated his office

    我已經滲透他的辦公室

  • I've killed all kinds of shit.

    我會殺了所有的屎

  • Pokémon

    寶可夢

  • Dogs *Laughs like a sociopath*

    狗*笑*

  • I ate a Chihuahua once. *true story*

    我吃過一隻吉娃娃

  • But if there one thing I've never hunted

    但還有一種東西我還沒獵過

  • It's a Youtuber

    一個youtuber

  • I'm not just gonna hunt a second level piece of shit Youtuber like... *pauses*

    我不會只列一個次等的狗屎youtuber,例如....

  • Markiplier. Oh frick. Wait.

    jacksepticeye σ`∀´)σ

  • No!

    不!

  • Oh no.

    喔不!

  • I'm on the hunt for the "Poodiepie"

    我在尋找pewdiepie

  • The greatest god damn Youtuber of all time #SelfCentered

    有史以來最偉大的神級Youtuber

  • Love his channel, but it needs to die.

    我愛他的頻道,但他必須死

  • *epic music starts*

    *激昂的音樂*

  • *dank intro=dank quality*

    *#Pewdiepie玩完了*

  • I'm not just going to kill poodiepie

    我不會只是殺了Pewdiepie

  • I'm gonna eat his asshole tonight

    我今晚會吃了它的屁眼

  • Pewds: Thats...? Brad: HA ha ha

    Pewd:這.... 攝影師:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • *pewds giggle*

    *笑*

  • *lets try again* I'm not just gonna kill pewdiepie, I'm going to challenge him

    (再來一次)我不只會殺了Pewdiepie,我還挑戰他

  • *pauses*

    *想一下*

  • Then I'll kill him

    然後再殺了他

  • I'm gonna beat him *grunts while kicking*

    我會揍他( ̄ε(# ̄)☆

  • Just like I killed Jacksepticeye. *gonna see how much Septiplier fans he pissed off....*

    就像我殺了Jacksepticeye一樣

  • I'm going to challenge him, in a duel *I'm not a Septiplier supporter.*

    我要在決鬥中挑戰他

  • Then I'll kill him

    然後殺了他

  • Have you ever heard of Leafy *yes*

    你有聽過Leafy嗎?

  • More like...

    更像是...

  • Thats him there *Leafy: y u roast me so bad*

    那個就是他

  • What did I say about talking back to me? *Leafy: That hurts.*

    我是怎麼叫你回我的話的?(踹)

  • plant

    盆栽(゚⊿゚)

  • You're a plant *no shit pewds*

    你就是個盆栽

  • You're going to pay tonight for that.

    你今晚會付出代價的

  • *Solid snake music plays*

    *機動感音樂*

  • *licks razor blade*

    *舔美工刀*

  • *has an orgasm*

    啊啊~~~~~~~~!!

  • You got a new hero.

    你們會有新的英雄出現

  • I love you like you were my father

    我愛你就像愛我爸一樣

  • I based my whole career after this man.

    基於我在這男人之後的整個職業生涯

  • I wish I could call you daddy. Can I call you daddy? *call me big daddy ˙ ͜ʟ˙*

    我希望我可以叫你爸爸 我可以叫你爸爸嗎?(o´罒`o)

  • *sad music plays* Snake please

    *悲傷音樂* Snake,拜託

  • Snake!

    Snake!

  • Snakeo!

    小Snake!

  • *high pitch school girl voice* SNAKE-OOOO

    小Snake!!

  • Please

    拜託

  • Snake: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg.

    Snake:為何我們還在這?只為了受苦? 每個夜晚,我可以感覺到我的腳...

  • The first this has been bothering me for too fucking long

    第一件事,已經困擾我他媽的非常久

  • These fucking light, don't turn off!

    這些他媽的燈光,都不關起來

  • *loud gun shot*

    *開槍射擊*

  • Pewds: Oh Jesus!

    喔天啊!

  • What the fuck are they made of?

    他們是用甚麼做的?

  • Oh, oh... I missed

    喔,喔...我沒打中

  • THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I've never missed a shot in my life, from that close?

    這不可能!我這一生從來沒有失手過 這麼近?

  • Holy shit

    他媽的狗屎

  • He's nearby.

    他就在附近

  • Him being in his office effects my skills

    他在辦公室裡我的技巧比較好發揮

  • *shitty kazoo playing*

    *吹KAZOO*

  • he's near

    他在附近了

  • *loud gun shot* *glass smashing*

    *射擊* *玻璃碎裂*

  • *Silence*

    (´・_・`)

  • That fucking right

    真他媽做對了

  • *epic music plays*

    *激昂音樂*

  • Am I gonna get in trouble for this?

    我會因此陷入麻煩嗎?

