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  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy in the flesh!

  • Hey, who are those guys?

  • Uh, are they here to fix the TV?

  • [moaning]

  • What do you want?

  • Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

  • Well, we used to be, but now we're retired.

  • [gasping]

  • But you can't retire!

  • - There's evil afoot. - Wha--

  • Evil? Evil!

  • Barnacle Boy...

  • [blabbering]

  • Evil!

  • All I said was there's evil afoot.

  • Evil! Ee--ee!

  • Will you please stop saying that?

  • Evil, evil, evil, evil!

  • [moaning]

  • Death ray!

  • Gallop, you scallops!

  • Yeah! Sandy's here!

  • Woo! Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here!

  • The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

  • Sure it is.

  • I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!

  • - Uh-uh. - Patrick, just turn around.

  • - Turn around! - Hey nincompoop, turn around!

  • You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

  • Yes!

  • Turn around!

  • - No! - Turn around!

  • - Turn around! - Nuh-uh!

  • I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna say it again.

  • So pay attention.

  • I am not, I repeat not,

  • going to turn around for any reason ever!

  • - Howdy, Patrick! - Hi, Sandy!

  • [gasping]

  • [moaning]

  • Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!

  • Yay!

  • Yay!

  • My valentine!

  • Hey, is this solid chocolate?

  • Patrick, no!

  • Oh SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop

  • with two sticks.

  • And now, absolute silence.

  • I scream for ice cream!

  • Perfect entry!

  • And toasted almonds? That's unexpected.

  • He stuck it! And just look at that even coating!

  • Top that, Pinkie.

  • Almonds?

  • Curse him, that's good.

  • But perhaps a bit too high-brow for this crowd.

  • - He thinks he's better than them! - Uh!

  • - Better than you! - Oh!

  • Now get up there and show him how the common man

  • prepares his frozen dairy treats!

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite.

  • The single-scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.

  • Just look at that concentration!

  • Oh, a little shaky on that entry.

  • But just look at that form!

  • Take that, yellow boy!

  • Laugh while you can, Pinkie. It's not over yet.

  • That's what you think, but it's not over yet!

  • OK now, have many of you have played musical instruments before?

  • - Do instruments of torture count? - No.

  • Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

  • Horse radish is not an instrument either.

  • That's fine, no one has any experience.

  • Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

  • [laughing]

  • When do we get the free food?

  • OK, try to repeat after me.

  • [playing clarinet]

  • Brass section, go!

  • Good, now the wind.

  • [playing instruments]

  • And the drums!

  • Too bad that didn't kill me.

  • Hello, class! My name is Mrs. Puff.

  • And the only reason I say that is because I see we have

  • a new student.

  • Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

  • Who's the fat kid talkin to?

  • You, Patrick. She's the teacher!

  • Oh!

  • Come on now, tell the class your name.

  • Don't be nervous.

  • Uh... uh...

  • We just wanna know your name.

  • [moaning]

  • Twenty-four.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh great, another genius.

  • [laughing nervously]

  • Yeah... why are they laughing?

  • - I guess it's just in the timing. - Oh...

  • [laughing]

  • Today's first lesson will be on turning.

  • Twenty-four...

  • [snickering]

  • - Hey, Patrick. - What?

  • I thought of something funnier than twenty-four.

  • - Let me hear it. - Twenty-five.

  • [snickering]

  • ♪ F is for friends who do stuff together

  • ♪ U is for you and me

  • Try it!

  • ♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all

  • Down here in the deep blue sea

  • Wait, I don't understand this.

  • I feel all tingly inside.

  • - Should we stop? - No.

  • That's how you're supposed to feel.

  • - Well I like it, let's do it again! - OK!

  • ♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers

  • ♪ U is for ukulele

  • ♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum, and sand licking

  • Here with my best buddy

  • [laughing]

Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy in the flesh!

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