What's up everyone ???

這是怎麼回事大家???

I'm inside a game or a game. My name is.

我是一個遊戲或遊戲內。我的名字是。

??? PewDiePie ???

???PewDiePie???

And let's play some frickin video games.

讓我們玩一些frickin視頻遊戲。

Some of you guys had the audacity to say that I'm not a gamer.

有些你們的卻厚顏無恥地說，我不是一個遊戲。

Now I don't play enough games from this channel. Oh yeah.

現在我不玩這個頻道足夠多的比賽。哦耶。

Well what is this then.

那麼這是什麼呢。

I went inside a video game.

我去了一個視頻遊戲裡面。

I am a video game now.

我現在的視頻遊戲。

Stop distracting me.

別分散我的注意力。

I'm playing video games

我在玩視頻遊戲

Now. This game is actually really cool.

現在。這遊戲其實是真的很酷。

So there's a ton of mods that I've been

因此，有一噸MODS的，我一直

sold like you can use no gun

出售喜歡你可以不使用槍

for fought knife and fork. Neon Katanas plans like.

為之奮鬥的刀叉。霓虹燈武士刀計劃等。

??? Whoa ???

???哇???

Epic neon katana lies and let's just start off with a nice simple song.

史詩霓虹燈武士刀撒謊，讓剛剛開始與一個漂亮的簡單的歌。

Here we go.

開始了。

Do.

做。

How am I so bad. Oh I'm wearing the wrong.

我怎麼這麼壞。哦，我穿錯了。

Why didn't anyone tell my.

沒有任何人為什麼要告訴我的。

Huh ? Huh ? Huh ? huh ? Huh ? Huh ?

呵呵呵呵?咦?吧?咦?咦??

Huh. Gamer. Gamer gamer.

呵呵。玩家。玩家的遊戲玩家。

Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh.

呵呵。呵呵。呵呵。呵呵。

? WOW ?

?WOW?

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

One hand bro ?

一方面兄弟?

Okay okay stop stop. Sorry

還好還好停站。抱歉

Oh it's tough being a gamer. No one told me it was this much work.

哦，這是艱難的是一個玩家。沒有人告訴我，這是這麼多的工作。

Okay I have something that I've been wanting to do for a long time.

好吧，我有一些事情是我一直在想了很久的事情。

We're gonna pick the Minecraft

我們要挑選的Minecraft

and then we're gonna play the Minecraft song

然後我們再扮演的Minecraft歌曲

Okay. This is going to be a piece

好的。這將是一塊

We're just gonna mind.

我們只是要頭腦。

No

沒有

I mean I guess I'm not a miner after all.

我的意思是我想我畢竟不是一個礦工。

Here we go ?

在這裡，我們去?

Just got mine really fast.

剛拿到我的真快。

That's all I got to do is that I got our mine really fast. Huh.

這就是我要做的就是，我得到了我礦的真快。呵呵。

I was born with a pickaxe. I was bred by the pickaxe.

我天生就是一個鎬。我被鎬頭孕育。

I am the pickaxe.

我鎬頭。

This is how Minecraft was meant to be played.

這是我的世界是怎樣來播放。

This is how notch wanted it all the long.

這是怎麼缺口希望它所有的長。

I knew.

我知道。

This is the real mining experience

這才是真正的採礦經驗

And there's no god damn

而且也沒有該死

???

???

All right.

行。

Let's try an actual one.

讓我們嘗試一個實際的一個。

Yeah. Huh. ???

是啊。呵呵。???

Oh yeah ???

噢???

??? Oh ???

???哦???

Oh my god that looks insane.

我的天啊，看起來精神失常。

Just this once just this once.

只是這一次，僅此一次。

Bob for book. Oh my right.

鮑勃書。哦，我的權利。

But will they be self serving.

但他們會成為自我服務。

I mean just get they're real to you and you're trying to dethrone me.

我的意思只是讓他們真正給你，你正在試圖廢黜我。

I'm gonna get a heart attack.

我會得到一個心臟發作。

Maybe not that saber. Maybe not.

也許不是馬刀。也許不吧。

Let's pick something more reasonable. Look at this.

讓我們撿東西更合理。看這個。

Look at this.

看這個。

Huh. What. Let's go.

呵呵。什麼。我們走吧。

Yes ?

是?

Wow. Yeah.

哇。是啊。

Oh

哦

I can't come and.

我不能來。

???

???

Yeah

是啊

I wish it.

我想。

Oh. Oh

哦。哦

I can't after broke instead up.

我不能代替分手後起來。

I know I'm terrible.

我知道我是可怕的。

I don't need you to say

我不需要你說

It's happening.

正在發生。

Ultimate climax.

終極高潮。

Great I missed the last ones I just heard a noise and I'm like what is happening

太好了，我錯過了最後的我只聽到一個聲音，我像發生了什麼

Wow

哇

Thanks game.

謝謝你的遊戲。

All right.

行。

What are the Sabres do we guy.

什麼是軍刀的人做我們。

Okay. That's pretty cool

好的。這很酷

Dinner time.

晚餐時間。

It's lunchtime.

午飯時間到。

I'll pick you up there.

我來接你那裡。

As Lasagna time buys.

隨著時間的烤寬麵條購買。

Hey does this look as ridiculous as it feels.

