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  • Hey, it's me, Pewdiepie, and welcome to Friday's with...


  • *The drugs have kicked in.*


  • *The word you're looking for is Pewdiepie.*


  • *It happens to the best of us.*




  • Last week, I asked you bros to submit your best Pewdiepie memes, if I know you bros correct


  • this is probably going to be pretty shit, cringey, and unfunny, just like me! Let's watch!


  • Also, new competition down in the description, check it out.


  • Uh,


  • It's basically photoshop time, boys.

    如果我沒猜錯的話 這應該會很爛 很尷尬 又不好笑

  • The floor is a quality content.


  • Shut up man... hehehe.

    還有 新的比賽資訊在下面的資訊欄 去看看吧

  • The floor is making video below ten.

  • *Gasping for breathe over irony and truth.*

    差不多就是P圖比賽啦 兄弟們

  • How to recognize early signs of autism.

    地板代表有品質的內容...(´∀`) *地板代表有品質的內容和影片點子*

  • *Realization*


  • *Chuckles, with tones of sadness*


  • Seems like a very informative and great video that I would love to watch. Also,


  • Buy a fidget spinner as well to test yourself today.


  • How to respect women.


  • Today I'm here with a lovely,


  • beautiful, me.

    對了 買我出的指尖陀螺來馬上幫你檢測

  • Yeah, exactly.


  • This is not true. I respect waman.

    *今天的來賓是迷人 又可愛的...*

  • I want someone to look at me like Pewdiepie looks at Conan.


  • He is a beautiful man. He's very tall, extremely tall, actually.

    對 沒錯啊

  • This one is fucking amazing.

    這不是真的 我尊重女生

  • Yah, where's the yah?


  • Yah.

    他是個俊俏的男人 他很高...其實是超高的

  • "What is uuuuuup Drama Alert Nation" Aw, come on.


  • *Chuckles.*


  • *The scene from Alien*


  • More memes, please.


  • *Throws up a little*

    *大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

  • Aw, look how cute.

    噢 不是吧 *大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

  • England is my city. Oh no,

    *大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

  • It's re-(tarded)

    *嘿老兄 迪士尼潮流的日常*

  • *chuckles.*


  • "England is my city" is such a dead meme now, but it will, it will stay in my heart, in a very special place forever.


  • Also, Nick if you want to call me anytime at night


  • for a little bit of swiggity swooty poodiepie booty

    *好...好 安靜安靜*

  • You know where to find me. I'm gonna have to go with me

    哦...下一個網路梗 謝謝

  • Uh... eh huhha


  • I remember tweeting this to Miley Cyrus, like, "Hey Miley


  • You stole my outfit." It got like thirty thousand retweets or some shit, but she never responded.


  • *The daily life of a Youtuber*


  • *chuckles.*


  • Nice old, uh, old meme, but, uh, I appreciate it. Just because PJ is a wamen. It's okay,


  • It's just a handshake. God damn it. God fucking damn it.


  • Ah ha ha ha

    還有 Nick 如果你晚上寂寞的時候想打給我...

  • I love how I looked at my hand afterwards as well like...


  • 'Ah, stupid hand. Y-you really messed that one up, didn't ya?'


  • Haha, I'll never forget that moment. It's ingrained,


  • Cemented into my mind. Anytime I try to do a handshake, I just get PTSD and I start shaking.

    *誰比較好看 Miley Cyrus還是Pewdiepie?* 我要選我

  • I just wanna play games, smoke cigars, drink whiskey, and suck dick.


  • Marzia: "Oh that's good to know." XD


  • The fuck do you find these reaction faces, Jesus Christ.

    就像"嘿Miley 你抄襲我的服裝"

  • Mah name eh Jeff.


  • The floor is "try not to..."challenges"... ehahah



    (´∀`) *PJ=女生 中指=尊重 pewds=我*

  • The floor is outdated memes. Kazoo kid, upgrade. Okee-ah.


  • *laughs.*


  • Want some bread?


