I better do something about that...

我最好做點什麼

*Swedish Life Struggles*

*Bob the Builder 主題曲*

That better for you? (Edgar is chillin)

你就的這樣比較好嗎？

*Bob the Builder theme song* COPYRIGHT Beeetch

這看起來還不錯

That actually looks quite nice

Ah!

That actually looks quite nice. It costed $30

Uhg.

* bob the builder theme song still plays *

Ugggghhhhh

Ah!

最好的留言會決定放什麼在這面牆

* still playing *

我賦予你這個力量。 因為越大的力量就會帶來越垃圾的背景。

Uhg.

我應該放些什麼在這面牆呢？你告訴我。還有如果它是一些致癌性的東西，我會放上去的

OOOH!

如果它是一些超級可怕的冒犯，我也會放上去

* moan *

如果是你媽媽的屁#，我也是會 布丁(放上去( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Top comment will decide what goes on the wall.

它將會成為你從來都沒有見過最棒的牆

I'm giving you this power. 'Cause with great power comes shitty backgrounds.

[川普]誰會為牆付錢？

What should I put on the wall?

[觀眾]墨西哥！

You tell me. And if it's something cancerous, I'll still put it!

[川普]誰？

If it's something horrifically offensive, I'll put it!

[觀眾]墨西哥！

If it's your momma's asshole, I'll still pudding

我問了兄弟你們- 認為你很聰明

It's gonna be the best damn wall you've ever seen.

你以為你比我聰明嗎？

[Trump Donald] Who's gonna pay for the wall!

大概是。對，不，絕- 絕對是。

[Audience] Mexico!

好吧，讓我們看看 - 讓我們看看你們有什麼

[Trump Donald] Who?

來吧，兄弟們

* dramatically zooms in to mexican-looking guy *

所以是時候讓我 - ugh

[Audience] Mexico!

來閱讀你們的負評

I asked you bros - think you are clever

媽呀這有超多的

You think you're smarter than me?

你們真的沒有遲疑

Probably. Yeah, no, de - definitely.

差不多10萬個留言...

Alright, let's see - let's see what you got.

這真的很...刻薄

Bring it on, bros.

恭喜成為2016最薪水過多的男-孩

So it's time for me - ugh.

希望一億元來的比你看Septiplier fanfiction快

* adjusts flimsy ass microphone *

誰知道可能2017會有些有質量的內容但讓我們現實一點，

To read your... roooasts.

你的“娛樂”的縮影將會是給12歲看的垃圾笑話。

Holy shit there's a lot of them.

不，但pewds，認真的，我真的非常享受你的影片還有很喜歡你作為一個內容創建者有一直改善 -

You guys really didn't hesitate.

什麼？

A hundred thousand comments...

做個決定吧！

Wow, that's just...mean.

我想過一次！我們有一個胃口有點大的粉絲！

Congratulations on being the most overpaid man-child of 2016.

你很努力的嘗試成為Filthy Frank,但實際上它使我希望你煩人的“為了當你在玩些垃圾遊戲而得到LOLs而在鏡頭面前亂叫”的內容重新回來

Hope 100 million comes faster than you do reading Septiplier fanfiction.

好der～

Who knows maybe 2017 will hold some quality content but let's get real,

我想，我想，我想成為Frank

the epitome of your "entertainment" will be dick jokes for 12 year olds.

我想開殘障人士的玩笑哦

Nah, but seriously, pewds, I really enjoy your videos and love how much you have evolved as a content -

好吧，Chey Johanson

What the fuck?

“一個大書呆子的實際照片文檔”

Make up your mind!

“喔～～～，我是一個書呆子，喔～～”

I thought for once! We had a fan with a little bit of stomach!

一個哭着要別人注意的真實照片文檔

I thought for once

這才是那張照片要說的。不客氣喔，Chey。

We had a fan with a lil' bit of stomach.

近年来，世界各地的蜂群以前所未有的速度塌下，

You're trying so hard to be a wanabe filthy frank that it actually makes me wish for your annoying "screaming at the camera for the lols while playing some shit came" content to be back.

這一個速度令許多糧食生產者感到擔憂，因为它影響到每一種需要它的農作物

Okay.

Uh, 直接或不正確的依賴蜜蜂的數量 [原文寫的是 傳播花粉]

Okay i- i wanna - i wanna be..frank

現在這個行為是由蜜蜂有效率而且是“免費”的去完成。

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be frank.

但有科學家相信如果蜜蜂以現在的速度死去的話

I wanna make fun of disabled people.

蜜蜂有可能一同在幾年之間消失。 這只是一個傷心的回應而已

Alright, Chey Johanson.

*傷心的音樂*

"Actual photo documentation of a big nerd."

再也沒有蜜蜂了...

"Oooh, I'm such a nerd. Ooh."

