字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Sweden's hate registry..?? 瑞典的黑名單...? Okay.. 好喔... Okay. 好喔~~(;u;) JonTron. JonTron(一個youtuber) That makes sense. 很合理 He's a Nazi. 他是個納粹(´・ω・`) (scary sound effects) Pooderpie..? *Pewdiepie被列進去* Pooderpie..? No.. 不~~(・д・) (sad gasp) *吸* Why? 為什麼?? Why are we still he-- (laughs) 為什麼我們還在這...*笑* Kaz: Just to suffer.. *為了受苦嗎* Just. 為了... (inhales) 瑞典!! Sweden! *每晚...* Kaz: Every night. 瑞典!! *我都能感到我的腳...* Sweden! Kaz: I can feel my leg. *我都能感到我的腳...* Kaz: I can feel my leg. 為啥?! Why?! *我的手...* Kaz: My arm.. 為啥啦 瑞典 為什麼?! Why, Sweden, why?! *我的手指也...* 為啥啦 瑞典 為什麼?! Why, Sweden, why?! Kaz: Even my fingers. *我的手指也...* Kaz: Even my fingers. *我現在不能講話* I can't talk right now. 為什麼Lisa?為什麼?拜託跟我談談 求你了 Why Lisa? Why Lisa? Please talk to me, please! Kaz: The body I've lost... 為什麼Lisa?為什麼?拜託跟我談談 求你了 Why Lisa? Why Lisa? Please talk to me, please! *那些我失去的同志們...* Kaz: The comrades I've lost! *那痛苦不會停止!* (Metal Gear Solid V Kaz Miller speech grows) 在我人生的這一段期間 你是我的一切 *那痛苦不會停止!* Kaz: It won't stop hurting! 在我人生的這一段期間 你是我的一切 The part of my life, you are everything. Kaz: It won't stop hurting! 我不能沒有你 Lisa *就像他們都還在* The part of my life, you are everything. 政府的資料庫...! *你也感覺到了 不是嗎?* I could not go on without you Lisa. Kaz: It's like they're all still there. 把我 The government's database..! Kaz: You feel it too, don't you? 列入黑名單...(;w;) Has me! 你在騙人 我差一點打到你欸 On the hate registry. 你傷了我的心啊 Lisa! You are lying! I nearly hit you. 我是有錯做什麼嗎 You are tearing me apart Lisa! *真眼淚* What did I do? 我哪裡惹到你了?ಠ_ಠ What the fuck did I do? 你為什麼討厭我 瑞典!! Why do you hate me Sweden? 我恨這個世界!! (trashing) *好啦 讓影片趕快開始* Okay. Let's start the video. 你們來這裡幹嘛啦 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 狂歡時間結束了!! Revel mode is over. 滾...出去! Ge-get out. 走開 Get out. 結束了 It's done. 結束了啦(`A´) It's done. 喔 你在這裡喔 Oh! You're here. *尷尬* (laughs) *卡利怪妞的PON PON PON* *要是大家一起* ♫ Ano kousaten de ♫ ( What if everyone skipped down ) *卡利怪妞的PON PON PON* *在那城市街道上跑步* ♫ Min'na ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite ♫ ( Along the city streets that run all throughout the town ) *卡利怪妞的PON PON PON* *要是我們在市中心相遇* ♫ Moshi ano machi no man'naka de ♫ ( Imagine if we met up in the city's heart ) *卡利怪妞的PON PON PON* *手牽著手仰望著天空* ♫ Te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara ♫ ( And one by one we held hands and looked up the sky ) *卡利怪妞的PON PON PON* *要是你看看你的身邊* ♫ Moshimo ano machi no dokoka de ♫ ( Imagine if you'd look around from where you stand ) 我有很棒的消息喔!(・∀・) ♫ [ “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ] ♫ 是個好消息!!! I've got exciting news! 大家準備好 I've got great news!! *安息吧 戴耳機的各位* EVERYBODY GET READY!! 天啊... *KYARY GETS EXTREMELY QUIET* *調小聲* Oh, jeez... 天鵝啊... *Kyary starts over the song* 好 隨便啦 我要開... OH GOD. 一家我自己的公司了 Well, whatever. I'm starting - 這對我來說是一個重大聲明 my own company! 藍厚... This is a huge announcement for me. 我在徵人喔Ouo And..! 你沒聽錯 I'm hiring. 沒有綽啦! That's right. 我知道大家多少都有會點震驚 That's right! 但我離開BuzzFeed惹... I know this may come as a little shock for everyone, but I have left BuzzFeed. 我要開創一個新事業 I'm starting a new business. 我想這一定會粉讚!! I think it's gonna be great. 對...我對這次抱持很大的希望 Y-y-yeah. I got great hopes for this one. 那些水下老鼠?? The underwater rats? 去他們的! Fuck 'em. 好嗎? Okay? 我很確定我未來還能用到牠們 但現在... I'm sure I can do something with them in the future but for now... 我要開我的新公司了 I'm starting my new company. 但在這之前 我需要一些準備工作的靈感 But to start this new company, I'm gonna need some inspiration on start-ups. (i got bored) 他們怎麼做到的 How do they do it, How do start ups get Millions and millions of dollars? 