*The drugs have kicked in.*

在下Pewdiepie~~

*The word you're looking for is Pewdiepie.*

歡迎來到...

*It happens to the best of us.*

*與Pewdiepie的星期五...*

"ALZHEIMERS"

...

Last week, I asked you bros to submit your best Pewdiepie memes, if I know you bros correct

??

this is probably going to be pretty shit, cringey, and unfunny, just like me! Let's watch!

(好喔)

Also, new competition down in the description, check it out.

*老年痴呆*

Uh,

上禮拜我要你們獻上你們最好的Pewdiepie網路梗

It's basically photoshop time, boys.

如果我沒猜錯的話 這應該會很爛 很尷尬 又不好笑

The floor is a quality content.

就跟我一樣欸!!來看吧(･∀･)b

Shut up man... hehehe.

還有 新的比賽資訊在下面的資訊欄 去看看吧

The floor is making video below ten.

ㄜ

*Gasping for breathe over irony and truth.*

差不多就是P圖比賽啦 兄弟們

How to recognize early signs of autism.

地板代表有品質的內容...(´∀`) *地板代表有品質的內容和影片點子*

*Realization*

閉嘴啦!!我的...*笑*

*Chuckles, with tones of sadness*

*地板代表10分02秒以下的影片*

Seems like a very informative and great video that I would love to watch. Also,

(婊他的影片沒梗了又很長)

Buy a fidget spinner as well to test yourself today.

*如何辨識自閉症的早期症狀*

How to respect women.

(自顧自的玩指尖陀螺)

Today I'm here with a lovely,

看起來是我會想看又有教育意義的好影片呢(･∀･╬)

beautiful, me.

對了 買我出的指尖陀螺來馬上幫你檢測

Yeah, exactly.

*如何尊重女性*

This is not true. I respect waman.

*今天的來賓是迷人 又可愛的...*

I want someone to look at me like Pewdiepie looks at Conan.

*我!*

He is a beautiful man. He's very tall, extremely tall, actually.

對 沒錯啊

This one is fucking amazing.

這不是真的 我尊重女生

Yah, where's the yah?

*我想要某人用Pewdiepie看Conan的眼光注視我*

Yah.

他是個俊俏的男人 他很高...其實是超高的

"What is uuuuuup Drama Alert Nation" Aw, come on.

這個真的超厲害

*Chuckles.*

呀!

*The scene from Alien*

"呀!"到哪裡去了??

More memes, please.

*自己"呀!"*

*Throws up a little*

*大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

Aw, look how cute.

噢 不是吧 *大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

England is my city. Oh no,

*大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

It's re-(tarded)

*嘿老兄 迪士尼潮流的日常*

*chuckles.*

*半年內5百萬訂閱?*

"England is my city" is such a dead meme now, but it will, it will stay in my heart, in a very special place forever.

*這...嗯...這有人達成過囉*

Also, Nick if you want to call me anytime at night

*你不相信?我給你看*

for a little bit of swiggity swooty poodiepie booty

*好...好 安靜安靜*

You know where to find me. I'm gonna have to go with me

哦...下一個網路梗 謝謝

Uh... eh huhha

*pewds你還好嗎*

I remember tweeting this to Miley Cyrus, like, "Hey Miley

*喔好可愛喔(´∀`)*

You stole my outfit." It got like thirty thousand retweets or some shit, but she never responded.

*英國是我的城市(°∀ﾟ)*

*The daily life of a Youtuber*

*可憐喔*

*chuckles.*

*他是智障*

Nice old, uh, old meme, but, uh, I appreciate it. Just because PJ is a wamen. It's okay,

"英國是我的城市"梗已經快過時了

It's just a handshake. God damn it. God fucking damn it.

但它在我心中永遠都會占有一個獨特的地位

Ah ha ha ha

還有 Nick 如果你晚上寂寞的時候想打給我...

I love how I looked at my hand afterwards as well like...

要求一些Poodiepie性感屁屁的話...

'Ah, stupid hand. Y-you really messed that one up, didn't ya?'

你知道哪裡可以找到我(>ε^)

Haha, I'll never forget that moment. It's ingrained,

*親*

Cemented into my mind. Anytime I try to do a handshake, I just get PTSD and I start shaking.

*誰比較好看 Miley Cyrus還是Pewdiepie?* 我要選我

I just wanna play games, smoke cigars, drink whiskey, and suck dick.

