My namanama (name is)... Pewdiepie

Welcome back to... The Last Guardian (chuckles)

We got two more episodes of this...

...if you're watching,

you got two more hours with me... oh-ho you're so lucky

- Trico!

Oh my god I forgot

Trico, are you okay...?

No, he's not...

He's clearly not...

We gotta save him

TRICI!

Tericer!

TERICER!

No!

This time it actually looks...

oh shit

this is bad

This- Every time...

I say this every time, but

every time I come back from playing this game for a while...

it looks so pretty

I wanna play this game on my PlayStation Pro -

- thank you PlayStation for sending me one by the way -

I haven't plugged it in yet but I have lots of PlayStations

so I know it's a tough problem to have

Aww, I hear him...

Aww...

So the whole thing collapsed

while we were trying desperately,

trying to make it through.

Clearly it wasn't going to work.

Okay, I don't know why we even

tried to go through the fucking

mining cave or whatever.

But it's just you and me now

Okay

This is bad

This is real bad

What do we do?

Why would I go here? (IDK pewds)

No!

No!!

Not now

I don't have time for you guys

Shit... Does that one guy look different?

God, I hate these

I wanna know the story behind them

and like, why do they exist?

They're just fucking annoying

I think I have to push them off, right?

*groans*

Stop using Jūjitsu

You God damn Naruto nerds

*distant crumbling & howling noise*

Is that trico?

Ho-ly shit

TRICO! (MY MAN)

Yah!

Jah!

Get him

This is like what you see on the box art

Kinda!?

I'm so glad

We love each other

I love you tric-

Kill them all, Trico!

They're just sleeping... There you go

That one's fake dead, bam!

Trico, Trico, Trico, Trico ~ fast repeating ~

Trico

Omg, I gotta jump up on him

and calm him down

What the f...

Ok, you're gonna hurt me

You don't want that, right? (no)

Look how horny he is now

Get it?

Hahah!

Hey... Hey, Trico

He's feisty, look at him

Alright, I saw a spear down

*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA! ~ sad falling of a ledge intensifies~

I'm the dumbest fucking.. Jesus

I didn't mean to jump down there

Ok, he's going, he's going

I wasn't ready but, fuck it, fuck if I'm ready

ohh, we're back on the bridge

the weird as

looking bridge

Oh, my God

There you go

I really kinda

I was thinking a lot about this game

yesterday and how

It compares to these predececors

the Ico and -

My God

that seems incredibly unstable

but you did it anyway

Ok, you better s-

Oh, shit - oh, no

There's gonna be the mirrors by the end of this

Oh, no

Trico

You're just gonna have to face your fears, buddy

Ok

It's stable for now. This game is just so incredible, but it's taking out of it because of the wonkiness, ok?

And it's such a shame

You know, it's *giggles* it's like the game had so much pressure to come out

that it almost got rushed in some sense I, I, I feel- I don't-

Why did i jump off?

I just thought I could jump down

Is he just gonna fucking destroy these now?

I'd be like, hell yeah, that's character development right there!

Probably better off just walking

What is happening?!

Look, it's Trico's butthole!

Why do I keep referencing - I don't know...

Trico's like "WHATEVER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."

Aw, he doesn't like it...

(Trico voice) "I DON'T LIKE IT"

"I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT"

It's ok, Trico. It's just... Jacksepticeye

(Trico voice) "I FOKIN HATE THAT GUY"

I know. Me too

Let's go... Fuck... Ow

*laughs and sound of a mating pig*

Great, I'm stuck now. Fantastic

How would I get up?

I don't see it

I don't see it what I'm supposed to be doing

Maybe walk across here

That would sort of make sense

*Minimal parkour skills*

Yep, got it

Okay, well I guess we just leave Trico

It's been a fun journey

Is this the tower that we saw in the beginning, perhaps?

'Cause it seems like we are much higher now...

*Well, How Bow Dah*

We're almost up, what a nice little puzzle, climbing puzzle right there

Do we go back or...?

I like how different this temple looks, it's almost like it's older than the other ones

You see?

