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  • Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

  • If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinky up like this.

  • The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

  • There is no right or wrong when it comes to that stuff, SpongeBob.

  • There just either is or there isn't.

  • You got it set to M for Mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo!

  • Just do what I do when I have problems.

  • Scream!

  • Once there was an ugly barnacle.

  • He was so ugly that everyone died, The End.

  • You may be an open book, SpongeBob but I'm a bit more complicated than that.

  • The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!

  • [music playing]

  • Oh... East?

  • I thought you said Weast.

  • I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo.

  • We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

  • Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves

  • to solve our problems.

  • You always give a choking victim the Slimlick maneuver first

  • and if that doesn't work, you walk away

  • and pretend like you never saw them before.

  • Think!

  • Hmm.

  • Hmm.

  • Hmm.

  • [popping]

  • Thinking is painful!

  • Wumbology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade, SpongeBob!

  • [sobbing]

  • [crying]

  • What's the matter, buddy? You seem so sad.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Well, you know what's sad?

  • This!

  • My hat is sad?

  • No, you have a special hat

  • which means you get to go to your special, happy working place

  • while I just stay... bored all day.

  • I want a special, happy working place too!

  • [crying]

  • First things first, Patrick.

  • What do you like to do?

  • Er...

  • [drooling]

  • [wind blowing]

  • Sand.

  • Oh, I gotta run, I have paddies to flip

  • but I sure hope you figure your problem out.

  • Think about it!

  • Think about it!

  • Think, Patrick!

  • Think!

  • Hmm.

  • Hmm.

  • [groaning]

  • [popping]

  • Thinking is painful!

  • Break time!

  • Mary had a little lamb

  • Whose fleece was wide as Pickle fish lips

  • - Sea weevil. - Sea weevil!

  • - Yorgy Sporgies! - Yorgy Sporgies!

  • At least I'm safe inside my mind.

  • At least I'm safe inside my mind.

  • [screaming]

  • Stop copying me!

  • There's no award for that!

  • Well I guess it's safe to go in now.

  • [gasping]

  • Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?

  • Until I have as many awards as you!

  • We'll see about that!

  • No we won't!

  • [music playing]

  • I'm the jump rope champion of Bikini Bottom!

  • Me too!

  • Oh, yeah?

  • I call this one the slice and dice!

  • Ha! Not a scratch on me!

  • [groaning]

  • Oh, no you don't'!

  • [groaning]

  • [banging]

  • Not much fun being me now, huh, Patrick?

  • [panting]

  • Are you kidding?

  • I used to do this way before I started copying you!

  • [squealing]

  • [laughing]

  • [crashing]

  • [growling]

  • My turn!

  • [crashing]

  • [panting]

  • I wish I had the old Patrick back but he just wants to be like me!

  • Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

  • I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom

  • and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob!

  • What's so great about being a big, pink loser?

  • Exactly!

  • I was never closer to an award than the minute I started copying you!

  • - But, Patrick-- - Patrick's not here!

  • Trophy delivery!

  • Another trophy?

  • Oh, great!

  • What's it for this time?

  • For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else...

  • Patrick, this trophy's for you!

  • Yay!

  • [laughing]

  • So what are you gonna do now?

  • I'm gonna go protect my title!

  • [snoring]

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

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