  • *laughs*

    *別擔心 只是握手而已*

  • Yes, that's my favorite one so far. Hell yeah.

    我示範給...靠杯喔(´∀`) *我示範給你看*

  • *laughs*


  • "Hey everyone, Scarce here." "What kind of drugs do you take!?"


  • "My name is Jeff!"


  • "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

    就像"喔笨手手 你搞砸了 對吧?"

  • "Stop it, it tickles."

    我永遠忘不了那一刻 它已經刻在...

  • *laughs*


  • *Cover your eyes, kids*

    當我要握手的時候 就會有創傷症候群 手就會開始抖

  • "Oh, I like it here."

    *我只是想玩個遊戲 抽支菸 喝杯酒 吸根屌而已* (?)

  • *Sexual noises*


  • "Oh my god!" Excellent,

    你從哪裡找到那張臉的 天鵝啊

  • Excellent blend of the green screen. "I want to give a second chance after all she's my future wife."


  • "You know what they say, love is blind." (Pewds and Tommy in unison)


  • "I bet you wish you were this good at juggling, bitches."


  • "Aaaah, aaaah, shit that hurt, ow." *laughs*


  • "Caught it with my ass."

    *卡祖笛小子 上傳*


    阿... *希特勒 回去啦*

  • Hell yeah. "Why did you do it? I loved you." "Why are you so hysterical?" My idol is a liar.

    *Pewdiepie 快回去啦*

  • There is one thing that will never change, the brofist.

    *要來點麵包嗎?* *笑*

  • *laughs*

    這是我目前最喜歡的 讚啦!

  • I'm sorry, you don't appreciate the fact how progressive my mind is for thinking about

    *大家好 是我喔* *你到底嗑了什麼?*

  • Minorities such as whamon, sorry for respecting whamen.


  • I'm so sorry. (He's not)


  • Top 10 Legendary... cars...

    *不要啦 很癢欸*

  • I need to get that car to work again. The battery's all fucked. I need a new battery for it.


  • Started from the bottom- *starts chuckling*


  • Started from the bottom, still at the bottom. How about that?


  • The floor is disrespecting women.


  • *They mean wahmen*

    *我想要再給她一次機會 畢竟她是我未來的老婆*

  • That's right.


  • I would never, never disrespect a whamon. If my life depended on it. If my- If I was hanging off a cliff


  • Prepared to die, I will- What the fuck am I saying!?


  • Making new original content.


  • Getting your fans to-


  • You...


  • You don't know that, you don't know that. That is not true. I could- I could easier (He meant easily) make better memes than this.


  • *chuckles*


  • That is surprisingly accurate!


  • *silent laughter*


  • Well done. You know what, well done. I'll take it.


  • Before and after YouTube boycott.


  • Pretty accurate.

    *有一個東西永遠不會變 就是兄弟拳*

  • Pretty goddamn accurate. Look how happy I was. Look how better days were right around the corner, but they also took


  • (pause for effect)


  • One thing I didn't know they could take.

    關心那些少數民族吧 像是女性

  • My quality content, because I never had it.


  • *chuckles*


  • That should not have been funny. It really shouldn't.


  • Running out of video ideas. Asking other people for video ideas. Asking

    我要修好那台車 它的電池都爆了 我需要新電池

  • for video ideas.


  • Creating another YouTube channel and pretending that you are (a) beginner YouTuber begging for video ideas.

    重新開始 卻毫無進展 如何啊?

  • Asking Jacksepticeye to temporarily host your channel while you go backpacking through Japan with Edgar-


  • I legit thought about having Jack take over the channel for a day


  • Fuck, how do they know?

    我永遠都不會不尊重女性 我的人生就靠這個了

  • *Laughs* Hey, it's your uber driver here. I am outside.

    如果我吊在懸崖上 準備領便當

  • I would- I would ride with that uber. I would five star the fuck outta that uber.


  • Me tryin'...


  • Why are you guys so mean? Hahaha. You. The girl he tells you not to worry about.

