*pew news intro*

*皮尤新聞介紹*

my name is GlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

我的名字是GlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

o o o o o o oo

oooooo oo

*O I N T E N S I F I E S*

* OINTENSIFIES *

-ria Borger

-ria Borger

and you're watching the most respectable news site outlet of all time

你正在觀看有史以來最受尊敬的新聞網站

that is not our personal bias, that is just

那不是我們個人的偏見，就是這樣

Straight up

直接

F A C T S

FACTS

Now some news for-

現在有一些新聞 -

*dramatic close up*

*戲劇性的近距離*

A lesser media outlet

較小的媒體渠道

Buzzfeed, everyone

每個人都有Buzzfeed

H A

哈

patheticc-

patheticc-

Buzzfeed prints a one-off magazine!

Buzzfeed打印一個一次性的雜誌！

♥ w o o w ♥

♥woow♥

That's incredible! Wow how innovative! (Truly innovative)

這是令人難以置信的！ 哇怎麼創新！ （真正的創新）

Going back to print, what a great idea! (Captions agree)

回去打印，真是個好主意！ （字幕同意）

And put-

並把 -

M O M O

MOMO

on the cover.

在封面。

This is phenomenal work, Buzzfeed

這是非凡的工作，Buzzfeed

Good job Buzzfeed you really did- you really outdone yourself this time Buzzfeed

好的工作Buzzfeed你真的做到了 - 這次你真的超過了自己Buzzfeed

Can I sound a little bit more condescending?

我可以聽起來有點居高臨下嗎？

So this was on my Twitter news feed for some reason

因此，出於某種原因，這是在我的Twitter新聞源上

Twitter decided "hey you wanna know about this?"

Twitter決定“嘿，你想知道這個嗎？”

BUZZFEED EVERYONE

每個人都瘋狂

Its a- And I love all the responses to this basically

它是- 我基本上都喜歡這一切

*N O O N E C A R E S*

*沒人在乎*

(noonecares.mp4)

（noonecares.mp4）

Good call moving to print! Booming industry!

好打電話打印！蓬勃發展的行業！

So you're telling me that the creative director said:

所以你告訴我創意總監說：

"When history looks back at Buzzfeed's #1 issue,

“當歷史回顧Buzzfeed的＃1問題時，

we want the iconic MOMO to be on the cover..?"

我們想要標誌性的MOMO在封面......？“

Well well well, to bad there wont be any history for Buzzfeed

好吧，糟糕的是，Buzzfeed不會有任何歷史

I know, this is so sad

我知道，這太傷心了

Last month it was reported that as many as 2100 people have lost their jobs in the past two weeks

上個月據報導，過去兩周有多達2100人失業

Buzzfeed having a cut of 15% of their staff This is SO. SAD. ok

Buzzfeed削減了15％的員工 這是SO。傷心。好

I'm not giving my opinion, but I'm literally shaking and crying right now

我沒有表達我的意見，但我現在正在顫抖和哭泣

Buzzfeed, who hires such amazing people like Joe Bernstein-

Buzzfeed，僱用像Joe Bernstein這樣的人，

Oh, god no!

哦，天哪！

NOOOOOOOOOOO-

NOOOOOOOOOOO-

*smac*

* SMAC *

*SmAc*

* SMAC *

*S M A C*

* SMAC *

Oh and not vice too, Vice!

哦，不是副，副！

Laying off 10% of their workforce?

解僱10％的勞動力？

Vice, that does such incredible journalism..

副總裁，這是如此令人難以置信的新聞報導..

This is a huge blow for journalism...

這對新聞業來說是一個巨大的打擊......

How are we possibly going to survive?

我們怎麼可能活下去？

Now, obviously people losing their jobs is not to be celebrated

現在，顯然人們失去工作是不值得慶祝的

but...

但...

*dramatic closeup 2 incoming*

*戲劇性的特寫2傳入*

B U T

但

Kinda hard to feel bad for companies, that are running these smear campaigns

對於正在進行這些塗抹活動的公司來說，有點難過

Not just against me, but other people as well.

不僅反對我，還反對其他人。

Are you suppos- How long do they keep thinking they can do this kind of stuff without getting away with it?