這真的很恐怖

Actual photo documentation of a cry for attention.

再沒有蜜蜂網路爆紅的電影了

That's what that should say. You're welcome, Chey.

我喜歡你說你現在的內容越來越好，

In recent years bee colonies around the world have been collapsing at an unprecedented rate,

當它只是一個沒有人要求的責罵YouTube跟絕望的filthyfrank的模仿者的組合

a rate that is alarming many food producers because it affects every crop that depends on

就回去做關於遊戲的影片吧，因為這是你人生中唯一做的好的一件事

Uh, direct - depends directly or incorrectly on bees for population

所以我有做的好的事情。謝謝喔

At present this is done efficiently and 'free of charge' by bees.

喔對了，不要忘記用誘騙點擊的標題，因為這是你唯一可以讓人對你和你的內容感興趣的方法

But some scientists believe that if bees continue to die out at the present rate,

好吧，Mr. Reza，好吧

bees may disappear altogether within a few years. Sad react only.

讓我告訴你唄，你沒有任何東西是有趣的

*sad music*

任何你的 - 喔，天啊。那是不是...是不是麵包跟橄欖油？

*sad music continues*

我收回前言

No more bees...

喔，這位男士。我真的不可以 - *笑* 接受這男

That's horrible.

*繼續笑*

No more bee movie memes.

這一點都不批評性的，這只是很刻薄

there will never be no more bee movie memes

你們非常的刻薄

I love how you say that your content is better nowadays,

你要變有趣，不然的話你只是刻薄

when its just a combination of desperate filthyfrank copycat and youtube rants no one asks for.

*傷心歌曲*

Just go back to your gaming videos because it was the only thing you were good at, in life.

*低沈呻吟*

So I was good at something. Well, thank you.

不清楚為什麼你的頻道會在我的推薦欄上

Oh yeah, don't forget the clickbait title because that's the only way people will be interested in you and your content.

可能這會發生是因為你看了太多動物星球的視頻

Alright, Mr. Reza, alright.

*值得批評的音樂*

Let me tell ya, ain't nothing interesting about you.

這是一個好批評。你知道嗎？

Anything that you - oh, my god. Is that...Is that bread and olive oil?

Joel Dha - Dharmaraj，這我同意喔

I take it all back.

你太可憐了。我不能相信你欺騙了所有人，說當你到達5千萬訂閱人數的時候你會關掉你的頻道

Oh, this guy. I can really take - *laughs* this guy.

喔。我欺騙了你嗎？是這個原因嗎？

*laughing continues*

但你沒有！有一點期望你達到5千萬訂閱人數的里程碑

This is not roasting, this is just being mean.

表達你什麼都不是，只是一個尋求注意和貪婪的一個混蛋

You guys are just mean.

喔，順便一提，我很高興你的鄰居因為你叫的像個下面被撐開的小女孩一樣的事實而把你們趕出你老家了

You have to be funny, otherwise you're just mean.

這裡需要一點喜劇的成分。你只是刻薄而已

*sad music*

你只是 - 你只是刻薄。好嗎？

*groans*

我不 - 我因該要怎麼回應？

Not sure why your channel was in my recommended list

對你，Dave？我應該說什麼？

maybe this is what happens when you watch too many animal planet videos.

實際上你的鬍子...

*roast worthy music*

*嘿嘿*

That's a good roast. You know what?

是我人生中看過鬍子最可憐的藉口

Joel Dha - Dharmaraj, I'll give you that one.

這個又如何呢？

You're pathetic. I can't believe that you fooled everyone that you're gonna delete your channel when you reach 50 million subscribers.

我打賭你的金髮是他媽的染過的

Oh. Did I fool you? Is that why?

同性戀吃GG蛋小的男同性

But you didn't! Little desperate to reach your milestone of having 50 million subscribers.

去找一個GG吧。因為很明顯的你沒有人生

Shows that you're nothing but an attention seeker and a greedy bastard.

GG等於人生。。。

Oh, and btw, I'm glad your neighbor kicked you out of your old home due to the fact that you scream like a little girl whose vagina is getting stretched.

*天使合唱*

There needs to be a little bit of comedy. You're just being mean.

嗨，我的名字是Hristolav Goranov 還有 我在搞上我的姊姊

You're just - you're just being mean. Okay?

*饒舌音樂*

I don - what am I supposed to reply?

你是那麼 延遲 就連YouTube -

to you, Dave? What am I supposed to say?

如果你不可以正確地拼寫“智障”這個字

The fact that your mustache...

那當你叫人家智障的時候，你也蠻失敗的

*giggles*

連三個字音也不能好好地拼

Is the saddest excuse of a mustache I've ever seen.

非常好，felix 為了他快要死的頻道在使用他的觀眾去給他新點子去做影片

How 'bout that?

