WHAT THE FUCK DI-

搞屁

[urging to puke]

(吐了)

[urging to puke]

(吐)

[urging to puke]

(吐慘)

Yep..

YEP

TAY SWAY

引導我

Guide me

(鎖定)

*inaudible*

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

咻咻這個

Choo Choo on this

王八蛋

mother fucker.

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

yee

Yep..

他們再衝啥?

What the fuck are they doing???

為甚麼!?

WHY?!

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[VICTORY SCREAM]

yee

Yep..

(0.0)

[Groaning]

(呻吟)

[Groaning]

你想看一些煙火嗎?

*Poods is grossed out*

不是所有人都想

You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)

(呻吟)

[lighter clicks]

(超像放屁...)

Not everyone is ready...

YA 你最好後退一點

[Groaning]

♪ Intense Dubstep ♪

*More fart like groaning*

(還再呻吟)

Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..

沒什好害怕!

♪ Intense Dubstep ♪

這就對了!

[groaning]

YO

*More Fart Groans -3-*

對

[burp]

對

No fear!

謝謝

Thats right!

謝謝(有夠屁)

[jumpscare]

yee

Okay- you're good

(嗆到)

You're good

很棒

Thank you.

(催吐聲)

Thank you.

(我恨pewds)

Yep..

因為他很爛

[vomits]

他的粉絲

Oh, its good!

爛

[puking intensifies]

男粉

(Background: I hate peedeepie)

爛

Because... pewdiepie

Pewdiepie 爛

sucks and..

我超討厭pewdiepie

his fans

不要說我肥

sucks.

因為你也是肥宅

Fanboys...

婊子

sucks.

(嚇到了)

Pewdiepie sucks...

yee(玩不膩)

I hate fucking pewdiepie...

來吧

Don't call me fat..

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because your fat too!

兄弟

BITCH!

我需要你知道，我愛你

*Silence*

我不會忘記你

*Poods contemplating life decision*

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

Yep..*oh fuck*

就這樣

Here we go...

嘿!我還活著:D

OH

(爆炸)

OHH

這一顆是為了TImmy!

OHHH

這是為了Private Clutch

OHHHH

抱歉，我沒有想就做了

AHH

我沒子彈了

AHHHH

告訴我的支持者...

BROS!

告訴我的兄弟

I'll have you know I LOVE YOU

(對講機:Private Pie，我有好消息)

❤ I will never forget you ❤

什麼?

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

(對講機:你帶離開的小隊)

This is it.

全死光了

Hey! Im actually fine :D

真的?

[explosion]

喔

This one's for TImmy!

那婊子怎麼說

This is it for Private Clutch

yee..

Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!

女人:我想PewDiePie是一個惡作劇影片

I'm out of ammo!

像dick slaps，我不知道

Tell my subs..

(面無表情)

Tell the Bros..

驚喜!婊子

[radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!

驚喜!!!王八蛋

- What?

喔!!天啊!!

[radio]: You've taken out the enemy

不

They're all dead!

哼

- Really?

噗

Oh..

(爽嗎 婊子)

Well, how about that bitches!

搞屁

Yep..

0死

[woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos

Pewds 從來不會死

like, with dick slaps, I don't know..

(0.0)

*deadpanned face*

(笑)

*I am disappointed.*

(笑)

[Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!

喔

Surprise motherfucker!!

喔喔喔喔 喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh! OH MY GOD!

我不知道我能不能做到

NO! NO! NUN

但他們將...

HUN HUN HUH AH

(嫩)

PFF PFSS PFFU

這是藝術

*BOOM BITCH*

這就像藝術

Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-

你不能抱怨藝術

Zero deaths!

嘿!!!

Pewds never dies!

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

What is this magical device?

♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

[laughs]

(電話:你好)

[laughing continues]

我會找到你

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH

蛤?為甚麼?

OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!

我將會看著你

Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..

搞屁

But they were-

我將會跟你擊拳

*rlly bitch?*

你神經病?

This is art!

不

Like, this-is-art!

我pewdiepie(帥)

You can't argue with art!

嗯~~好~~?

Hey!!

掛電話...

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

(笑)

*I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*

嘿

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

感覺這...

♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

我像在別的遊戲

[guy in the phone]: Hello..

天啊

[Pewds]: I will find you..