你支持 - 他們一直認為他們可以做這種事情多久而不逃避它？

Obviously there are many factors involved

顯然涉及很多因素

But I find it ironic and funny how Buzzfeed two years ago after the wall street journal scandal,

但是，兩年前華爾街日報醜聞發生之後，我發現諷刺和滑稽的是多麼瘋狂，

uh, posted about my-my downfall

呃，發布了關於我 - 我的垮台

Writing: His downfall feels anti-capitalist, it feels nonconformist, it makes us feel all the things we love to feel to prove we're better than

寫作：他的墮落感覺是反資本主義的，感覺是不符合規範的，它讓我們感受到所有我們喜歡的事情來證明我們比

Well

好

WELL

好

W E L L

好

what a downfall indeed

真的是垮台了

Have fun, Buzzfeed

玩得開心，Buzzfeed

I'll be laughing all the way

我一直在笑

N E X T (clap) N E W S

下一個 （拍） 新聞

Next news comes from Captain Marvel, that's right

接下來的消息來自Marvel上尉，這是對的

y'all know I would talk about this.

你們都知道我會談論這件事。

the reason why I haven't done a few news in a while is

我之前沒有做過一些新聞的原因是

I haven't been too invested in what's happening

我並沒有過多地投資於正在發生的事情

and it's been kind of nice to be honest

老實說，這真是太好了

but this is one of those news that

但這是其中一個消息

uH-

UH-

you just can't- You can't escape

你不能 - 你無法逃脫

it's been literally everywhere, recommended in all the feeds

它幾乎無處不在，建議在所有的飼料中使用

Rotten Tomatoes explains why it removed thousands of audience reviews on Captain Marvel's opening day

腐爛的西紅柿解釋了為什麼它在Marvel船長的開幕日刪除了成千上萬的觀眾評論

WELL

好

I don't even have to research this

我甚至不需要研究這個

DISNEY PAID THEM!!

迪士尼支付他們!!

that is not fact. that is just pure speculation

這不是事實。這只是純粹的猜測

but it also

但它也

most importantly

最重要的是

is my opinion (which she's not supposed to have)

是我的意見（她不應該有）

Basically, if you don't know what happened here

基本上，如果你不知道這裡發生了什麼

the Captain Marvel audience score review

Marvel上尉的觀眾得分評論

on Rotten Tomatoes was at 33%

在爛番茄上是33％

and then a lot of reviews just disappeared and got deleted

然後很多評論都消失了並被刪除了

some people were estimating over 50,000

有些人估計超過50,000

and now it's sitting at 55% like ratio.

現在它的比例達到了55％。

Now, however still enjoys Marvel films

然而，現在仍然喜歡漫威電影

you know

你懂

that's up to you, but

這取決於你，但是

a lot of people define this as 'trolls', you know

很多人將此定義為“巨魔”，你知道

this is trolls and therefore, we have every right .

這是巨魔，因此，我們完全有權利。

remove the review

刪除審核

if you're a troll then your opinion doesn't count, basically

如果你是一個巨魔，那麼你的意見基本上不算數

ah, yes! Trolls! That's a good excuse to remove freedom of speech!

沒錯！巨魔！這是取消言論自由的好藉口！

iF yOu'Re A tRoLl,

我想你是一個人，

ThEn YoU'rE nOt AlLoWeD tO vOiCe YoUr OpInIoN!

你永遠不會喜歡和他人一起玩！

mm-mm-mmh!

MM-MM-MMH！

This s**t annoys me so much because it reminds me

這讓我非常惱火，因為它讓我想起了

of the goddamn Amy Schumer thing

該死的艾米舒默的事情

I don't know if you remember her Netflix special

我不知道你是否記得她的Netflix特別

which was one of the worst things I've ever watched

這是我見過的最糟糕的事情之一

and I watched that with an open mind

我以開放的心態看著它

5% liked this film according to Google users

據谷歌用戶稱，5％的人喜歡這部電影

After the bad reviews came out

差評後出來了

on Netflix from the Amy Schumer special

來自Amy Schumer特別的Netflix

they removed the 5 star rating system

他們刪除了5星評級系統

which now makes it impossible to find something

這使得無法找到某些東西

that you actually like on Netflix.

你真的喜歡Netflix。

I've just given up tryna find stuff on there

我剛剛放棄了tryna在那裡找東西

Rotten Tomatoes said that it was a bug

爛番茄說這是一個蟲子

?A BUG ?

?一個BUG?

that removed 10,000 audience reviews

刪除了10,000個觀眾評論

Okay, Rotten Tomatoes, sure. Sure.

好吧，爛番茄，當然。當然。

Are we expected to believe this?

