TAAAAAAAAAAAAA

閉嘴 *口齒不清* (矮額 口水都到鬍子上了)

Fa

留言: Felix,就停吧,放棄吧

Phra

留言: 這個遊戲你駕馭不了的。 放棄吧! :D

Fa

他媽的閉嘴*口齒不清*

PHRA (slowmotion)

這遊戲超簡單的x2

Nice sledghe hammer

喔 看看這個

PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (rowr)

喔 看 新、一個全新的世界

Give up pewds! (no)

一個全新的世界

*Roars* Sh-shut the f*ck up! (you bald?)

看這超簡單der

Felix, just stop, just stay. (RAWR)

看 這簡單~的遊戲

This game is not for you. JUST GIVE UP!

看這個 我要做一些瘋狂的特技

RAWR (pewds stap)

喝阿

Why you naked?

(失敗)

This game is easy(o rly)OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT DAT o look at (sex noices) new world?

這沒有我想像中的瘋狂

Look how easy it is

那這個如何

look how easy this game is

這個如何阿 fam

Look at this i'm gonna, do some crazy shit *hoe*

喝阿(再度失敗)

That wasn't as crazy as i imagined in my head, what about this then, what about this fam

他媽的什麼鬼...

What the fuck, okay, this game is so easy

這遊戲真的很簡單

Look at that

看這個！

Wait how the heck am i gonna get up there

等等 我要怎樣才能該死的上去那裏

You know what, I bet this is super simple

你知道嗎 我賭這一定超簡單

I bet you family, this is easier

我跟你們family賭

Oh look at that, oh no!

這個更簡單...

Almost had it first try, baby, this game is all about

喔 看這個

overcoming your fears

喔...不!(下滑)

Look, at that look, at that so easy, my god this game

差點第一次就成功了,寶貝

Look, at that easy(bullshit)

這個遊戲全跟克服你的恐懼有關

easy, brother

看那個

Yes grab the fucking hand there you go easy, oh my, god, oh no, what is down there?

看那個 多簡單啊

*realizes the impending hell awaiting below*

我的天 這遊戲...

What is down there no no i can't i can't go do all that let me-

啊啊啊啊啊啊(滑下)

*christian channel music*

不~~~~(繼續滑下去)

Oh, my, god what is down there?

哈哈哈

I'm just gonna check. Just so i know what we have to deal with

看這個 簡單啦

Okay, we're safe apparently the game developer decided not to be an asshole all of a sudden i don't know, why

簡單阿 兄弟

But i think, we got to land on that hook over there

對 抓住那該死的帽子

Look at that though

這就對了 簡單~

Can't believe I struggled

我的天啊

in this easy game

喔不

If you complain that this game is hard

那下面是甚麼?

uhh you need to complain at your mama

那下面是甚麼?!(語氣加強)

for not-

不

look at that- look how easy that was

不 我不能、我不能就這樣...讓我...

you need to complain at yo mama

( ° °۵).｡oO（掉下去的後果....）

Because she clearly has been cuddling you your whole life. i bet you're still

我的天...

Sucking on them nips

那下面是甚麼?

I know how to make these now huh

我只是要查看一下

HUHAAHHAUUH (what is this sound tho)

就知道我們即將要面對什麼

OH

好的 我們很安全

Easy, easy easy i told you

顯然遊戲開發者在一瞬間突然不想當個渾蛋了 我不知道

this game is easy(how many times are you gonna say that?)

為甚麼?

"oh you shud give uup"

但我想我們要鉤那裏到另一邊

shuttheffuckup

*熱血音樂*

Disgusting

看看這個

i bet you you didn't do this on the first try baby

不敢相信我還在這簡單的遊戲中掙扎

FIRST TRY

如果你在抱怨這遊戲很難

YEAHH

呃...去跟你媽抱怨吧

EURAGEJLHA

避免...

P P P P PO PO *shooting sounds*

看這個 看這多簡單阿

I'm shooting man milk out of my nipples

你需要去跟你媽抱怨

you got a problem with that? talk to my lawyer

因為她很明顯控制你的一生

Wait what the heck is this?

我賭你一定還在

what the, heck are you do curry(?unknown word sorrry)

吸他的奶*回音*

No how am i gonna get across that, that's crazy, that's, way too high, oh i see,

我現在知道要怎麼做了 齁

oh i see

齁齁齁齁齁齁額額~

oh i see

喔~(pewds的狀聲詞真的很多...)

