Do you have a left handed mitt?

你有左撇子專用手套嗎？

Naw, sorry, mate.

沒有誒，抱歉老兄。

I guess I can't play, then.

那我想我參與不了了。

Oh, no, you can still be on the team.

喔不，你還是可以加入我們的隊伍。

You can be our mascot.

你可以當我們的吉祥物。

Yay.

耶！

[The struggles of being left-handed]

[左撇子所經歷的困難窘境]

Oh my god, are you left-handed?

我的天，難道你是左撇子嗎？

Did you know that left-handed people die ten years earlier than right-handed people?

你知道左撇子會比右撇子早十年去世嗎？

It's a fact. Google it.

這是事實，你可以去 Google。

Dude, watch it.

老兄，小心點。

Wanna go?

想試試看嗎？

Ow!

噢！

Obama, Isaac Newton, Gandhi, they're all left-handed and they're influential as hell.

歐巴馬、艾薩克・牛頓和甘地都是左撇子，他們都超具影響力。

And then there's you.

然後是你。

Yeah, you're right. I'm a nobody.

嗯，你說得對，我什麼都不是。

It's all right, I'm here for you.

沒事的，我與你同在。

What the hell?

搞什麼鬼？

We can die ten years earlier together.

我們可以一起早十年死去。

Nick, seriously, what are you doing?

Nick，說真的，你在幹嘛？

I'm left-handed too.

我也是左撇子。

Oh. - Yeah.

喔！- 沒錯。