可能他會開始增加訂閱者，或者是從因誘惑標題而容易上當的觀眾以外的方法獲得點閱率

I bet your blonde hair is fucking dyed.

*爆炸聲*

Homosexual dicksucking ballsthrumbing faggot.

你在2012年的時候比較好（喔，等一下，這不是批評，這是事實）

Go get a dick. 'Cause apparently you can't get a life.

5萬讚

Dick equals life...

*爆炸聲*

*angelic chorus*

讓我們看一個2012的影片

Hello, my name is Hristolav Goranov and I'm bangin' my sister.

一個隨機影片。讓我們看看

*rap music*

好吧。這裡有一個影片

You're so retard that even YouTube -

2012年的。砸他們的奶子

Well, if you can't properly conjugate the word 'retarded,'

[影片中的Felix] 你好？啊！

Then when you call someone retarded, you kind of failed.

[影片] 好吧。退後！以撒旦的力量！

Couldn't even get three words in.

[影片] 砸這個！喔，我不能用這個砸你

Great, Felix's using his viewers to give him new video ideas for his dying channel

[影片] 去吧！那黑暗 -

maybe he'll start gaining subscribers, or even, get views through some way outside of clickbaiting gullible viewers.

你知道嗎，他們沒有錯。這很滑稽。

*explosion sound*

[影片] 抓到你了

You were better in 2012 (oh, wait, that's not a roast, that's the truth).

[影片] 代表正義的黑暗的槍

50,000 likes.

這只是 - 這只是令人感到畏縮

*explosion sound*

我不明白。我不明白。

Let's watch a video from 2012.

為什麼？

I'm ju-

你有5千萬訂閱者。每一個影片，你有最小 3 到 4 百萬點閱率。那就等於每一天有4千6百萬人無視你。

A random video. Let's just see.

*笑*

Here we go. Here's a video.

他媽的婊子

From 2012. Smack them titties.

刪掉 ‘Pew’ 和 ‘Pie’ 然後你會得到你頻道的將來

[Video Pewds] Hello? Ah!

我想念以前的Pewds，你知道。那個不是為了點閱人數或 YouTube獎項的Pewds

[Video Pewds] Okay. Back off! Power of Satan!

那個讓我歇斯底裡的笑的簡單的Pewds。似乎你把那個你殺死了

[Video Pewds] Smack that! Oh, I can't smack you with the cross

這就好像那些沒有目的地在哀鳴的留言

[Video Pewds] There we go! The dark sha -

我現在真的不在乎訂閱人數了

You know what, they're right. That's hilarious.

就好像我 - 我從來沒有看過。

[Video Pewds] Gotcha.

就好像，回到2013-14，我差不多每一天都會看訂閱人數

[Video Pewds] Dog shaped gong of justice.

我已經不在乎了

It's just - it's just cringe.

我們達到5千萬是件很酷的事，但當我說沒關係的時候我其實是認真的

I don't get it. I don't get it.

但對我來說奇怪的是，由于某種原因，人們總是認為這是完全相反的。

*groan* why?

就好像Eugene Choi這傢伙說 -

* sniff *

你殺死了以前的Pewds。你現在只在乎點閱人數了

You have 50 million subscribers. Each video, you have at least 3-4 million views. That's like 46 million people ignoring you every day.

以前的你就好像 - 以前的你是不一樣的

*laughing*

但事實是完全相反的

You fuckin' bitch.

我不知道 - 我認為人們只是喜歡投訴

Remove 'Pew' and 'Pie' and you'll get the future of your channel.

我認為人們喜哀鳴來隬補自己的原因。

I miss the old Pewds, you know. The one that wasn't driven by the sub count or the youtube awards.

喔，嗨，Pewdiepie。我發現最近你好像在為那些YouTube的小傢伙發聲喔

The simple Pewds who made me laugh hysterically. Seems like you killed him off.

你要靠RedTube來令你的小傢伙獲得關注真可憐噢

Here's like one of those whiny comments for no reason.

*笑*

Like, I genuinely don't care about subcounts anymore.

看吧，這是一個好批評！

Like I - I've never watched it.

至小這個很有趣！

Like, back in 2013-14, I would watch my subcount literally every single day.

謝謝你，Adam Norwood

Like I don't even care anymore.

這就是我意想到的，有趣的留言

Like it's cool that we've hit 50 million, but I mean it when I say it's irrelevant.

從字面上我得到的，而不是像 - eh

And it's weird to me that for some reason people pick up that it's the complete opposite.

嘿，我喜歡你的影片

Like, this Eugene Choi guy is like -

Aw~~~

You've killed this old Pewdiepie. All you care about is subs now.

最後，一個好的留言。 你知道，現在這一刻，我接受它。

Before you were - before you were different.

我喜歡你所有的現場轉播。還有你做的所有慈善

But literally it's the complete opposite.

謝謝你喔

I don't know - I think people just like to complain.