這是爬車子關卡

- Hum, why??

嘿!女士們做啥?

- I will look for you!

更多

- What the fuck

更多~

- And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

吃起來很棒

Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*

YA

- Are you crazy?

喔

- No..

更多

I'm pewdiepie...

更多力...

- Ehmm, okay..

那是啥?

*Call Ends*

你以為這是某種遊戲?

[laughs]

0死

Man..

這部分有點棘手

Literally felling this..

康那:你和我玩會緊張嗎?痾..你知的傳奇

I'm in another game.

我想你應該緊張

Oh my God

是

There's a car level coming up!

我看過康那你玩

*pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*

(笑)

How you ladies doing?

你超糟糕

MORE!

我們不能再犯錯

MOORE!

剪...那..

YEAHH!

好吧，你說那裏有紅線?

Ahh

不!

Taste good!!

死

YEAHH!

該說甚麼?

OHHH

這是100萬的那東西

MORE!

還他媽的壞了!

MORE POW-

恭喜獲得100萬訂閱

♪ ROCK ♪

喔!很好!

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

那幾年前就達到了!

*Pewds hides in his shell*

給我44個這個(52*)

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

嘿!Jack

The fuck was that?

這是你的粉絲中的你

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

但這才是你真正的樣子(喔!!!!!!!!!!!)

*rip*

很簡單

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

因為你的影片充滿卑屈和商業

You think this is some kind of game?

我不能站著你這智障!

Technically, it is.

我想這小子是合法的

*snort*

你是猶太製作人，你這牙籤

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

喔喔 嘿

ZERO DEATHS.

不

It's a tricky part

你賺了幾千元幾百萬元

[Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend

(笑)

- I think you should be nervous

幾千元..

- Yeah?

很可愛

- I've seen you play Conan

(笑)

[laughs]

我要刮鬍子

- You're pretty awful! I-

很好

[Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!

如果你刮

[Cry]: Cut......the.....

我會讓Marzia

[Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?

不想

- No!

他們叫我野獸大師64

FU--*dies before explodes*

我是這世上最偉大的神奇寶貝獵人

What does it say?

一步一步

It's the 1 million one

喔!

and it's fucking BROKEN!

搞屁

"Congrats for surpassing one million!"

那裏有隻神奇寶貝

Oh that's cool!

是神奇寶貝! 只是一個人在遛狗

That happened years ago!

天啊

GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)

我的神奇寶貝

Hey Jack!

如果神奇寶貝不是真的

This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*

那狗就不是真的

but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*

幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is convinient..

我不敢相信居然發生了

because you videos are about as cringey

我不敢相信...

as a dove commercial!

你不會想相信...

[some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!

她不相信我

[Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!

我不敢相信這些小孩

- You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!

你能相信嗎?

- Oh, oh, heyy

我不敢相信

No!

我不敢相信我跌倒

- You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA--

我不敢相信

- [laughs]

我不敢相信我找到這個

Thousands of dollars..

我不敢相信

That's cute!

你能相信嗎?

[laughs]

我不敢相信

I'm gonna shave!

他不敢相信

[Maya]: Fine...

(夠了沒...)

If you shave..

上船

I'll make it so that Marzia..

快上船

Won't!

(船名)

*OH FUCK*

我將放走Pok-A-Bitch

♪ Swaggy Music ♪

快啊Pok-A-Bitch

They call me Beast Master 64!

衝啊Pok-A-Bitch

I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive.

(翻)

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

快啊!!!!喔!!!

Step by step..

控制她

OUGHH *JUMPSCARES*

別拍這個

*c'mere bitch*

你搞屁?

*distorted* Game Over..

對!我搞屁?

The fuck was that?

你搞屁?

That's a Pokémon right there!

操!我搞屁?

That's a Pokémon!

我到底媽的搞屁

OH MY GOD ;-;

你搞屁?

That's my Pokémon!

我不是吃素的

*GUNSHOT*

我死了!天啊!

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

不!

♪ Emotional Music ♪

(跟著音樂唱)

If Pokémon aren't real

如果你傳達不出任何重要的事

Then dogs aren't real either

搞...

*SOBBINGS*

屁..

*GUNSHOT*

你搞屁

[SCREAMS]

天啊!到了

FUUUUUUU-

到了!

"I can't believe this happened.."

