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  • No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy

  • - Oh, right. - Listen to me, kiddo.

  • You're going to be fine. Believe me.

  • Uh-oh.

  • Uh..

  • I'll just pee in the street.

  • [knock on door]

  • - Hey, is Chandler here? - Yeah.

  • Okay, come here.

  • Okay, uh, about last night.

  • You know. Chandler. You didn't tell..

  • Okay, 'cause I'm thinking we don't need to tell Chandler

  • I mean, it was just a kiss right?

  • One kiss, no big deal. Right?

  • - Right, no big deal. - Okay.

  • In bizarro world!

  • - You broke the code. - What code?

  • You don't kiss your friend's mom.

  • Sisters are okay..

  • ...maybe a hot-lookin' aunt, but not a mom.

  • Never a mom!

  • [screams]

  • What are you guys doing out here?

  • Uh, well, Joey and I had discussed

  • getting in an early-morning racquetball game.

  • But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

  • Yeah, well, you don't have your racquet.

  • No, no, I don't because it's being restrung.

  • Somebody was supposed to bring me one.

  • Yeah. Well, you didn't call and leave your grip size.

  • You guys spend a way too much time together.

  • Okay, I'm scum. I'm scum!

  • Ross, how could you let this happen?

  • I don't know. God, I..

  • Well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know?

  • She's-she's sexy. She's...

  • You don't think my mom's sexy?

  • - Well, not in the same way. - Hey!

  • I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani

  • was a handsome woman in her day, alright?

  • You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

  • Huh?

  • Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here.

  • - Hey. - Hey.

  • What are you guys doing out here?

  • Well, n-not playing racquetball!

  • He forgot to leave his grip size.

  • - He didn't get the goggles. - Oh.

  • Well...sounds like you two have issues.

  • - Bye, baby. - Ciao, bella.■

  • Do they wait for me to do this?

  • - So are you gonna tell? - No, I'm not going to tell him.

  • Why would I tell him?

  • How about 'cause if you, his mother might.

  • - Oh. - What are you guys doing here?

  • Uh...he's not even wearing a jock strap.

  • What did I ask?

  • - Oh, my God. - You're my friend.

  • I, I had to tell you.

  • I can't believe it.

  • Paolo kissed my mom?

  • Yeah, I mean, uh, I-I dont know

  • if you noticed but he had a lot to drink.

  • You know, I mean, you kknow how he gets when he's druu--

  • I can't do this. I did it.

  • It was me. I'm sorry.

  • - I kissed your mom. - What?

  • I...I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo

  • and I think I had too much tequila and Nora, um..

  • Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was uh...

  • She was just being nice, you know, and-and..

  • But nothing happened. Nothing. Ask Joey.

  • - Joey, uh, he came in.. - You knew about this?

  • Uh, you know, knowledge is a tricky thing, uhh..

  • I spent the entire day with you. Why didn't you tell me?

  • Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them

  • when I did, or else who knows what would have happened?

  • Thanks, man. Big help.

  • I can't believe this. What the hell were you thinking?

  • I wasn't. I-I don't know.

  • You know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap

  • I go through with my mom more than you.

  • - I know. I-- - I can't believe you did this!

  • - Chandler.. - Me neither, you know--

  • I'm still mad at you for not telling me.

  • - Chandler.. - Why you mad at me?

  • Let me slam the door!

  • Chandler, well, I didn't kiss her. He did!

  • See what happens when you break the code?

  • - Joey. - Ah. Uh.

No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy

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