要怎麼準備才能賺取數以萬計的錢?? Without really having an interesting product or having like me no product whatsoever. Let's have a look 在沒有有趣產品 There's a company that rates 120 million million!! Let's let's look at that product 或像我一樣沒產品的情況下?? Making juice is easy 怎麼辦到的呢 Start by taking a stroll down to the neighborhood farmers market by about 50 dollars worth of organic fruits and vegetables 我們來看看 $50 *Sarcastically* excuse me is that $50 worth of vegetables? 這個公司賺了1.2億欸!! What are you fucking talking about? That's like 2, 2 eu- Whatever okay? Let's just keep watching 來看一下他們的產品吧 What is this? Its a juicero, Im sorry I don't know what that word means *做果汁可以很簡單* It's a- it's a doger. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't I don't know what that word means doger *先去附近的果菜市場購買約50美金的有機蔬果* Can you- can you. can you define that to me. 50美金?! Its a doger *咳* basically juicero is a 不好意思喔 值得用50美金買蔬菜嗎ಠ_ಠ $400 bag squeeze you can't use that they basically juice that comes in packs and 你在講什麼啦?那值2...2歐元欸(絕對不只) You can't use anyone else's packs you have to use their packs 隨便啦 我們繼續看下去 because if you spend *這是什麼* $400 on a fucking juicer, that's clearly not enough. Now bloomberg did an interesting discovery *是juicero(產品名)* Incredible *我很...抱歉 我不知道你說的是什麼* You can just squeeze the bag *亂入*這是... Excuse me. I I don't like doing this so I would like to pay $400 這是一個doger喔 Please. it used to cost $700 by the way 我很...抱歉 我不知道你說的是什麼... Incredible, wow. How much money did they raise? doger嗎? Ohhhhh, I love how people get so mad when they found out how much I make and, just look at- just look at juices 可... okay, I 可以跟我解釋一下嗎 God damn it. I ain't making that juice money yet, okay? 這就是doger So calm the fuck down. And we haven't even gotten to the most genius part yet. That it it squeezes bags for you? *doger* Oh wait? if there's wait, there's more?There's nothing to clean no mess whatsoever 基本上juicero是個 It's so easy that it makes the old way of juicing seem 400塊的袋狀擠壓器 Well... old. Why did I do all that other stuff [who] cares that's our past life. This is our new life 你不能用... [to] Sarah 那基本上就是從袋子擠出來的果汁 The easiest freshest most delicious way to get juice. 你不能用其他牌的袋子 But I just have one question hey is it a duggar though guru so clearly 只能用他們的 Clearly running a business has if this piece of shit can we get 10 and 20 million? I'm pretty sure my idea 因為如果你花了 it's Gonna get a 400塊在一個袋子上 Lot more than and a lot more than that [weighs] it under water rats. [oh] 那顯然還不夠 goddamn it. Bloomberg做了一個有趣的實驗喔 aw 太厲害了~~ಠ_ಠ Okay 你大可以擠袋子就好啦!! Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to come up with a better idea. [well], you know buzzfeed recently changed their name from Buzzfeed yellow *喇叭聲* Buzzfeed yellow is now boldly (SHIT I KNEW THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME)so now buzzfeed is available, so welcome everyone. I'm launching 不好意思喔 我不喜歡做這個動作 Buzzfeed yellow everyone. Thank you. Thank you, uh 所以我要再花400塊錢 where the fuck did he go ,,,..,,,,,..,.we got a very diversified? 拜偷Ouo Employ- uh crowd of people so far did I mention my dog is black 他以前還賣700塊錢欸 *phone ringing* 太神奇惹 Hello( its mE) 哇喔 It's my lawyer. What do you mean? I can't call it buzzfeed yellow they still trademark odd okay? It's [fucked] this time. [oh] 他們究竟賺了多少錢呢 That's fine. I'm [gonna] call it 喔~~~~~ buttfeed 我超喜歡看人們在發現我賺了多少錢後生氣的樣子 Now that's stupid, buttfeet 看...看看這果汁啊 Yes *1.2億...* buttfeet everyone 好喔 我... So I'm looking for 該死的 I'm looking for you guys. I obviously need to hire a diversified crowd, so so I asked you guys on Twitter to 我都還沒有賺超過賣果汁的錢欸 所以... Apply to my new job 冷靜點好嗎 my new company, buttfeet I asked you guys to fill in some simple questions, and now let's just review your *我們甚至還沒有看到它最聰明的設計呢* Applicants here, we go number one Big Mac 它...它會幫你擠袋子嗎 Ravioli what's your best friend's age 87 oh Pal? 等...等等 還有嗎... Ernesto *全部不用清洗* Your gender apache helicopter. That's great *無論如何都不會髒* That's really great preferred pronoun [desu] the fuck does [that] mean if you were a crayon *簡單到連以前做果汁的方式都看起來...