  • 360

    360度

  • *loud gun shot*

    *射擊*

  • Do you think it will go though the roof?

    你覺得這會穿到屋頂嗎?

  • Cause theirs people working upstairs

    因為那些人都在樓上工作

  • Ah thats concrete, we're good

    喔還好那是水泥

  • Hell yeah, I'm not going to jail bitch! Ha ha! *not again...*

    喔爽啦,我不會進監獄的,婊子!哈哈!

  • Is that a fucking water bottle?

    那是他媽的水瓶嗎?

  • *aims*

    *瞄準*

  • *loud gun shot*

    *射擊*

  • Wait I hit it?

    等等我射中了?

  • Its leaking!

    它在漏水!

  • look at that shit *those aiming skills*

    你看看!

  • hell yeah

    爽啦!

  • *loud gun shot* Got em'

    *射擊* 看吧

  • *why the fuck did you shoot that water bottle*

    *他們問你"過得如何?"*

  • *what did it ever do to you*

    *他們問你"過得如何?"*

  • *triggered much*

    *你只能說你過得不錯*

  • *i am going to flag this video*

    *你只能說你過得不錯*

  • *Swedish National Anthem starts playing*

    怪獸大師?

  • BeastMaster?

    瑞典語:好棒,再來一次啊

  • *some Swedish garbage*

    嗨Pewdiepie,很高興終於見到你了

  • Hey poodiepie, nice to finally meet you.

    *瑞典語:去死吧*

  • *Swedish: You need to die

    我要挑戰你射擊,誰贏了....

  • I challenge you to a shot off, who ever wins...

    就可以摧毀另一個人最愛的東西

  • Gets to destroy the the other loves most.

    瑞典語:你他媽的去死,像是你他媽的真的死了..*哭*

  • *more Swedish but with some crying for some reason*

    如果我贏了,我要消滅5千萬....

  • If I win, I get to shot your 50,000,000...

    的東西?

  • thing?

    隨便,我不在乎

  • whatever, I don't care

    然後我會殺了你

  • AND I get to kill you.

    如果你贏了,你可以得到我全宇宙最崇高的東西...

  • If you win, you get my most prized position, in the entire universe

    那是...

  • it is...

    從我出生就跟在我身邊的

  • been with me since I was born

    喔,OK,(聽不懂)

  • no... I'm okay, don't worry bro

    就是這樣,要開始了婊子!

  • Thats right, it's on bitch!

    瑞典語:3發決勝負OK?沒有他媽的中間值

  • *Swedish*

    Leafy,我是怎麼說的?我他媽的是怎麼說的?蛤?

  • *Leafy: Subscreb to meh chanel*

    如果你要當..如果你要當個盆栽, 那就給我閉嘴,你是個盆栽

  • Leafy, what did I say? What did I fucking say? huh?

    沒有人會多看你一眼

  • If your going to be a... if your going to be a plant then shut the fuck up, you're a plant

    它恨我說這些

  • Nobody watches you anymore

    *笑*

  • he hates when I say that

    你為何不休息3天?*噗* 他休假了3天...

  • *Pewds giggle*

    他做了一個影片說他要休息, 然後他說要休息多久?

  • Why don't you take a three day break? *piff* He went on a three day break.

    3天?他媽的3天?

  • He made a video saying hes going on a break, and how long was the break?

    這就是你所稱作的"義務"

  • Three days? Three fucking days?

    我們不要再對玻璃開槍了

  • This is how you do it in Call of Duty *loud gun shot*

    Pewds:我真的不應該擁有槍 攝影師:對,你真的不應該有

  • Let's not fire at the glass anymore.

    瑞典語:好開始了

  • Pewds: I should definitely not have a gun Brad: No, no you shouldn't

    瑞典語:讓我賞你個屌,你這婊子

  • *Swedish*

    *射擊*

  • *even more Swedish*

    喔喔-----!哈哈哈

  • *gun shot*

    耶!哈哈哈

  • OH HO, Ha ha

    瑞典語:我得一分了!怪獸大師64

  • Yeah! ha hah ha

    神秘男聲:完美

  • *Swedish* BeastMaster64

    你說那是槍?

  • *robotic voice* Perfect

    來吧!*親吻槍*

  • You call that a gun?

    我的第一發

  • Here we go! *kisses gun*

    像兔子一樣穩定...鳥...

  • my first shot

    *射擊*

  • As steady as a rabbit... bird

    *惡魔笑聲*

  • *gun shot*

  • *Uncontrollable evil laughter*

    喔,喔!在十字架上還不夠痛苦...

  • oh

    現在你的屌被射了...

