Hey, who are those guys?

Uh, are they here to fix the TV?

[moaning]

What do you want?

Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

Well, we used to be, but now we're retired.

[gasping]

But you can't retire!

- There's evil afoot. - Wha--

Evil? Evil!

Barnacle Boy...

[blabbering]

Evil!

All I said was there's evil afoot.

Evil! Ee--ee!

Will you please stop saying that?

Evil, evil, evil, evil!

[moaning]

Death ray!

Gallop, you scallops!

Yeah! Sandy's here!

Woo! Look, Patrick, it's here! It's here!

The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

Sure it is.

I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!

- Uh-uh. - Patrick, just turn around.

- Turn around! - Hey nincompoop, turn around!

You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

Yes!

Turn around!

- No! - Turn around!

- Turn around! - Nuh-uh!

I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna say it again.

So pay attention.

I am not, I repeat not,

going to turn around for any reason ever!

- Howdy, Patrick! - Hi, Sandy!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!

Yay!

Yay!

My valentine!

Hey, is this solid chocolate?

Patrick, no!

Oh SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything.

[music playing]

[music playing]

For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop

with two sticks.

And now, absolute silence.

I scream for ice cream!

Perfect entry!

And toasted almonds? That's unexpected.

He stuck it! And just look at that even coating!

Top that, Pinkie.

Almonds?

Curse him, that's good.

But perhaps a bit too high-brow for this crowd.

- He thinks he's better than them! - Uh!

- Better than you! - Oh!

Now get up there and show him how the common man

prepares his frozen dairy treats!

[screaming]

Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite.

The single-scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.

Just look at that concentration!

Oh, a little shaky on that entry.

But just look at that form!

Take that, yellow boy!

Laugh while you can, Pinkie. It's not over yet.

That's what you think, but it's not over yet!

OK now, have many of you have played musical instruments before?

- Do instruments of torture count? - No.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horse radish is not an instrument either.

That's fine, no one has any experience.

Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

[laughing]

When do we get the free food?

OK, try to repeat after me.

[playing clarinet]

Brass section, go!

Good, now the wind.

[playing instruments]

And the drums!

Too bad that didn't kill me.

Hello, class! My name is Mrs. Puff.

And the only reason I say that is because I see we have

a new student.

Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

Who's the fat kid talkin to?

You, Patrick. She's the teacher!

Oh!

Come on now, tell the class your name.

Don't be nervous.

Uh... uh...

We just wanna know your name.

[moaning]

Twenty-four.

[laughing]

Oh great, another genius.

[laughing nervously]

Yeah... why are they laughing?

- I guess it's just in the timing. - Oh...

[laughing]

Today's first lesson will be on turning.

Twenty-four...

[snickering]

- Hey, Patrick. - What?

I thought of something funnier than twenty-four.

- Let me hear it. - Twenty-five.

[snickering]

♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

Try it!

♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪

Wait, I don't understand this.

I feel all tingly inside.

- Should we stop? - No.

That's how you're supposed to feel.

- Well I like it, let's do it again! - OK!

♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers♪

♪ U is for ukulele ♪

♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum, and sand licking ♪

♪ Here with my best buddy ♪

[laughing]