[laughing]

Aw, look at him, ain't he a doll?

All he needs is a tie.

Ready for action!

Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah!

He's going to the door.

He's knocking on the door.

Squidward's answering the door and...

[screaming]

He's beating up Squidward.

[laughing]

[screaming]

Doodle Boy, stop!

Whoa! Ow.

[screaming]

He's got the pencil.

What have I done?

For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.

And now, absolute silence.

I scream for ice cream!

Perfect entry!

And toasted almonds, that's unexpected. He stuck it!

And just look at that even coating.

Top that, Pinky.

Almonds? Curse him that's good,

but perhaps a bit too high-brow for this crowd.

He thinks he's better than them.

[groaning]

Better than you.

[groaning]

Now get up there and show him how the common man

prepares his frozen dairy treats!

[groaning]

Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite,

the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.

Just look at that concentration.

Oh, a little shakey on that entry, but just look at that form!

Take that Yellow Boy!

Laugh while you can, Pinky, it's not over yet.

That's what you think, but it's not over yet!

Okay now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?

- Do instruments of torture count? - No.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

That's fine. No-one has any experience.

Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

[laughing]

All of you.

[laughing]

When do we get the free food?

Okay, try to repeat after me.

[clarinet playing]

Brass section, go!

Good, now the wind.

And the drums.

[blowing]

Too bad that didn't kill me.

Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in some chocolate?

Chocolate?

Did you say, chocolate?

Chocolate!

Chocolate!

Chocolate! Chocolate!

[doorbell dinging]

Yes?

Hello, young lady.

[giggling]

We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?

Mom!

What? What? What's all the yelling?

You just can't wait for me to die can you?

They're selling chocolate.

- What? - They're selling chocolate!

- They're selling chocolate? - Yeah!

Chocolate.

I remember when they first invented chocolate.

I always hated it!

Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating.

You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.

- No, no. No, no! - Live forever you say? I'll take one.

Come on you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate!

I hate you.

Whoa!

Let's face it Patrick, we're failures.

I can live with that.

Chocolate!

I've been trying to catch you boys all day.

I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

Good evening, sir. Table for one, please?

Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.

Oh who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?

Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates.

So, how long have you two ladies known each other?

What?

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh.

Hey, who are those guys?

Are they here to fix the TV?

[laughing nervously]

What do you want?

Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

Well we used to be, but now we're retired.

[both gasping]

But you can't retire, there's evil afoot.

Wha-- Evil?

Evil!

Barnacle Boy! Don't forget that there's evil!

All I said was there's evil afoot.

Evil! Eee!

Would you please stop saying that?

Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil! Ahh!

Death ray!

Gallop you scallops!

Yeah! Sandy's here! Whoo! Look, Patrick, it's here.

It's here! The best Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

Sure it is.

I'm telling you it's right there, turn around!

- Uh, uh! - Patrick just turn around!

- Turn around! - Hey nincompoop, turn around!

You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

Yes! Turn around!

No!

Turn around! Turn around!

Nuh-uh. I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna say it again.

So pay attention.

I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason, ever!

- Howdy Patrick! - Hi Sandy.

[gasping]

[mumbling]

Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!

Yay! Yay!

My Valentine!

Hey, is this solid chocolate?

Patrick, no!

[exploding]

Oh, SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything.

Hello class. My name is Mrs. Puff.

And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.

Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

Who's the fat kid talking to?

You Patrick, she's the teacher.

Oh.

Come on now, tell the class your name. Don't be nervous.

Uh, uh.

We just want to know your name.

[moaning]

24.

[laughing]

Oh great, another genius.

[laughing]

Yeah. Why are they laughing?

I guess it's just in the timing.

Oh.

[laughing]

Today's first lesson will be on turning.

24.

[giggling]

- Hey, Patrick. - What?

I thought of something funnier than 24.

Let me hear it.

25.

[giggling]

♪ F is for friends who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪ Try it!

♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in the deep blue sea ♪

Wait, I don't understand this. I feel all tingly inside.

Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel.

- Well I like it, let's do it again. - Okay.

♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers ♪

♪ U is for ukulele ♪

♪ N is for nose-picking, sharing gum and sand licking here with my best buddy ♪

♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha ♪