嘿，這是否看起來感覺一樣可笑。

? ? ? Bitch lasagna ? ? ?

???母狗烤寬麵條???

??? My car ???

???我的車???

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Okay. Yeah.

好的。是啊。

I can't do that way.

我不能做到這一點的方式。

Okay. This should be epic.

好的。這應該是史詩。

?? Here we go ??

??這裡，我們去??

Oh yeah.

哦耶。

? Oh ?

?哦?

? Fuck ?

?他媽的?

Don't Send this Tuvok. Whatever you choose.

不要發送此杜沃克。無論你選擇。

OK ☺️

OK☺️

Man just playing video games.

男人只是在玩視頻遊戲。

??? Okay ???

???好???

Get up.

起床。

Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Ha. ?

哈，哈，呵呵。哈。?

Yes. PewDiePie grunting.

是。PewDiePie叫聲。

How help.

如何幫助。

That's what I'm talking about.

我正是這個意思。

That's what I'm saying.

這是我在說什麼。

Oh heck yes bros

哦，見鬼是兄弟

That's was epic was epic.

這是史詩是史詩。

That was a real gamer moment

這是一個真正的遊戲玩家時刻

If you thought I was a real gamer a moment to make sure to leave a like

如果你認為我是一個真正的遊戲玩家片刻，以確保留下像

League take dude.

聯賽採取花花公子。

Okay. I mean I am a late gamer.

好的。我的意思是我是一個遲到的玩家。

What can I say.

我能說什麼。

But like okay there is one song

但是，像還好有一首歌

Air plus eggplants.

空中加茄子。

This song is the reason I read downloaded this game.

這首歌是我讀下載這個遊戲的原因。

Oh ?

哦?

This is tight there.

這是緊張的在那裡。

Wow.

哇。

Yeah

是啊

This bag was so high.

這個袋子是如此之高。

Wow ?

哇?

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

This song is amazing.

這首歌是驚人的。

Show time.

開演時間。

Light.

光。

Oh.

哦。

Here It Comes.

它來了。

Oh ?

哦?

Oh.

哦。

Oh ?

哦?

Oh.

哦。

Oh ?

哦?

Oh my God is impossible.

噢，我的上帝是不可能的。

Okay.

好的。

Hard ?

硬?

Come on face.

來吧臉。

What are you doing.

你在做什麼。

Wake up.

醒來。

God damn it.

他媽的。

Oh. Oh.

哦。哦。

Who's a pro gamer now.

誰是一個職業選手了。

But it doesn't work.

但是，這是行不通的。

The stupid fish.

愚蠢的魚。

The fish.

魚。

Here we go.

開始了。

This is not a meeting.

這不是一個會議。

Oh I'm sorry am I slaying right now.

哦，對不起，我說的對，現在殺害。

I do think so.

我不這麼認為。

??? Music ???

???音樂???

Yes

是

Okay

好的

This is an epic and make game or moment coming right up.

這是一部史詩，讓遊戲或瞬間馬上就來。

I feel it.

我感覺到了。

Oh

哦

Oh ?

哦?

Oh

哦

Oh

哦

Oh ?

哦?

Wow

哇

Wow

哇

That was amazing.

那太精彩了。

Show time.

開演時間。

Good time

美好時光

Show time.

開演時間。

1. 2. 7. 3.

1. 2. 7. 3。

Wow ?

哇?

Oh

哦

Oh

哦

Are Losing the Patience.

正在失去耐心。

Oh

哦

Wow ?

哇?

I moving alright

我好嗎移動

Oh

哦

Yes

是

Oh

哦

Oh

哦

This is the greatest moment of my life.

這是我一生中最偉大的時刻。

Oh

哦

Oh

哦

Ah Ah

啊啊

You know this is such a pain in the fucking ass to set up.

你知道這是在他媽的屁股設立這樣的痛苦。

But is worth it.

但是是值得的。

Is God damn worth

是該死的價值

The dial up

該撥號

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh

哦

Is this it.

是這個嗎。

I'm scared.

我很害怕。

Is it working.

是它的工作。

I think this is actually working.

我認為這是實際工作。

How long does it game go.

如何長時間遊戲去了。

I think I see the end.

我想我看到了盡頭。

Oh God please.

哦，上帝，請。

Please stop.

請停止。

I see the end.

我看到最後。

I see the

我看到了

Well

好

That was epic

這是史詩

All right Bro's.

好兄弟的。

That was it for Beat Saber this time.

這是它的節拍軍刀這個時候。

But remember.

但要記住。

To keep smiling and having good days.

要保持微笑，並具有良好天。

And keep mining.

並保持開採。

Smash like on this video

粉碎喜歡這個視頻

And buy all the merch to prove that you are also a gamer.

購買所有的貨品，以證明你也是個玩家。

And I see your browser next time.

我看到你的瀏覽器下一次。

? ? ? Music ? ? ?

???音樂???

Oh

哦

Oh you want pyramids. We gotta.

哦，你想要的金字塔。我們要。

Oh you're into castles huh. We got you covered baby.

哦，你是到城堡呵呵。我們都能滿足您的寶貝。

You want some pants. Easy.

你想要一些褲子。簡單。

We got it all.

我們得到了這一切。

This game is still relevant. God damn it.

這場比賽仍然是相關的。他媽的。