我們是否應該相信這一點？

Now, you might ask yourself, why?

現在，你可能會問自己，為什麼？

Why was it getting bad reviews in the beginning?

為什麼一開始會收到不好的評論？

Well, some people obviously liked the film

好吧，有些人顯然很喜歡這部電影

Some people described it as bland

有些人形容它很平淡

and not that interesting and I mean

並不是那麼有意思，我的意思是

considering how many Marvel films they've done at this

考慮到他們在這方面做過多少漫威電影

point, it's probably kinda hard

一點，這可能有點難

to innovate. Personally

創新。親身

I think a lot of people disliked this film

我想很多人都不喜歡這部電影

becuase of the main charac- the main

因為主要的特徵 - 主要的

actress, Brie Larson

女演員，布里拉森

who is probably one of the most unlikeable lead

誰可能是最不可愛的領導者之一

female characters I've seen in a long

我見過的女性角色很長一段時間

time. I mean , just-

時間。我的意思是，只是 -

and one more question. Um, what does it

還有一個問題。嗯，它是什麼

mean to be a woman in film?

意味著成為電影中的女性？

..........

..........

it means it's really hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

這意味著它真的很難（͡°͜ʖ͡°）

........ and if you're a woman of colour,

........如果你是一個有色人種的女人，

then it's really, really hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

那真是太難了（͡°͜ʖ͡°）

God, everyone just wants to be a victim, don't they?

上帝，每個人都想成為受害者，不是嗎？

Imagine being the lead- the lead of a...

想像一下，成為領導者......

multi million- what is it? Like

數百萬 - 它是什麼？喜歡

500 million- what was the budget

5億 - 預算是多少

for this- IT DOESN'T MATTER

為此 - 它並不重要

and then say it's really hard (giggles)

然後說它真的很難（咯咯地笑）

Imagine being attractive

想像一下，有吸引力

being paid millions and then

獲得數百萬美元的收入

going 'iT's So HaRd'. Like,

去'iT's So HaRd'。喜歡，

Jesus Christ. Imaging being

耶穌基督。成像正在

the figure of female

女性的形象

er- strong character and going

呃強烈的性格和前進

'it's really HARD' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) JESUS CHRIST

'它真的很難'（͡°͜ʖ͡°）耶穌基督

What's ironic about this whole situation

這整個局面有什麼諷刺意味

about reviews getting removed is that

關於評論被刪除的是

Lee Brar..er.. Larson herself

Lee Brar .. .. Larson自己

in the past expressed that

在過去表達了這一點

she doesnt like the way the

她不喜歡這樣的方式

system of reviews is done because

審查制度是因為

a movie that she

一部電影，她

like- what was it? A Tangle In Time

喜歡什麼呢？時間纏結

or something? What's it called?

或者其他的東西？它叫什麼？

A Wrinkle In Time ! ...got bad

皺紋及時！ ......變壞了

reviews. Her response to that was basically

評論。她對此的回應基本上是

'well, it wasn't made for you'

“好吧，它不適合你”

67% of white men

67％的白人男性

are making these reviews

正在進行這些評論

That's why it got bad reviews

這就是為什麼它得到了糟糕的評論

because it wasn't made for white men, okay?

因為它不是為白人製作的，好嗎？

They've released findings

他們發布了調查結果

*SCHNIFF*

* SCHNIFF *

...that 67% of the top

... 67％的頂級

critics reviewing the

評論家評論

100 highest grossing movies

100部最賣座的電影

in 2017

在2017年

were white males.

是白人男性。

Less than a quarter were white women

不到四分之一的是白人女性

and less than 10% were

不到10％

unrepresented men

無人代表的人

only 2.5% of

只有2.5％

those top critics were women of colour.

那些頂級評論家都是有色女性。

It's important to know

知道很重要

the fact here that Brie Larson

事實上，布里拉森

doesn't hate white men - and I'm also saying

不討厭白人 - 我也說

I don't hate white dudes! I'm just sayin

我不討厭白人！我只是說

I'm not suppOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION

我不是想要給我的意見

but I'm just saying...hehehe

但我只是說......呵呵呵

Am I saying that I hate white dudes?

我是說我討厭白人嗎？

No... I'm not.

不，我不是。

Let me try and unwrinkle this

讓我試著解開這個

she... hates white dudes or-I...

她......討厭白人或者我......

I--er-- I just- eh

我 - 我 - 我 - 呃

I don't understand

我不明白

and for the 3rd time, I don't hate white dudes!