ㄜ...哈哈

Marzia: "Oh that's good to know." XD

我還記得我有在推特上問她

The fuck do you find these reaction faces, Jesus Christ.

就像"嘿Miley 你抄襲我的服裝"

Mah name eh Jeff.

好像有三萬轉發還是什麼的

The floor is "try not to..."challenges"... ehahah

但她都沒回覆阿QAQ

GOD DAMMIT!

(´∀`) *PJ=女生 中指=尊重 pewds=我*

The floor is outdated memes. Kazoo kid, upgrade. Okee-ah.

很好的...老梗

*laughs.*

但還是感謝你

Want some bread?

因為你用PJ代表女生

*laughs*

*別擔心 只是握手而已*

Yes, that's my favorite one so far. Hell yeah.

我示範給...靠杯喔(´∀`) *我示範給你看*

*laughs*

真是夠了

"Hey everyone, Scarce here." "What kind of drugs do you take!?"

*笑*

"My name is Jeff!"

我在那之後就一直看著我的手

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

就像"喔笨手手 你搞砸了 對吧?"

"Stop it, it tickles."

我永遠忘不了那一刻 它已經刻在...

*laughs*

我的腦海裡了

*Cover your eyes, kids*

當我要握手的時候 就會有創傷症候群 手就會開始抖

"Oh, I like it here."

*我只是想玩個遊戲 抽支菸 喝杯酒 吸根屌而已* (?)

*Sexual noises*

*Marzia:我很高興知道真相喔*

"Oh my god!" Excellent,

你從哪裡找到那張臉的 天鵝啊

Excellent blend of the green screen. "I want to give a second chance after all she's my future wife."

我叫做Jeff喔

"You know what they say, love is blind." (Pewds and Tommy in unison)

*地板代表"不要...挑戰"*

"I bet you wish you were this good at juggling, bitches."

真是的!!

"Aaaah, aaaah, shit that hurt, ow." *laughs*

地板代表過時梗

"Caught it with my ass."

*卡祖笛小子 上傳*

DAHAHA

阿... *希特勒 回去啦*

Hell yeah. "Why did you do it? I loved you." "Why are you so hysterical?" My idol is a liar.

*Pewdiepie 快回去啦*

There is one thing that will never change, the brofist.

*要來點麵包嗎?* *笑*

*laughs*

這是我目前最喜歡的 讚啦!

I'm sorry, you don't appreciate the fact how progressive my mind is for thinking about

*大家好 是我喔* *你到底嗑了什麼?*

Minorities such as whamon, sorry for respecting whamen.

*我叫做JEFF!!*

I'm so sorry. (He's not)

*你是吃錯什麼藥啦??*

Top 10 Legendary... cars...

*不要啦 很癢欸*

I need to get that car to work again. The battery's all fucked. I need a new battery for it.

(´∀`)

Started from the bottom- *starts chuckling*

*喔我喜歡*(已崩壞)

Started from the bottom, still at the bottom. How about that?

太厲害了

The floor is disrespecting women.

超讚的後製

*They mean wahmen*

*我想要再給她一次機會 畢竟她是我未來的老婆*

That's right.

*你知道世人都說:愛情是盲目的*

I would never, never disrespect a whamon. If my life depended on it. If my- If I was hanging off a cliff

*你是不是希望你的雜耍技術跟我一樣好阿*

Prepared to die, I will- What the fuck am I saying!?

*婊子*

Making new original content.

*爆頭*

Getting your fans to-

XD

You...

*靠杯很痛欸*

You don't know that, you don't know that. That is not true. I could- I could easier (He meant easily) make better memes than this.

*用屁股接住啦*

*chuckles*

*笑死*

That is surprisingly accurate!

讚啦

*silent laughter*

*你為什麼這樣做?我愛你欸*

Well done. You know what, well done. I'll take it.

*你幹嘛歇斯底里?*

Before and after YouTube boycott.

*我的偶像是騙子*

Pretty accurate.

*有一個東西永遠不會變 就是兄弟拳*

Pretty goddamn accurate. Look how happy I was. Look how better days were right around the corner, but they also took

*姊妹拳拳喔~~*

(pause for effect)

你不欣賞我持續進步的思想我感到很遺憾

One thing I didn't know they could take.

關心那些少數民族吧 像是女性

My quality content, because I never had it.

我因為尊重女性而感到抱歉齁

*chuckles*

抱歉!!(喔是喔)

That should not have been funny. It really shouldn't.