I think i know how- what i gotta do look at this alright look at this look at this fam

簡單

ohh look at that.. HUPP

簡~單

NO no no no

簡單~ 我早就告訴你了*回音*

OHO WHoaAhohO

這個遊戲很簡單*回音*

You got a little scared there didn't ya

「喔 你應該放棄」*回音*

"oh noo he almost fel-"

他媽的閉嘴*回音*

sshutt uup i never fall

噁心*回音*

I never fall i have never fallen in my life

我賭你在初次嘗試時一定沒有做這個,寶貝

BPHRA

第一次！

MMM

耶~~~~

easy

(?)

easy

(射擊聲??)

EASYY (WARNING HEADPHONE USERS)

那是射出男人奶來的聲音

AHAHHAHAAH (is he oki doki)

從我的奶頭*回音*(WTF?)

"oh poods you are so grate at this gaem"

你對那有問題嗎? 去跟我的律師說吧

I know

等等 這是三小?

I KNOW

有沒有搞錯啊你在做curry(?)

wait for real tho how am i gonna do this

不 我要怎麼跨越那個?

it's- it's a wall there where am i supposed to go

那太瘋狂了

Down here? ow

這太高了

Hey, look, there's a bunch of other pots here that's cool

喔我懂了

Did you ever know that you're a part

喔我懂了

BBPHRA

喔...我懂了

Where am i going

喔 我想我知道應該要怎麼做了

this is very confusing

看這個 好嗎 看這個 看看這個 fam

i don't know, where i'm going i know, nobody's knowing i check out this or five whichever(??) where the wind is blowing

喔~ 看那個

I guess we're going back boys

喝阿

oh

(失敗)

oh

不 不不不

It's a meatball everybody, i know how to climb meatballs

嗚呼呼哈哈~(鬆了一口氣)

oh god i'm sliding. Oh there it is i see it i see it too long, oh no, oh no, oh god, oh, oh?

你被那嚇到了對不對?(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σﾟ(才沒有)

I peed a little bit

「喔不 他要掉下ㄑ... 」閉嘴 我沒掉下去

OHHH

我沒掉下去 我在這輩子從來沒有掉下去

Fucking snow they just had to add snow in the game

ㄅ啦

butter and a booper yeah butter and a booper ahh butter in a booper AHH

呣~

ah ah ah butter in a boopah butter in a boopah

簡單~~

badabadabadababaBA (jumpscare ahead)

簡單

BAH

簡單阿~~~~~~~*怒吼*

SHADABADBADBADABARDABA

哈哈哈哈哈哈(pewds 壞掉了)

badabdabda

「喔 pewds 你好擅長這遊戲」 我知道*回音*

bada

我知道*回音*

Stupid, it's my mousepad okay, my, mouse pad is too small i have the smallest fucking mouse pad

等等 說真的 這個我要怎麼做?

Can someone please invest in a mouse pad for me

那裏、那裏有一道牆阿

Whoop. i can't like, look how tiny it is. look how tiny it is

我應該要往哪裡走啊?

i can't go up and down on this bitch. i did not study

下來這裡?

Industrial engineering and management

嗷

For three fucking years to fail at this easy ass game okay

嘿看 有一些鍋子在這

This, is the easiest game ever made ever made ever made this is the easiest

那真酷

Game ever made ever made, ever made, ever made

"你可曾知道,你是一部分..."(唱歌♫)

That's right that's so easy i can do it blindfolded, i can do it blindfolded. you want me to do it blindfolded huh

ㄅ拉

huh huh huh you want me to do it you, want me to do it you, want me to do it huh

我要去哪裡啊?

you want me to do it a blindfolded Huh, you're are you crazy, oh you come now, crazy i'm sexy

這非常令人困惑

Suck a dick suck old all of the dicks god damnit fucking piece of shit this game is garbage

"我不知道我要去哪裡 我知道沒人知道 我檢查一下這個或其他隨便5個(?)哪裡的風在吹"(pewds 饒舌?)

This is a garbage ass game. ain't scared of anything

我想我們要回去 男孩

fearless how can you be so handsome

喔(恍然大悟)

fearless

喔

Attractive perfect i know what you're thinking love is blind

喔~~~~~

Hello mr. Meatball, we meet again

是個肉丸阿 各位

Very good mr. Meatball. now, where is that slimy, oh? God he, slides he slides on this meatball

我知道要怎麼爬肉丸

You're, not supposed, to slide i'm just gonna investigate where is it okay?

