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  • -What's up, everybody? -Hey, everybody.

  • Do we have everybody on? -Yeah.

  • -Yeah. Hi. -All right. Great.

  • Let's get our virtual production meeting started.

  • Act one, obviously we'll have a monologue. Looking pretty good.

  • Oh, Scollins, though, I do not have your jokes yet.

  • -Wait. Really?

  • -Yeah, I'm looking now. I never got 'em.

  • -That's so weird. All right.

  • I'm going to resend them right now.

  • -All right. Thank you. -And...sent.

  • [ Mouse clicks ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What's wrong? James, did you forget to send your jokes, too?

  • -No, Mike, buddy, I think you clicked your share screen.

  • -I-I don't even know what that is,

  • so it was probably somebody else.

  • -We're seeing the home page for "Family Guy" porn.

  • -W-What? -You clicked "share screen,"

  • and now you're showing all of us "Family Guy" porn.

  • -[ Chuckles ]

  • -Um, I actu-- I actually think

  • that was Jermaine that clicked "share screen."

  • I -- It was actually probably Jermaine

  • that was watching "Family Guy" porn.

  • -I don't even watch "Family Guy" the show.

  • I like books about presidents and literally nothing else.

  • -Okay, well, Quagmire's actually pretty funny, so...

  • -Mike, just unshare your screen, please.

  • -Okay. Seth, I am trying.

  • I just don't even know how I did it in the first place.

  • Oh. Wait. No. I think I got it.

  • [ Mouse clicks ]

  • -Uh-huh. [ Laughter ]

  • -What?! -Did that do anything?

  • -No, you're still sharing your screen, except now

  • it's the Google search for "what do tampons do."

  • -NO! For the record, I knew.

  • I was just making sure that Google knew.

  • 'Cause, like, a lot of kids are being homeschooled now,

  • so, like, there's no nurses.

  • -Can you please just X that out?

  • -Jenny, I would absolutely love to.

  • I'm getting that, like, spinny circling wheel thing.

  • How do I get the paper-clip boy to help?

  • [ Message beeps ]

  • -Mike, does your mom think we're best friends?

  • -Of course not. It's an entirely different Jermaine.

  • Think you're the only Jermaine?

  • This is Jermaine Jackson from the Jackson 5.

  • He's pretty cool, actually. -Mike, I'm begging you to just

  • close your laptop while you figure this out.

  • -Uh, you know what? Hey, Seth,

  • if you're not talking, can you put yourself on mute?

  • -I am talking. I'm talking to you right now.

  • -Okay. You know what? I am just going to cover up

  • the camera until I figure this out. All right?

  • -That just stops us from seeing YOU.

  • It does nothing to stop sharing your screen.

  • [ Message beeps ]

  • -Yeah, it says "Jermaine from work."

  • -[ Laughs ] -I have two jobs, okay?

  • You're not the only Jermaine, okay?

  • I'm also in the Jackson 5.

  • You know what? I'm just going to reset the router, okay?

  • Hold on. It'll just take a second.

  • -All: Oh!

  • -It's really high up, so I got to really reach for -- Wait.

  • What -- What happened?

  • Did someone see a Dracula?

  • -No, you're completely naked from the waist down!

  • -It's a Zoom meeting! Isn't everybody?

  • -No! -No!

  • -Yes, but I know not to get up.

  • -I counted like four balls.

  • -Okay. Well, clearly you missed one, Reese.

  • All right? Grow up.

  • -Scollins, it's on the bottom of your screen

  • right in the center.

  • -No, the only thing there says "uncheck" -- Oh.

  • Okay. Okay. -Thank you.

  • -That was much easier than I thought it would be.

  • Um, Jermaine and I are really sorry about that.

  • -What? -You know what, Seth?

  • I am going to send you my jokes right now.

  • -Just don't bother, buddy. -Okay, good.

  • 'Cause I did not have time to write any.

  • -Because of "Family Guy" porn? -I was watching

  • "Family Guy" porn. -Yeah, okay.

-What's up, everybody? -Hey, everybody.

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