*十大傳奇車*

Running out of video ideas. Asking other people for video ideas. Asking bing.com

我要修好那台車 它的電池都爆了 我需要新電池

for video ideas.

*重新開始喔*

Creating another YouTube channel and pretending that you are (a) beginner YouTuber begging for video ideas.

重新開始 卻毫無進展 如何啊?

Asking Jacksepticeye to temporarily host your channel while you go backpacking through Japan with Edgar-

*地板代表不尊重女性*

I legit thought about having Jack take over the channel for a day

對啦

Fuck, how do they know?

我永遠都不會不尊重女性 我的人生就靠這個了

*Laughs* Hey, it's your uber driver here. I am outside.

如果我吊在懸崖上 準備領便當

I would- I would ride with that uber. I would five star the fuck outta that uber.

也不會...我到底在說什麼阿Ouo

Me tryin'...

*做創新的影片內容*

Why are you guys so mean? Hahaha. You. The girl he tells you not to worry about.

叫粉絲... *叫粉絲幫你做題材*

(You know it)

你...

(This is getting weird) (Pls stahp)

你什麼都不知道 這些都是假的

*Marzia voice*

才不是這樣勒 我可以輕易做出更好的梗

*laughs*

*笑*

Listen, I've done like what, ten "You laugh, you lose" videos. Oh, I'm sorry, back in the day today it was totally fine

還蠻準的

To do one hundred Happy Wheels.

幹的好 你知道嗎?不錯喔!我接受

Oh, but I-if I do ten "You Laugh You Lose",

*YouTube杯葛發生前後*

"Oh, he's out of ideas!"

這也很準

"Oh, he doesn't make original content!"

蠻準的 看我以前多開心

Well guess what?

看看不久之前無憂無慮的日子

This is YouTube.

他們還奪走了...

This is how it is.

我以為他們拿不走的東西...

Shut up!

有內容的影片...

SHUT UP!

因為我從來就沒有QWQ

*Sad poodehpear*

*我=pewds 槍=尊重 目標物=女生*

*earrape Marzia noise*

它不該這麼好笑的 真的不應該

When people ask how many times a day I make billions and millions.

*沒影片題材了*

I like that that 'cause it's a subtle Pewdiepie meme, uh, but also very much in your face to get it for those, uh, newcomers.

*向別人尋求題材*

I like it. Appreciate it. My name is Nick Crompton and no

*向Bing尋求題材*

I'm not from Compton. England is my city. Pewdiepie is a nazi, Scare Pewdiepie season 2 cancelled

*創另一個頻道 假裝是菜鳥 再祈求題材*

Pewdiepie has no original ideas

*請Jacksepticeye在短期內經營自己的頻道 再和Edgar去日本當背包客找題材*

Pewdiepie has made billions and millions

我還真的想過讓Jack經營頻道一天

*Chuckles.*

幹你們怎麼知道的啦

Why, why did that become a meme. The fucking billions and millions, out of all things.

*嘿 我是你的uber司機 我出來了*

Oh, I don't understand you guys, but hey fuck it.

我會騎那個當uber司機 再拿到五星評價

We do look extremely cute here.

在找... *在找創新點子的我*

I'm not gonna lie.

你們怎麼這麼壞QAQ

Me and Marzia, are really couple goals.

(^∀^)

Did Brad submit this, or what the hell?

*你* *他跟你說不用擔心的"好姊妹"*

All right, everyone we need more ideas for original content.

(搞外遇的那種不用擔心...)

Greenscreen competition.

*啊吧嗲嗲~~*

Meme competition.

*pewds:我有新點子了* *內在pewds:笑了你就輸挑戰!!!*

Cross that.

我做了差不多十部笑了你就輸影片

PHOTOSHOP COMPETITION! *hell yeah*

抱歉喔 以前明明就沒人嫌啊

THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE.

我還做了100部快樂輪子影片欸

We're doing a photoshop competition.

但如果我做了十部笑了你就輸

And you could win it.

"喔他沒點子了啦"

Uh, I'm gonna... download the pictures that I posted in the description and photoshop it

"喔他影片內容都一樣*

Whatever way you want, whatever way you please, uh, I see I see what you're doing here, trying to make fun of me for not having

猜怎麼著??

original content, but

這是YouTube

to be honest,

它就是這麼回事

I- I love these so much. It's so fun to see the community come together and with the same fucking weird humor as me, and

閉嘴啦

Doing these stupid shit, so if you want to be part of that, I think it's awesome. I really appreciate it.

不要吵!!!