This place looks pretty good; I... I guess I'll go check it out.

這地方看起來不錯，我去看看好了......

Hello.

哈囉。

Uh, I would like a job, please.

呃，我想要一份工作。

Uh, yeah, you actually need five years' experience for this position.

呃，你其實需要五年的經驗才能有這個職位。

But, it's... it says entry-level position on... on the advertisement.

但，它說，廣告說，這是基礎入門職位欸。

That's really only there so we don't have to pay you as much.

其實只是因為我們不想付你那麼多錢而已......

Oh, okay, that... that makes sense.

噢，好，有、有道理。

I mean, I probably couldn't work here forever, but, I guess I'll give it a go.

我的意思是，我可能不會永遠在這裡工作，但我可以試試看......

Hello.

哈囉。

Uh, I would like a job, please.

呃，我想要一份工作。

Uh, I... you're... you're actually overqualified for this position, sir.

呃，先生，其實你的資格對這份工作來說太好了。

But, it... it says entry-level position on... on the advertisement.

但，它說，廣告說，這是基礎入門職位欸。

Yeah, but we're really looking for someone more... enthusiastic.

對啊，不過我們其實在找更有......熱忱的人。

Oh, okay, that, that makes sense.

噢，好，有、有道理。

Alright, I guess I'll try somewhere right in the middle.

好吧，我試試看中間這家好了。

Hello.

哈囉。

Uh, I would like a job, please.

呃，我想要一份工作。

Uh, yeah, I... I'm afraid we've had over 100 applications from people far more qualified than you.

呃，抱歉，我們有超過一百個申請者比你更有資格欸。

How... how can they be more qualified? It says entry-level position on the advertisement.

他們怎麼可能更有資格啊，廣告上說是基礎入門職位欸。

They have other more redeeming qualities.

他們有其他更好的條件。

Oh, okay, that... that makes sense.

噢，好，有、有道理。

Well, I... guess I better get myself more qualified.

好吧，我猜我只能讓自己更有資格了。

Hello, uh, I would like a degree, please.

哈囉，呃，我想要一個學位。

Uh, alright, for sure.

呃，當然，沒問題。

Uh, I'll sign you up for the next four or five years, and, just so you know, each year is gonna be around $10,000 plus your textbooks.

我會幫你報名四到五年的課程，然後跟你說一下，每年大概要一萬美元，還要加上課本的錢。

Wait. How am I supposed to pay for that?

等等。我要怎麼負擔這筆錢？

Uh, I don't know; get a job?

呃，我也不知道，找個工作吧？