* What color would you be colors doesn't matter you're goddamn right it. They don't matter [unless] *嗯...老* [you're] hiring for the job. I'm sorry you didn't make the cut you fucking idiot colors matter a great deal all right *為什麼我以前做果汁要這麼麻煩呢* We have another [application] from mold dog another apache helicopter. That's great *管它 那些都過去了* We need one [of] those if you were a crayon, what color would you be? *這才是我們的新人生* Triangle all right this is looking good. So far. What would the name of your debut album be kazoo kid vol 1 well, that's that's *給Sarah的(?)* Clearly Fuckin taking I'm sorry you're out (?) Can I get some serious applicants here anything for you supplied your best [friend's] age 22 your gender male? *用最新鮮 美味的方式取得果汁* What are you [fuckin] gay? What I? 但是... What what the fuck is that preferred pronoun legend if you were a crayon what color would you be white because? 我有一個問題 The white Crayon is useless? 那個是doger嗎*亂入* Well at least he's honest describe yourself in three words *doger* fat and lazy 很明顯的 Anything for views, you're hired!!!1 從事這種鬼爛事業能賺幾千萬?! Congratulations everyone you're one of the first people to join the proud, buttfeet thank you so much 那我很確定我的點子... Thank you so much. We're proud to have you aboard 一定能賺的... hopefully you can do something about that Gender, but 比這還多 That's in the future next applicant. We have my size 比這還多很多(・∀・) 150 cream egg. What would the name of your debut album be yo it's your boy skinny penis, ha ha [hey] 等等這是水下老鼠嗎 It's your boy 天殺的 Skinny penis wait your favorite kPOp band is appa 喔~~~ You're out what the fuck? 喔好喔 whats wrong with you. God damn it Krista griffin. If you were a crayon. What color would you be kpop hair gray you're 嗯 看起來我要再想一個更好的點子 AANNOO TOOO SETAND- 你知道的 BuzzFeed最近改了名字 fucking 以前叫BuzzFeed Yellow This fucking thing *BuzzFeed Yellow並不大膽* Congratulations 現在 BuzzFeed適合所有人了 The [griff] the Griffin you're in buddy. look how many fucking 歡迎各位 我要開創... apache helicopters we got *喇叭聲* We got a lot of apache helicopters applying that's really good. We need we [need] a --fucking hell. That's a lot BuzzFeed Yellow啊 大家 of apache -hehhe - helicopters 謝謝 because 謝謝大家 Okay, well luckily here. We have a female because we need you need at least one otherwise preferred pronoun 阿... Lord [or] [shamar]. [oh] is that that naruto fucking guy zero deaths. This is actually really promising. Why do you want to work at McDonald's? *他去哪裡惹??* I left buzzfeed 我們有多樣化的 Yes, you're in you're in buddy. We have gathered team of buttfeed 哦... Congratulations, you start 勞工...一群人喔 *Subtle moan* 我剛剛有提到我的狗是黑的嗎(´・ω・`) Right now get the (potty word). I am not paying you *電話* What is this video about? 哈囉? We need a logo for this endeavour. Let's just make one right now 是我的律師欸 We need a logo for buttfeet [alright], so we have a we have a butt here, and now we're slowly 你說我不能叫BuzzFeed Yellow是什麼意思 slowly going to make sure that it's a- 他...他們有版權?? Yes 啊~~ Yes, that's it, buttfeed 好...很好很好...... Buttfeet everyone there it is 那好吧 我要叫它... Excellent. We're going to make millions. I wonder how much buzzfeeds worth actually oh BUTTFEED!!! oh my fucking God *掌聲* *typing noises* 那好蠢喔(´・ω・`) How do I-- how am I going to get funding even though I'm a rich millionaire. [that's] it's ridiculous ㄜ... I could start a patreon [Kanye] [west] asked Mark Zuckerberg [1] Kelly mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollar into Kanye west ideas okay? BUTTFEET(屁屁腳)如何 Well, let's just 對啦 [alright], well that pretty much does it thank you. Thank you. We got the funding we got the shitty idea BUTTFEET啦大家 We got the name and we got the applicants 我在找... *triple clap* 我在找你們啊
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