Where are you, Jack?

你在哪裡，傑克？

AH! Jesus!

啊！耶穌！

Oh, you scared me!

哦，你嚇死我了！

Jack: Put the gun down!

傑克：把槍放下！

Fine! Okay. okay.

精細！好的。好的。

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. (I'm sorry)

對不起。對不起。（對不起）

Jack: Oh god, my tracking is all off.

傑克：哦，上帝​​，我的跟踪是全部關閉。

Jack: AH FUCK!

傑克：AH他媽的！

Jack: Stop it!

傑克：住手！

Ah! Stop, okay stop. Stop.

啊! 停下來，還好停止。停止。

Oh, sorry I wasn't sh-

哦，對不起，我沒有SH-

I wasn't shooting at anything.

我沒有任何東西在拍攝。

Jack: Oh hohoho!

傑克：哦HOHOHO！

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH！

(Jack continues laughing)

（傑克繼續笑）

What is wrong with you?!

你怎麼了？！

Hey Jack why don't you come over here?

嘿，傑克你為什麼不來這裡？

Jack: what? ahhh its so warm

傑克：什麼？唉唉其如此溫暖

Jack: It's so-

傑克：這是所謂的

LMAO

LMAO

I can see the light

我能看到光明

We're even

我們扯平了

Now review it, ok, ok no more goofing around we got a gamer mission to handle no rising up gamers

現在審查，確定，確定沒有更多的玩玩而已，我們得到了玩家的任務來處理玩家沒有上升

It's bread time. We're only for the bread

這是麵包的時間。我們僅是這項麵包

Come here. hi.

過來。喜。

That was weird. I actually expected to feel you-awhh

那很奇怪。其實，我希望你的感覺，awhh

AWWW we're friends now

噢，我們現在是朋友

You're much smaller in the game than you're irl

你在遊戲中比你IRL小得多

Yeah i know im very big in real life

是啊，我知道即時在現實生活中非常大

Yeah, ok now we need to do my one high five

是啊，好了，現在我們需要做的我一個高五

AY- oh no

IS-哦，不

Samuel

塞繆爾

Jesus dude he looked right at you

耶穌的傢伙，他的權利看著你

Sorry Samuel is he dead?

對不起塞繆爾是他死了嗎？

I think we should stop wasting ammo. Okay, good idea. Thank you

我想我們應該停止浪費彈藥。好了，好主意。謝謝

Maybe we should go in here. Oh, I got it

也許我們應該在這裡猶豫。哦，我明白了

After you sir, all right. Oh look bring them video game lobby. Oh, oh

你先生之後，所有的權利。哦，看把他們的視頻遊戲大廳。哦，哦

Okay, I'll take the ammo

好吧，我會好好彈藥

How do I put it off? where do i put the ammo?

我怎麼把它關掉？我在哪裡可以把彈藥？

Hey jack

嘿，傑克

what

什麼

Jesus Christ

耶穌基督

Where'd my gamer ammo go?

我哪兒玩家的彈藥去了？

aH dude you don't have your gamer ammo?

啊老兄，你沒有你的玩家彈藥？

I don't know man

我不知道男人

Oppa gangnam style

OPPA江南Style

There's a feel like cleaning amnesia again, bro, oh I hear people gamer you gotta join me

還有像清洗一遍失憶，兄弟的感覺，哦，我聽到人們的玩家，你得和我一起

No, no over here to the left of where you came out left stop it already away

不，不，在這裡的左邊，你走了出來左邊停止它已經遠

Here okay reach and clear. All right get the other side of me

這裡好嗎範圍和明確的。好讓我的另一面

Okay breaching clear I guess

好吧違約清楚，我猜

Wow!

哇！

Okay, oh she said there's other people I hear my gameeee

好了，哦，她說，有其他人我聽到我gameeee

Do something okay wait wait

做一些好等待觀望

Okay. Am I definitely a.m. It looks like you're sniffing your own hand after touching your balls. Maybe I am

好的。難道我肯定是它看起來像你觸摸你的球後嗅自己的手。也許我是

Peek-a-boo peek-a-boo

PEEK-A-BOO PEEK-A-BOO

Oh

哦

Can you actually drop your gun, I'm just gonna take my duck and go okay

實際上，你可以放下你的槍，我只是要帶我的鴨，去好嗎

There's a green boy

有一個綠色的小男孩

Shoot the green boy

拍攝的青澀少年

No

沒有

No

沒有

No

沒有

Ah

啊

Came over just as you died. Yeah, he punched me. How am I going to do? What are you gonna do? Okay

走了過來，就像你死了。是啊，他一拳打了我。我怎麼辦？你要去做什麼？好的

Hasta La Vista! Zombie lady!