  • Oh, OH! being on a cross wasn't a hard enough time *Oh my god! You killed Jesus! You bastard!!*

    神秘男聲:完美

  • Now you been shot... in the dick!

    瑞典語:我們會拿下這個局面的

  • *robotic voice* Perfect

    *射擊*

  • *more Swedish*

    哇!!

  • *gun shot*

    瑞典語:我射到了嗎?不,三小我沒打中?你這Michael!(攝影師)

  • WOW!

    神秘男生:日本(?)

  • *swedish*

    第二發的時間到了寶貝! 這根香蕉就要變成...香蕉,好啦...

  • *robotic voice* Japan

    來吧

  • Time for number two baby! This banana is gonna go.... banana, okay

    鎖定+上膛

  • here we go

    只要....

  • lock and load

    呃....

  • just gotta

    *悲傷音樂* 我從來沒殺過香蕉

  • aim...

    這在道德上正確嗎?

  • *sad music starts* I've never killed a banana before

    我為何能決定香蕉的死活?

  • Is it morally correct

    我想反正我們全都要下地獄了

  • Who am I to say if a banana lives or dies

    *射擊*

  • I suppose we all go to hell anyways

    我是說如果我沒射中,真的會挺不爽的

  • *gun shot*

    我射中啦

  • I mean if I missed that, that would be pretty shit.

    有看到這裡嗎?

  • I GOT EM'

    這是香蕉的屌

  • see right there?

    神秘男聲:完美

  • Thats the penis of the banana

    瑞典語:再一次,再一次機會

  • *robotic voice* Perfect

    *射擊*

  • *Swedish*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot*

    嗚.....

  • *gun shot*

    神秘男聲:日本(??)

  • ooooh...

    最後一發,如果我中了...Pewdiepie就得死

  • *robotic voice* Japan

    *射擊*

  • Last shot, if i get this one... you die pewdiepie

    *Leafy斷了இдஇ*

  • *gun shot*

    可惡

  • *rip Leafy*

    我贏了!沒錯我贏了!

  • damn

    但我必須確認我殺死他了

  • I won! Thats right I won!

    *射擊*

  • But I must confirm the kill

  • *gun shot*

    *Leafy倒下*

  • wow

    *笑*

  • *rip Leafy*

    ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ノ

  • *Grunts*

    神秘男聲:你贏了!

  • *Pewds giggle*

    *哭哭*

  • *robotic voice* You win!

    馬上回來,我要殺了你的最愛

  • *Crying*

    瑞典語:殺我!別殺我的5千萬訂閱獎座

  • Be right back, I'm going to kill what you love.

    現在我要來摧毀5千萬,然後我再來毀掉你

  • *swedish*

    因為我是怪獸大師64

  • Now I get to destroy the 50,000,000 then I'm gonna destroy you

    *射擊*

  • Cause I'm BeastMaster64™

    *爆炸聲*

  • *gun shot*

    啊啊啊啊啊-------!!

  • *loud explosion* *sad piano starts*

    *爆炸轟巄聲*

  • AHHHHHH!

    這是啥?哈!

  • *loud explosion continues*

    你的舊槍

  • whats this? huh!

    這真是一坨屎

  • your old gun

    *Q____Q*

  • what a piece of shit

    瑞典語:請...請不要拍我!!

  • *crying*

    現在該輪到真正的Pewdiepie了

  • *Swdish cry for mercy*

    *射擊*

  • Now its time for the real poodiepie

    pewds(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

  • *gun shot*

    *悲傷音樂*

  • *rip pewdiepie*

    (((゚Д゚;)))

  • *sad piano continues*

    Σ(lliд゚ノ)ノ

  • The End

    Σ(゚Д゚;≡;゚д゚)

  • *Directed by Michael Bay*

    *射擊*

  • Wait!

    *你說什麼? 嗯,你的本意是好的? 因為你做了*

  • What!

    *嗯,你說什麼?這全部都會-*

  • Hes alive!

    *射擊* *嗯,你說什麼?嗯,你的本意是好的? 因為你做了*

  • *gun shot*

    *嗯,你說什麼?*

  • *Whatcha Say plays* Mm whatcha say? that you only meant well? Well of course you did

    *射擊* *嗯,你說什麼?那是你唯一-*

  • Mm whatcha say? Mm that it's all for the be-

    *OK,10分鐘了*

  • *gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did.

    *射擊*

  • Mm whatcha say?

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you on-

    *射擊*

  • *okay its 10 minuets go home*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot x3*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot x2*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot x3*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot x2*

    *射擊*

  • *gun shot x2*

    *壓車*

  • *gun shot*

  • *gun shot*

  • *gun shot x2*

Cambodia 18:00 Hours *Safari music plays*

*神秘的音樂*

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