    叫粉絲... *叫粉絲幫你做題材*

  • (You know it)


  • (This is getting weird) (Pls stahp)

    你什麼都不知道 這些都是假的

  • *Marzia voice*

    才不是這樣勒 我可以輕易做出更好的梗

  • *laughs*


  • Listen, I've done like what, ten "You laugh, you lose" videos. Oh, I'm sorry, back in the day today it was totally fine


  • To do one hundred Happy Wheels.

    幹的好 你知道嗎?不錯喔!我接受

  • Oh, but I-if I do ten "You Laugh You Lose",


  • "Oh, he's out of ideas!"


  • "Oh, he doesn't make original content!"

    蠻準的 看我以前多開心

  • Well guess what?


  • This is YouTube.


  • This is how it is.


  • Shut up!


  • SHUT UP!


  • *Sad poodehpear*

    *我=pewds 槍=尊重 目標物=女生*

  • *earrape Marzia noise*

    它不該這麼好笑的 真的不應該

  • When people ask how many times a day I make billions and millions.


  • I like that that 'cause it's a subtle Pewdiepie meme, uh, but also very much in your face to get it for those, uh, newcomers.


  • I like it. Appreciate it. My name is Nick Crompton and no


  • I'm not from Compton. England is my city. Pewdiepie is a nazi, Scare Pewdiepie season 2 cancelled

    *創另一個頻道 假裝是菜鳥 再祈求題材*

  • Pewdiepie has no original ideas

    *請Jacksepticeye在短期內經營自己的頻道 再和Edgar去日本當背包客找題材*

  • Pewdiepie has made billions and millions


  • *Chuckles.*


  • Why, why did that become a meme. The fucking billions and millions, out of all things.

    *嘿 我是你的uber司機 我出來了*

  • Oh, I don't understand you guys, but hey fuck it.

    我會騎那個當uber司機 再拿到五星評價

  • We do look extremely cute here.

    在找... *在找創新點子的我*

  • I'm not gonna lie.


  • Me and Marzia, are really couple goals.


  • Did Brad submit this, or what the hell?

    *你* *他跟你說不用擔心的"好姊妹"*

  • All right, everyone we need more ideas for original content.


  • Greenscreen competition.


  • Meme competition.

    *pewds:我有新點子了* *內在pewds:笑了你就輸挑戰!!!*

  • Cross that.



    抱歉喔 以前明明就沒人嫌啊



  • We're doing a photoshop competition.


  • And you could win it.


  • Uh, I'm gonna... download the pictures that I posted in the description and photoshop it


  • Whatever way you want, whatever way you please, uh, I see I see what you're doing here, trying to make fun of me for not having


  • original content, but


  • to be honest,


  • I- I love these so much. It's so fun to see the community come together and with the same fucking weird humor as me, and


  • Doing these stupid shit, so if you want to be part of that, I think it's awesome. I really appreciate it.


  • It makes me feel like I'm not just y-uh fucking...

    *啊吧嗲嗲~~* (RIP耳機使用者)

  • I dunno how to express my feelings, ok? :(


  • It's cool. It's cool to see you guys, uh, taking part of the, uh, the sisters.


  • Being part of the


  • Respecting Women Community


  • We're at 55 million Subscribers now.

    我喜歡 感恩喔

  • This one is beautiful, it's a classic.

    我叫做Nick Compton 但我不來自康普頓

  • This is the end of the video. I guess that you're going to pause this just to read this. I fixed all of the errors from this caption. It took me 3 hours to fix this. It's 1 AM here at my local time. PewDiePie, I hope you're happy now. You, yes you, looking this caption, I hope that you are happy now. Anyways, I don't like self promotion, but these are the channels that helped: Michael R. (Mr. Monopoly profile pic), John Kaspersky, Art Collective, Peniel Grefalda, Julia Bessenbacher and OliverFX for contributing as well. Thanks Everyone!


Hey, it's me, Pewdiepie, and welcome to Friday's with...



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