Name: Liar Liar (8/9) Movie CLIP - I'm Kicking My Ass! (1997) HD
Uploaded: 2013-04-01T05:30:26.000Z
Duration: 3 min 4 s

Your Honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break ?

法官大人，法庭是否願意給我一個短暫的浴室休息時間？

But l've heard that if you hold it, it can damage the prostate gland,

但我'聽說，如果你拿著它，會損害前列腺。

making it very difficult to get an erection !

Well, in that case, l better take a little break myself.

好吧，既然如此，我最好自己休息一下。

But you get back here immediately so we can finish this.

但你馬上回來，我們才能完成這個任務。

[ Bailiff ] l found him like this in the bathroom, Your Honor.

[法警]我發現他這樣在浴室，你的榮譽。

- Who did this ? - A madman, Your Honor !

- 誰幹的？- 一個瘋子，法官大人！

A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope !

一個絕望的傻瓜，在他可憐的繩子的盡頭！