字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 The delicious, mouth-watering Krabby Patty is now available in frozen! But this patty isn't just for eating anymore! Because there are so many things you can do with a frozen Krabby Patty! - Oh, yeah? Like what? - Oh, yeah? Like what? Like this! Use them as snow shoes! As a flying disk! [chopping] [moaning] Or a hockey puck! Bow! [crashing] [cheering] You can comb their hair! Wear them as jewelry! Ohh! [laughing] Or flush them down the toilet. The only limits are your imagination! [laughing] This ain't your grandma's Krabby Patty. [laughing] Er... actually, Patrick, that was my grandma's Krabby Patty. Oh, sorry... Grandma's cookies... [crashing] I don't wanna grow up, I want cookies! Milky! I want a sweater with love in the stitches! I wanna wear tighties. I wanna ride in my wagon. I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Snuffykins. I wanna rocky-rock on my sea horsey! And I want kissy-kissy on my boo-boo! [sobbing] Take it easy, SpongeBob! You don't have to be a baby to get all grandma's love. - I don't? - No matter how grown up you get, you will always be my little baby boy! You can kiss your grandma and still be an adult. Here you go. Thanks, grandma. [munching] When I ripped... my pants. ♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪ ♪ But I went and blew it all sky high ♪ ♪ And now she won't even spare A passing glance ♪ ♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪ ♪ When Big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪ ♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪ ♪ And no girl ever wants to dance ♪ ♪ With a fool who went And ripped his pants ♪ ♪ I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't... ♪ ♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪ ♪ 'Cause winding up with no one Is a lot less fun ♪ ♪ Then a burn from the sun Or sand in your buns ♪ ♪ Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪ ♪ So listen and you won't regret ♪ ♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪ ♪ And you won't end up Like the fool ♪ ♪ Who ripped his pants ♪ I guess I ripped my pants again!