Comparing them

Like more corroded maybe? If that's a word, I don't know

But I wanna know the story

The game is telling me to hang. Shut up, game.

That's right, you don't follow the rules, not on this channel. I bet jacksepticeye would hang

Pfff, what a loser

Pfff

*mumbles* Don't...

Here's where you need to hang...

That's fine

I'll hang

Damn, look at that scenery!

So pretty...

Mein Gott

It's breathtaking

So the whole structure is covered by that wall

If you saw the cutscene in the last episode

We're in this kinda like cylinder lookin thing

The only way to enter... is through air...

That's why there's no people

Trico's like: "Hey, why did you leave me?"

Maybe I for- I should have helped him

Maybe I'm progressing right now, like...

I'M LOOKING AT THE FUCKING EYES

I don't know, I just

Okay, I guess I'll just keep going

Maybe there's a button to destroy those layer

I mean, it looked like I could just push them aside

But then again

If we had Trico with us right now

It'd probably

look a bit different

Dude, this does not look comfortable

I'm stuck

HEY, remember when I said this game was wonky?

This is what I was talking about

'Cause now I have to kill myself

And that is kinda annoying

aaaaaaahhhhhh

DISGUSTING

UUGGHH

UUGH

UUGGHH

They keep escaping, it's Slippy's food

I hate locusts

You know, at least if I fall there's an epic way down

This part is so weird I keep getting stuck

Ok, here we go, we're back in action

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

That was the shittiest scream I've ever fucking heard

Go up, go up, mate

Foken... HOW? How did I do that?

My fucking legs went through my ASSShole

Teriiiiicoooooooooo

Okay, we did it, fuck yeah

Oh my god there's more (fuck)

Ohh. I'm sweating!

I'm sweating profoundly

Jesus Christ

This much sweat

Has never left the human body before

Last one!

You fucking piece of shit

What the fuck was that

Hey look, we're back at the bridge

It's so annoying cuz the first part is so fucking slow

And then you have to do these really intense jumps

*exhales*

I'm really nervous cuz I really don't...

I really...

Ahhh shit

And, like any small mistake

literally

counts

Towards

FAILURE

This is it

This is the jump I failed last time

OHH

JASSS

FUCK YEAH! HIGH FIVE!

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT THAT'S HOW WE DO IT

AWE THAT'S HOW WE DO IT on the pewdiepie channel

I bet jack would die like 60 million times

I could have just said like three or four but 60 million times

Fuck man, that was annoying

oweroooo... *Weird sound*

ok

we got this

it's time to get real fuckin' serious

really strong all right

lets go up da fuckin' stairs

I think we have to go all the way around this fuckin' thing

A'ight

I think that's what we gotta do

*nonsense*

I can't fuckin' see what the shit is this

do I stick my dick in that what the fuck am I

doing

ah that's right i don't like you... don't like you

all right right ri-

what am I doing

I don't know either

turicuuu... pewds what the shit man I'm sweating my nuts off

sitting here in the sun

I don't like these eyes and I don't like you

I mean I love you

I love you so much

I love you too

What the shit am I lookin' at here

Huh

If you could have just jump a little longer this..you would have saved everyone a big fuckin' problem

Uh i don't like him

Don't like him

Don't like him. don't like him.

Tricouu se me se tricouuu, trie- awww

Tric- awwwwwww

Der da daii tre-, AHHH! TRICO JEMAJUSI NO JESUI. B-DA FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?

Stop!

WOOOADOU TRICOU TRICOU TRICOU, TRICOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

There's like a fuckin army of them

WOAH

How are there is many?

Get away get away get away now

*Various grunting noises*

Fuck

Well there's nothing I can do

I try

NOOO

Not poodiepie! I'm fockin.. now

Uuuuuugh

WOAH

NO, NOOO

I got you fam

No problem

Now lets get 'em

This is cool

I face my biggest fear

I'm feelin..

There we go

Ah, shit we don't have a lot of options left now

I really thought we would go to the tower

Woah

WOAH

I don't think we can..

No..

His wings grew!

HIS WINGS GREW! AAHHH