before I was insane

在我發瘋前

I dated this disney guy

我與迪士尼男星約會，

Joe Jonas was his name

Joe Jonas 正是他的名字

But he broke up with me

但他跟我分手了，

Your just way to creepy!

他真的太可怕了，

Plus i found someone else

況且我已找到其他人選，

his name's Mickey

他就是叫米奇

So I wrote a song

所以我寫了一首歌

about this stupid ass

關於那個白痴

Then found this guy named John

然後發現了這小子叫John

but that was over fast

不過那很快就結束了

If you don't marry me

如果你不跟我結婚，

I will pull out your teeth!

我便會拔下你的牙

You're totally crazy!

你真的瘋了

No!

不!我們完了

Yes!

是!你等一會吧，

No!

不！

Yes!

是！

Maybe! Huahahah

可能吧！哈哈哈

He hit me with his guitar

他用吉他打我，

and he said that

然後說

we are through!

我們結束了

Just you wait until

你就等一等

I write a song about you!

直到我寫了一首關於你的歌

then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick

於是我又遇到了爛人Jake Gyllenhaal

and was obsessed right away

便立刻被迷倒了

You've sent me 1000 messages!

你寄來千個訊息給我！

Huahaha!

哈哈哈

And that's just from today!

而那是從今天開始

Oh, that's because I'm having your baby

而且是因為我懷了你的寶寶

What?

啥？

But you don't even put out

但你甚至不願意跟我上床

Stop questioning me, Jakie

別再問我了

Or I'll put you 6 feets underground!

要不然我會把你埋了

Woah! Woah!

哇哇！

Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!

瘋子瘋子瘋子！

Fine! Go!

好啦走吧！

It's good material!

那是個很好的題材

Next came Kennedy

積下來是甘迺迪

I think he was 15

我覺得他應該十五歲

I bought the house next door

我買了你隔壁的房子

to watch you constantly

可以好好監視你

And also to make sure

然後要確保

you never ever cheat!

你絕對不會劈腿

OMG, we are done, you are scary!

天啊，我們結束了，你超可怕

Harry was my last

Harry 是我的最後一任

the One Direction freak

那個One Direction的怪胎

I taped him to my wall

我把他黏在我牆上

so he can never leave

這樣他就不會離開了

Someone call the police

有人去報警吧

your insane we are through!

你瘋了我們玩完了

Your just like all the rest

你就像其他的人一樣

what did I do to you?

我對你做了什麼

So I used my stalker-app

所以我用了我的跟蹤狂app

To track down all off those pricks

來知道這些男人的行蹤

The next song I write

我下一首寫的歌

I'll use their blood as my ink!

我會用她們的血來當墨汁

Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in!

天殺的死定了！那個瘋子剛剛闖進來

AHH!

阿啊阿啊啊～～

What the hell is this?

這是啥鬼？

It's a support group for all the men

這是一個力挺男人的組織

You wrote song about, you bitch!

你寫了一個關於這個的歌，你這賤女人

What?

啥？

I have not written about Harry yet

我還沒有吧Harry寫進去

I am just planning ahead

我只是防患未然

Why are you even here anyway?

所以你到底為何會在這裡

To finish you all off with my pen!

因為我要用我的筆解決掉你們

NO!

不！

ARGH!

阿啊阿啊！

NO!

不！！

ARGH!

阿啊阿啊！

Devil! Devil! Devil!

惡魔惡魔惡魔！

Ow! Ow! It's true I'm the devil!

喔喔！對啊是真的我是惡魔！

Ok that's enough

好囉這樣夠了

You're right, she's nuts

你說對了他是瘋子

You are coming with us!

你可以跟我們一道來

Wait! What?

等等，啥？

Get off from me

別碰我

I'm not crazy!

我不是瘋子！

AHH!

啊！！

It worked!

他見效了！

This was all a trick

這全是陰謀

We knew you would come

我們就知道你會來

So we hired this doctor

所以我們請來了這位醫生

You're going to an insane asylum

你將要去精神病院

based on the behaviour I observed

根據我的觀察

AHH! AHH!

阿阿啊阿！阿啊阿啊！

Let me go you assholes!

讓我走！你們這些廢物

NO! NO!

不不不不！

Welcome to your new home

歡迎來到你的新家

Ho, Ho. So you're crazy too, huh?

呵呵，所以你也瘋了齁

WUAHH!

啥！