One man will pay the price.

一個人將付出代價。

People everywhere stopped and stared at the big fat liar.

各地的人都停下腳步，盯著這個大胖金光黨。

Yes!

是的！

Why'd he have to steal my skateboard today?

他今天為什麼要偷我的滑板？

Nice wheels, Shepherd! [ Laughing ]

漂亮的車輪，牧羊人！[笑]

Freak!

怪胎！

Uh, sir? I think we just hit a kid.

呃，先生？我想我們剛剛打了一個孩子。

I'm on the phone!

我在打電話呢！

Sorry. Apparently we ran over a kid or something.

對不起，我們撞到了一個小孩顯然，我們跑了一個孩子或東西。

You all right there, buddy? Yeah.

你沒事吧，夥計？沒事兒

But you gotta help me out. I have to get to the community college in two minutes...

但你得幫我。我必須在兩分鐘內趕到社區學院... I have to get to the community college in two minutes...

or I'm gonna fail out of eighth grade. What's going on here?

否則我八年級就會掛科。這裡發生了什麼？

- I need a ride. - What, am I running a taxi service?

- 我需要搭車- 什麼，我是開計程車的嗎？

It's right down the road. You're lucky I don't sue you for whiplash.

它就在路上。你很幸運，我沒有告你頸椎病。

Actually... my neck does feel pretty stiff.

事實上... 我的脖子確實感覺很僵硬。

[ Groaning ]

[呻吟]

Get in the car.

上車吧

Watch the shoes! Watch the shoes!

小心鞋子！小心鞋子！

Man! If you only knew the kind of day I've had!

天啊！如果你知道我今天的情況就好了!

Yeah, it must be really, really tough to be 1 1 .

是啊，做11歲的人一定很辛苦吧？

I'm actually 1 4. Oh, my mistake.

我其實是14歲。哦，我的錯誤。

Jason Shepherd.

Jason Shepherd

Marty Wolf.

馬蒂-沃爾夫。

Famous Hollywood producer.

好萊塢著名製片人。

[ Scoffs ] I'm in town shooting my new picture.

[嘲笑]我在城裡拍攝我的新照片。

Oh, yeah, you're that guy.

哦，對，你就是那個人。

Dude, no offense, but you have made some stinkers in the last few years.

老兄，無意冒犯，但你在過去的幾年裡做了一些令人討厭的事情。

- Yeah, well, everyone has a dry spell, Ebert. - It's Jason.

- 是啊，每個人都有一個乾燥的咒語，伊伯特。- 我是傑森 It's Jason.

Trust me. All it takes is one hit to get you back on top.

相信我，只需一擊就能讓你重回巔峰只要一擊就能讓你回到巔峰。

Yeah, that's what I'm counting on with this story I'm handing in.

是啊，這就是我'交的這個故事的指望。

Oh, really? Why don't you tell me more about that?

哦，真的嗎？你為什麼不告訴我更多的資訊？

I tried to get out of it, but my teacher busted me.

我想脫身，但老師把我抓了。

What'd you go with, dog ate your homework?

你說什麼，狗吃了你的作業？

- No. Dad choked on a meatball. - [ Chuckling ] And you spent all night with him in the E.R.?

- 不，爸爸被肉丸子噎住了。爸爸被肉丸噎住了。- [笑著]和你花了一整夜 與他在急診室？

Yeah.

是啊。

Your teacher called the old man to confirm, you imitated his voice on the cell phone?

你老師給老人打電話確認，你在手機上模仿他的聲音？

Yeah, pretty much.

是啊，差不多吧。

All right, listen and learn, short stack. Here's where you went wrong.

好了，聽好了，學好了，短棧。這就是你出錯的地方。

You should've forged the doctor's note, made your dad your sister...

你應該偽造醫生的病歷，讓你爸爸成為你的妹妹... ...

and changed the meatball into a chicken wing.

並把肉丸改成了雞翅。

It's much easier to swallow if you G.M.D... which means ''Get my drift.''

如果你G.M.D.，這意味著''明白我的意思.''更容易吞下。

Wow. You're good.

哇，你真行你真行

No, no, no. I'm the best.

不，不，不。我是最棒的

- Here we are. - All right, God bless you,Jared.

- 我們到了- 好吧，上帝保佑你，賈裡德。

- It's Jason. - And it always will be.

- 我是傑森- 而且永遠都是

Keep practicing those lies,Jiminy.

繼續練習那些謊言，Jiminy

'Cause you can take it from me: The truth? It's overrated.

##39;因為你可以從我這裡得到它。真相？它被高估了。

Now get out!

現在滾出去！