第三次，我不討厭白人！

Whether you agree with her or not, I think

不管你是否同意她，我想

her politics is what muddled

她的政治是混亂的

people's opinion

人們的意見

about her, at least and I think that's fair.

關於她，至少我認為這是公平的。

you know, not everyone wants politics

你知道，不是每個人都想要政治

in everything and that-see... it's getting

在一切和那 - 看到......它正在得到

kind of annoying at this point.

在這一點上有點討厭。

I think what annoys me most out of all this

我認為最讓我煩惱的是這一切

is the strawmanning of

是稻草人

'if you didn't like this

“如果你不喜歡這個

film, then that means you're a troll.'

電影，那意味著你是一個巨魔。

or that you don't like seeing strong

或者你不喜歡看到強壯

female characters or yada, yada, yada

女性角色或yada，yada，yada

it's the same thing every time.

每次都是一樣的。

I stumbled upon this footage, for example

例如，我偶然發現了這段視頻

There are people who get very bent out of shape

有些人變得非常彎曲

about the fact that she's a woman

關於她是女人的事實

...that Brie's a woman and wants

......布里是一個女人，想要的

to see women moving into an equal

看到女性走向平等

place in humanity to men.

把人性放在男人身上。

sad. must be sad to be that

傷心。我應該感到難過

kind of dinosaur wandering toward

一種恐龍徘徊

the tar pits.

焦油坑。

AHHHHH

AHHHHH

YES!

是！

THAT'S why Alita: Battle Angel was getting so much

這就是為什麼Alita：Battle Angel變得如此之多

hate as well! That's when people are bent out of

討厭！那是人們被迫離開的時候

shape over that movie getting released

這部電影被釋放的形狀

or Wonder Woman

還是神奇女俠

or literally hundred of female

或幾百名女性

main character films

主角電影

No one cares. No one is making this arguement

沒人在乎。沒有人提出這個論點

that people don't want

人們不想要的

equality or seeing strong female characters

平等或看到強烈的女性角色

or whatever it was he said

不管他說什麼

and wants to see women moving into an equal

並希望看到女性走向平等

place in humanity to men

把人性放在男人身上

or that women can move an equal place

或者女性可以移動平等的地方

aside the men.

除了男人。

NO ONE IS SAYING THAT

沒人在說

NO ONE

沒有人

Maybe, like, a very small percentage

也許，比如，很小的比例

but of course anyone that- that

但當然有人 - 那個

disliked this film

不喜歡這部電影

you just dont want to see women moving into

你只是不想看到女人進入

the same place

同一個地方

You know what? People dont realise

你知道嗎？人們沒有意識到

how hard it is being a female news anchor

作為女性新聞主播有多難

but you dont see me complaining about it

但是你沒有看到我抱怨它

Now for a 100 times more imoportant news

現在是一個100倍的重要新聞

Dog showed up for storytime at

狗出現在故事時間

library but nobody came to read to him

圖書館，但沒有人來讀他

Awwhawwahw

Awwhawwahw

Unfortunately, nobody signed up

不幸的是，沒人註冊

to read to Sting at the

讀到Sting at

White Bear Lake library

白熊湖圖書館

I'm shaking and crying

我在顫抖，哭泣

What? Felix, this news was posted

什麼？菲利克斯，這條消息發布了

a year ago, why are you talking about this now?

一年前，你為什麼要談這個呢？

it is ? still? relevant ? goddamnit

它仍然是相關的?該死的

Uh, Forbs attacks Pewdiepie. That's right!

呃，福布斯攻擊Pewdiepie。 那就對了！

They wrote this article saying: "It's time to unsubscribe from Pewdiepie Vs. T-Series."

他們寫這篇文章說： “現在是取消訂閱Pewdiepie Vs. T系列的時候了。”

oKaY

好的

ALrigHt

好的

They're basically saying: "Both channels have been irresponsible, prioritizing the attention growth of their channels

他們基本上說： “這兩個渠道都是不負責任的，優先考慮其渠道的關注度增長

instead of helping to create a wHOLesoMe YOUtubE cOMmuniTy"

而不是幫助創建一個wHOLesoMe YOUtubE cOMmuniTy“

OWww...

OWww ...

Forbes just care about creating a WHOLESOME YOUTUBE COMMUNITY?

福布斯只關心創建一個批發的YOUTUBE社區？

support the creators

支持創作者