flight 372 on SWA

The flight attendants on board, serving you today

Teresa in the middle, David in the back

My name is David and I'm here to tell you that

Shortly after take-off, first thing first

There're soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst

But if you wanna another kinda drink then just holler

Alcohol beverages will be $4

If a Monster Energy Drink is your plan

That'll be $3 then you get a whole can

We won't take your cash you gotta pay with plastic

If you have a coupon and that's fantastic

We know you're ready to get to new places

Open up the bin, put away your suitcases

Carry-on items go under the seat

In front of you so none of you have things by your feet

If you have a seat on a row with the exit

We're gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it

You gotta help us evacuate in case we need you

If you don't wanna, then we gonna reseat you

Before we leave, our advise is

Put away your electronic devices

Fasten your seat belt, then put your trays up

Press the button that make the seat back raise up

Sit back, relax, have a good time

It's almost time to go, so I'm done with the rhyme

Thank you for the fact that I wasn't ignored

This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!