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  • I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door, it won't be me.

  • [laughing]

  • Aw, look at him, ain't he a doll?

  • All he needs is a tie.

  • Ready for action!

  • Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Bwah!

  • He's going to the door.

  • He's knocking on the door.

  • Squidward's answering the door and...

  • [screaming]

  • He's beating up Squidward.

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • Doodle Boy, stop!

  • Whoa! Ow.

  • [screaming]

  • He's got the pencil.

  • What have I done?

  • For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.

  • And now, absolute silence.

  • I scream for ice cream!

  • Perfect entry!

  • And toasted almonds, that's unexpected. He stuck it!

  • And just look at that even coating.

  • Top that, Pinky.

  • Almonds? Curse him that's good,

  • but perhaps a bit too high-brow for this crowd.

  • He thinks he's better than them.

  • [groaning]

  • Better than you.

  • [groaning]

  • Now get up there and show him how the common man

  • prepares his frozen dairy treats!

  • [groaning]

  • Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite,

  • the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.

  • Just look at that concentration.

  • Oh, a little shakey on that entry, but just look at that form!

  • Take that Yellow Boy!

  • Laugh while you can, Pinky, it's not over yet.

  • That's what you think, but it's not over yet!

  • Okay now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?

  • - Do instruments of torture count? - No.

  • Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

  • Horseradish is not an instrument either.

  • That's fine. No-one has any experience.

  • Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

  • [laughing]

  • All of you.

  • [laughing]

  • When do we get the free food?

  • Okay, try to repeat after me.

  • [clarinet playing]

  • Brass section, go!

  • Good, now the wind.

  • And the drums.

  • [blowing]

  • Too bad that didn't kill me.

  • Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate?

  • Did you say, chocolate?

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate! Chocolate!

  • [doorbell dinging]

  • Yes?

  • Hello, young lady.

  • [giggling]

  • We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?

  • Mom!

  • What? What? What's all the yelling?

  • You just can't wait for me to die can you?

  • They're selling chocolate.

  • - What? - They're selling chocolate!

  • - They're selling chocolate? - Yeah!

  • Chocolate.

  • I remember when they first invented chocolate.

  • I always hated it!

  • Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating.

  • You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.

  • - No, no. No, no! - Live forever you say? I'll take one.

  • Come on you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate!

  • I hate you.

  • Whoa!

  • Let's face it Patrick, we're failures.

  • I can live with that.

  • Chocolate!

  • I've been trying to catch you boys all day.

  • I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

  • Good evening, sir. Table for one, please?

  • Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party.

  • Oh who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?

  • Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates.

  • So, how long have you two ladies known each other?

  • What?

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh.

  • Hey, who are those guys?

  • Are they here to fix the TV?

  • [laughing nervously]

  • What do you want?

  • Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

  • Well we used to be, but now we're retired.

  • [both gasping]

  • But you can't retire, there's evil afoot.

  • Wha-- Evil?

  • Evil!

  • Barnacle Boy! Don't forget that there's evil!

  • All I said was there's evil afoot.

  • Evil! Eee!

  • Would you please stop saying that?

  • Evil! Evil, evil, evil, evil! Ahh!

  • Death ray!

  • Gallop you scallops!

  • Yeah! Sandy's here! Whoo! Look, Patrick, it's here.

  • It's here! The best Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

  • Sure it is.

  • I'm telling you it's right there, turn around!

  • - Uh, uh! - Patrick just turn around!

  • - Turn around! - Hey nincompoop, turn around!

  • You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

  • Yes! Turn around!

  • No!

  • Turn around! Turn around!

  • Nuh-uh. I'm going to say this once, and I'm not gonna say it again.

  • So pay attention.

  • I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason, ever!

  • - Howdy Patrick! - Hi Sandy.

  • [gasping]

  • [mumbling]

  • Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!

  • Yay! Yay!

  • My Valentine!

  • Hey, is this solid chocolate?

  • Patrick, no!

  • [exploding]

  • Oh, SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything.

  • Hello class. My name is Mrs. Puff.

  • And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student.

  • Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

  • Who's the fat kid talking to?

  • You Patrick, she's the teacher.

  • Oh.

  • Come on now, tell the class your name. Don't be nervous.

  • Uh, uh.

  • We just want to know your name.

  • [moaning]

  • 24.

  • [laughing]

  • Oh great, another genius.

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah. Why are they laughing?

  • I guess it's just in the timing.

  • Oh.

  • [laughing]

  • Today's first lesson will be on turning.

  • 24.

  • [giggling]

  • - Hey, Patrick. - What?

  • I thought of something funnier than 24.

  • Let me hear it.

  • 25.

  • [giggling]

  • ♪ F is for friends who do stuff together

  • ♪ U is for you and meTry it!

  • ♪ N is for anywhere and anytime at all

  • Down here in the deep blue sea

  • Wait, I don't understand this. I feel all tingly inside.

  • Should we stop?

  • No, that's how you're supposed to feel.

  • - Well I like it, let's do it again. - Okay.

  • ♪ F is for frolic through all the flowers

  • ♪ U is for ukulele

  • ♪ N is for nose-picking, sharing gum and sand licking here with my best buddy

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha

I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door, it won't be me.

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