If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinky up like this.

The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob.

There just either is or there isn't.

You got it set to M for Mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo!

Just do what I do when I have problems.

Scream!

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

He was so ugly that everyone died, The End.

You may be an open book, SpongeBob but I'm a bit more complicated than that.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!

[music playing]

Oh... East?

I thought you said Weast.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo.

We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves

to solve our problems.

You always give a choking victim the Slimlick maneuver first

and if that doesn't work, you walk away

and pretend like you never saw them before.

Think!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

[popping]

Thinking is painful!

Wumbology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade, SpongeBob!

[sobbing]

[crying]

What's the matter, buddy? You seem so sad.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you know what's sad?

This!

My hat is sad?

No, you have a special hat

which means you get to go to your special, happy working place

while I just stay... bored all day.

I want a special, happy working place too!

[crying]

First things first, Patrick.

What do you like to do?

Er...

[drooling]

[wind blowing]

Sand.

Oh, I gotta run, I have paddies to flip

but I sure hope you figure your problem out.

Think about it!

Think about it!

Think, Patrick!

Think!

Hmm.

Hmm.

[groaning]

[popping]

Thinking is painful!

Break time!

♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪

♪ Whose fleece was wide as Pickle fish lips ♪

- Sea weevil. - Sea weevil!

- Yorgy Sporgies! - Yorgy Sporgies!

At least I'm safe inside my mind.

At least I'm safe inside my mind.

[screaming]

Stop copying me!

There's no award for that!

Well I guess it's safe to go in now.

[gasping]

Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?

Until I have as many awards as you!

We'll see about that!

No we won't!

[music playing]

I'm the jump rope champion of Bikini Bottom!

Me too!

Oh, yeah?

I call this one the slice and dice!

Ha! Not a scratch on me!

[groaning]

Oh, no you don't'!

[groaning]

[banging]

Not much fun being me now, huh, Patrick?

[panting]

Are you kidding?

I used to do this way before I started copying you!

[squealing]

[laughing]

[crashing]

[growling]

My turn!

[crashing]

[panting]

I wish I had the old Patrick back but he just wants to be like me!

Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom

and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob!

What's so great about being a big, pink loser?

Exactly!

I was never closer to an award than the minute I started copying you!

- But, Patrick-- - Patrick's not here!

Trophy delivery!

Another trophy?

Oh, great!

What's it for this time?

For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else...

Patrick, this trophy's for you!

Yay!

[laughing]

So what are you gonna do now?

I'm gonna go protect my title!

[snoring]