喔 天啊 我正在滑下去

Just investigating right now

喔 就在那 我看到了 我看到了

Of course this is so easy. Look at that!

太遠了

SSO SMOOTH

喔不 喔不 喔神阿 喔

SO SMAATH x3

*鬆了一口氣*

another one

(・。・;) *鬆了一口氣*

Guardo, me guarda, me, mama mia pizzeria

*鬆了一口氣*

gorgonzola in my asshole, oh

我稍微尿出來了一點

How, about that?

喔~~

Gotta gorgonzola got a gorgonzola for everybody

該死的雪 他們就是要加雪在這遊戲裡

Everyone gets one little gorgonzola hurry up everybody hurry up

牛油和一個booper(谷歌查詢:花腔舞劇歌手?) 耶 牛油和一個booper 啊

come on

牛油和一個booper 啊 啊 啊啊 (pewds開始胡言亂語XD)

come on everyone gets a little bit of gorgonzola

牛油和一個booper@&!$%^+* *我真的不知道為什麼他開始這樣子 或他在說什麼或那是甚麼意思*(pewds吐槽自己了)

If you hurry my little child, hurry for the gorgonzola. i know how much you love the gorgonzola

ㄅ阿

gorgonzola

(繼續胡言亂語XD)

I want some gorgonzolaa

該死的 是因為我的滑鼠墊 ok?

gorgonzolaa

是我的滑鼠墊太小了

gorgonzola gorgonzola gorgonzola gorgonzola

我有著他媽的全世界最小的滑鼠墊

GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA

拜託有人可以斗內給我一個滑鼠墊嗎?

HO HO HO ho ho ho

我不能... 看 這多小阿

I looked it up and Gorgonzola is an Italian cheese?? well also a city but yeah

看 這多小阿~

gagagaggargagargargargargagar (help him)

我不能在這婊子上跳上跳下

i panicked it's fine it's, fine, it's fine, it's fine. oh, my, god i cry so hard

我讀了該死的三年

fuck

產業經濟與技術管理

FAN I HELVETES JÄVLA FITTA (DAMN IN HELL FUCKING PUSSY sort of)

不是為了敗在這該死的簡單遊戲上 ok?

fuck

這是有史以來最簡單的遊戲 有史以來 x2(催眠自己中)

Piece of shit fucking-

這就對了 這超簡單的

Ohh

我閉著眼睛都能做到

Mamma mia the meatball

我閉著眼睛都能做到

HOOOAAAAAHH

你想要我閉著眼睛做? 嗯? 嗯?

Noo jesus, oh my, god is that land?

嗯? 嗯? 嗯?

Is this how Christopher columbus felt?

你想要我做x3 嗯?

he was filled with anger

(瑞典口音)你想要我閉著眼睛挑戰?嗯?

That's why

那你一定是瘋了(那你問幹嘛阿XD)

BHRA

你瘋...我不瘋我很性感(?)

OOH OHH HAA

(髒話)

Don't say hej innan du krossar (läcken?) FELIXX (don't say hey before you cross (the lake probably idek)

該死 他媽的垃圾

OHHHHH

這遊戲是垃圾

*starts singing, some vEry nIce singing*

這是垃圾遊戲

what do I gotta do now? get on that bucket?

不畏懼任何事情

Huh, i've seen, streamers try and do this because they ride the snake, do not ride the snake, this has to be easy right

不畏懼

I'm not gon- it's not even a snake

你怎麼這麼帥

*burps*

不畏懼

Go away snake i am not interested

有魅力的 完美的

oh god oh, god okay, let's not mess around here

我知道你在想什麼

oh god it dangles

"愛是盲目的"

guys it dangles

哈囉肉丸先生 我們再一次的見面了

ohWow that was so hard people struggle at this shit? honestly go cry to your mama

非常好 肉丸先生

I AM this game. okay, you're dangling a bit much for my flavor stop it

現在 那滑滑的東西在哪?

stop the dangling

喔 我的天 他在滑動 他在這個肉球上滑動

stop it

你不應該滑動的

Look at that, perfect

我只是要調查一下

Perfect harmony and balance look at that

那在哪? ok

Couldn't be better than that

現在只是調查而已

What what how, the hell am i gonna do that

當然 這很簡單

next episode you will find out now

看那個！

Excuse me thank you leave a like leave a like for meatballs and excuse me cuz

超平穩*回音*

I gotta go back at yuo

超平穩x2

Get this on trending

超平穩*回音* *我沒有特效可以用了*