我感謝你喜歡。

I think people like to whine and make up their own reason why.

特別喜歡你的drunk Minecraft 和...five nights at Freddie.

Oh, hey, Pewdiepie. I noticed recently you've been standing up for the little guys on youtube.

喔，等一下，那是Markip-

Pity you need RedTube to get your little guy to stand up.

*爆炸聲*

*laughing*

PewDiePie，就像，閉嘴，你這喜劇王后

See, that's a roast!

你是不是嘗試模仿 Leafy？

That's funny, at least!

白癡婊子，我希望Idubbbz能超過你

Thank you, Adam Norwood.

Mark和Jack應該要有比你多訂閱者

This is what I expected, like funny comments.

Edgar值得擁有一個更好的主人

Literally all I get instead is like - eh

*笑*

Hey, I love your videos, man

Edgar，你說呢？你愛我吧，對嗎？

Aw.

[Edgar] 請領養我吧

Finally, I nice comment. You know, for now, I accept it.

[Edgar] 他為了點閱率，他虐待我

I love all the livestreams you do. And all the charity you've done.

YouTube非常討厭你，就連Pen Pinapple Apple Pen那傢伙在YouTube Rewind裡出現在螢幕的時間都比你長

Well, thank you.

*笑*

I appreciate that you enjoy.

這倒是真的！

Especially love your drunk Minecraft and...five nights at Freddie.

Ayyyyy，看看這個批評！

Oh, wait, that's Markip-

Michelle，你現在在哭嗎？因為我批評你？

*explosion*

*呢喃* 沒有人跟我玩

PewDiePie, more like, shut up, you drama queen

yeah，誰 - 誰現在在哭啊，蛤？

Are you trying to imitate Leafy?

這是他媽的沒錯，誰他媽的在哭？

Stupid cunt, I hope Idubbbz gets your ass.

這才是你真正的模樣，搞定！

Mark and Jack deserve more subs than you.

你說你不喜歡你的舊影片因為你“非常努力的嘗試變有趣”

Edgar deserves a better owner.

至少你以前有在嘗試

*laughs*

Ooooohh

Edgar, what do you say, you love me, right?

Ah!

[Edgar] Please adopt me.

媽的！

[Edgar] He abuses me. For views.

媽的

YouTube hates you so much that even the Pen Pinapple Apple Pen guy had more screen time in YouTube rewind.

媽的

*laughs*

我的眼淚...

It's true!

Ugh.

Ayyyyy, look at that roast!

*神經質地笑*

Michelle, are you crying now? 'Cause I roasted you?

這很好*笑*

*muttering* no one fucks with me.

如果有一天一個病毒殺了這個世界上一半的人，你可以弄一個影片哀鳴關於你損失點閱率的事實

Yeah, who's - who's crying now, huh?

*笑*

That's fuckin right, who's fuckin crying now?

這個很好。這應該是我最喜歡的

This is how you actually look like...Got 'em!

*笑*

You say you don't like your old videos because you were "trying too hard to be funny"

沒需要批評你，你已經開夠你自己的玩笑了，5千萬人會看你的影片去讓自己覺得自己比你好

Well at least you were trying back then.

*傷心音樂*

Ooooohh

*咕噥*

Ah!

為什麼我要找一個新的辦公室？

Damn!

無論如何，當我的頻道沒了...

Damn.

Ow，ow為什麼這會刺眼？搞什麼鬼？

Damn.

謝謝你們批評我

My tears...

我想我需要保持謙虛。

Ugh.

但可能有時候你會對我說一些好東西！

*giggles*

無論如何，uh，去看看這影片

That was good. *laughs*

是另外一個批評影片。它就像這部影片一樣，但...又不太相同

If someday a virus kills half of the world's population, you would make a video whining about the fact that you're losing views.

還有這個是很久以前做的所以沒什麼關連，但我想你應該會享受

*laughs*

所以按去看看吧

That one's good. That was probably my favorite.

看你可以找到什麼。或者看完這部之後再看看其他影片

*laughs*

那會很酷。這會很棒

No need to roast you. You've already made fun of yourself enough times that 50 million people will only watch you to feel better about themselves.

*傷心音樂*

*sad music*

*grunting*

Why did I even bother getting a new office?

When my channel is gone, anyway...

Ow, ow why does it burn? What the fuck?

Thank you guys for roasting me.

I think I need it to stay humble

But maybe sometimes you could say something nice to me! i will, here i loov u peowds

Anyway, uh, check out this video (gimme revenue plz)

Uh, it's another roasting video. It's kind of like this one, but...not really.

And I made it a long time ago so it's pretty much irrelevant but I think you'd still enjoy it.

so have a go, have a look. if u want me to get some kool views

See what you can find. Maybe click on a video even after that one.

That would be cool. That would just be great.

*swedish anthem

*