閃現拉維斯塔！殭屍小姐！

Okay, don't shoot, okay

好了，不要拍，好嗎

Okay, okay got me dude Oh try and be more of a gamer next okay, we got a green one coming

好了，好讓我的傢伙哦，嘗試更多的是遊戲玩家的好接下來，我們得到了一個綠色的未來

He's dead. Nice looking nice stupid then I'm such a gamer

他死了。好看的漂亮的傻那麼我這樣的玩家

Nice yeah zombies. Yeah, you're a cool hat though

尼斯是的殭屍。是啊，你是一個很酷的帽子，雖然

He's so Swedish really cool head. Okay. I shot this guy he's dead now

他是如此的瑞典真正清醒的頭腦。好的。我拍這個傢伙，他現在已經死了

Don't ya this is serious gaming so make love to the zombies love

不遐這是嚴肅的遊戲所以讓愛殭屍愛

Take the series never kill myself, huh? Never joke about that kill it, okay

就拿系列從來沒有自殺，是吧？永遠不要開玩笑說殺死它，好嗎

There's a timer counting down. I think we have to fend off waves of enemies Oh No

有一個計時器倒計時。我認為，我們必須抵禦敵人的波哦，不

Take Adam nice I

就拿亞當漂亮的我

Forgot how to reload for a second. Oh

忘記了如何重裝一秒鐘。哦

Okay, weirdo we're fine we're fine epic we have 30 seconds everything this is

好了，怪人我們很好我們很好的史詩，我們有30秒的一切，這是

Okay, oh that's a victory royale right there

好了，哦，這是一個勝利大逃殺就在那裡

I do cooperate. What did cool gamers say these days? Yes, okay

我不配合。什麼酷的玩家說，這些天？是的，沒關係

Behind you behind you. Yeah

在你身後支持你。是啊

Oh

哦

Look at these headshots you see in this bro. Oh

看看這些爆頭你在這個兄弟看。哦

Ahhh

唉唉

God watch out. Do you feel like a gamer?

神看出來。你覺得自己是個遊戲玩家？

Huh, No!

呵呵，不！

Nooo

拿去

Oh

哦

Flashlight brothers

手電筒兄弟

Hey, no!

哎，不！

Does this creepy I don't like this, right?

這是否令人毛骨悚然我不喜歡這個，對吧？

Okay, I don't think I want to find any in the bathroom

好吧，我不認為我想找到任何在浴室

Hey J Oh

嘿L呵呵

Shootin some b-ball

亂射一些B-球

It's really hard

這真的很難

Yes, yeah

是的，是的

Oh

哦

VR is the future. Oh, there's a me. Watch this shoot him. I let you up

VR是未來。哦，還有一個我。關注此拍他。我讓你起來

Nice oh

好聽哦

You waste the three shots where there should have only taken you one no to four or five of them coming

你浪費了三槍，其中應該只考慮你一個沒有四或五他們未來

Oh does one were you high okay, I'm gonna back it up a sec

哦，確實一個是你高沒關係，我要回它一秒鐘

Can't see because I don't have the punch languages Oh creepy

無法看到，因為我沒有衝語言哦令人毛骨悚然

Okay, you got that yeah, I just do a job for you, okay

好吧，你得到了，是的，我只是做適合你的工作，好嗎

So what I waste the machine good

所以我浪費了好機

I know how do you feel. You don't want to hit a woman's that is true. These zombies ain't gonna know what hit them

我知道你感覺如何。你不想打女人的這是真的。這些殭屍是不是會知道是什麼擊中了他們

Hey zombies, what hey what you got, huh?

嘿殭屍，什麼嘿，你得到了什麼，是吧？

Ain't afraid ooh

不怕哦

That's Michael, Caine

這是邁克爾，堅

Another

另一個

Naomi okay now we can probably pull this lever. Okay, one minute go now. I'm a comic

納奧米現在沒事了，我們大概可以拉動這個槓桿。好了，一分鐘走了。我是一個漫畫

Okay, don't touch lights

好了，不要觸摸燈

Wow!

哇！

oh Jesus Christ!

哦，耶穌基督！

Yeah

是啊

Okay, well there's a timer on this so we might have to run now in a second oh

好吧，那麼有這個計時器，所以我們可能要在現在第二運行哦

Okay, I'm running

好吧，我跑

Oh no my leg, why do you have legs?

哦不我的腿，為什麼你的腿？

Should we go in here? There's a lot of dudes in the armory. Your mom's in the armory.

我們應該在這裡？有很多在軍械庫的花花公子。你媽媽在軍械庫。

Oh

哦

Geez you're lucky I saved your ass after what you said about maybe I kill them both now you didn't yeah dead

天啊，你很幸運我你說的對，也許什麼後保存你的屁股我現在殺了他們兩個你沒有死耶

Oh

哦

Does it go down here? Oh

它下去嗎？哦

You crazy

你瘋了

You should get this good

你應該得到這個好

Nice. Oh

尼斯。哦

Oh hell yeah

哦地獄啊

Auto shop. Oh

汽車店。哦

What's Up!

這是怎麼回事！

Yeah, you just got sore oh

是啊，你剛痛哦

Hey, how you doing? Hey, how would you know if we don't make it out of here me you smell like burgers

嗨，最近好嗎？嘿，你怎麼會知道，如果我們不讓它離開這裡我說你聞起來像漢堡包

Oh

哦

No! No!

不！不！

What was that I don't know what you are. Oh god, I'm outta ammo. Oh no good

那是什麼，我不知道你是什麼。哦，上帝，我走的彈藥。哦，沒有好

Hoo, hoo!

呼，呼！

God damn there is so many fking nibbers.

該死有這麼多fking nibbers。

Good let us know where each other is. Oh

好讓我們知道對方是。哦

What's up Felix, I'm trying to run but there's some mini she she's on your ass though Oh God

這是怎麼回事菲利克斯，我試圖運行，但有一些小她她對你的屁股，雖然哦，上帝

Oh

哦

Gosh ding ding

Gosh ding ding

Link in description, I'm comment like subscribe like a Bosch

鏈接的描述，我很喜歡訂閱像博世評論

Boss like a boss and then you win

老闆像一個老闆，然後你就贏了

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喜歡這部影片，說PewDiePie！