到了!就在那!

"I can't believe this.."

記住我

"You won't believe this.."

攝影人，記住我

"SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar*

Sky News上傳

" I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?*

Youtube名人PewDiePie可能與ISIS有關聯

"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.."

看起來合法是吧?

" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.."

我成功了!

" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!"

YA

" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

真的無人機再哪?好吧

" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.."

他媽的什麼聲音

" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

最重要的部分

" CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

最重要的部分要來了，好吧?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

PewDiPie 是同性戀

HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

(水!)

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

你可以動你的舌頭

Get the boat!

像這樣，你保持然後你就..

Get the boat! Get-

我看到...

The Pok-A-Bitch!

那裏有個惡魔

I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch

怎麼在那的

C'mon Pok-A-Bitch!

我會達成最大的成就Squirtle!

GO POK-A-BITCH!

我已經給他注入我的DNA

AHH!

開炮

C'mon! OH!

Squirtle

GET HER!!!!

我需要你救他

Don't film this!

用直升機

[Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing?

我的臉就像...

- Yeah what the fuck am I doing?

天啊!這將會永遠存在網路上

- What the fuck are you doing?

喔

- Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?

靠

What the fuck am I DOING?

喔!慘了

- What the fuck are you doing?

不

- I'm not a vegan!

yee(好久不見)

I wasn't dead! Oh my God!

取得你要的重要訊息

NO!!

你真的需要抓到重點 快

♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪

Marina 要更快

♪ Your takin one down ♪

很多資訊都是可能的!

[Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around..

去吧

If you don't have core message as making a positive

你該看看，螺旋牛?

impact on the planet, what the-

因為非常好看

W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the

但是很棒，所以我不推薦看他(蛤?)

What the fuck are you doing?

到底什麼意思!喔!操

- Oh my God there it is!

我是Minacha

- There it is!

(學人說話)

There it is! It's right there!

(...)

Remember me!

拜託撒旦

Camera man.. Remember me!

不要 不要更多

So, Sky News posted:

跳舞(邪惡舞蹈)

"Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.."

喔

It seems legit right?

喔不!你看到了!

We got it!!

非常尷尬

Yes!

你賣掉所有東西，你還剩什麼?

[laughs]

我有...

Where's the drone seriously? OK

(笑屁)

The fuck was that sound?

我還有子彈球(拍手)

*SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!*

我甚至沒有家回..

AHHHHHH!

你不了解(沒錯)

[Malcom]: The most important part..

我將要和魚自我娛樂?

- The most important part, here it comes.. ok

那就是自我娛樂!!

- PewDiPie is gay!

搞屁

Pewdiepie EXPOSED

操這遊戲

[Marzia]: You can even scoop your tongue

我搞屁?你推薦的遊戲!

like that and you hold it and then you just-

(千萬別學)

- I see..

(他完了)

There's a Demon on-

喔!哇!這什麼? 你想因為你有個綠藻頭，你就比我更好?

[Marzia screams]

我並沒有關掉評論(喔!)

How does that EXISSS-

(吃刮鬍泡)

I will send out my greatest

你要我脫掉?

achievement.. Squirtle!

不是現在，我在拍攝

I've infuse him with my own DNA

....

FIRE THE CANONS!

有夠怪，不，走開，你這渾蛋

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

不要閉上眼看著我，當你親我

*Cannons Bursting*

(痾...)

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

我們上吧如果拿到5萬個like 你不需要點任何東西 但.....操!點下去

Squirtle..

YO!!怎樣!!5千萬個讚 我們可以做到嗎?這影片?

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

5千萬!打爛那讚，就在下方 我知道你在看

I need to save him!

你瞎子?

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

不要吃更多了，你這瘋子，我放了整吸管的這東東進去

Sending the helicopter!

你真的做了?

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

Michael 真的?

♪ Sad Music ♪

你知道嗎?有部分的我在生氣，但剩下的部份的我在驕傲，你想殺了我

My face is just like:

我是poppy

"Oh God, this is gonna be in the internet forever now.."

我向你發誓，在5000萬個訂閱，當5000萬個訂閱時，我就刪掉我的頻道

OH!

我想去死

What the ff-

我找不到(找啥?)

♪ Jurassic Park Theme ♪

我想她在找她的...

Aw shit!