where we make some very questionable decisions

on Wish purchases.

Look, this has not gone well in the past,

probably not gonna go well today,

but let's spin the roulette wheel and see what we find.

Oh, that's so good!

It's like a 1/12 scale phone.

We should get this just for thumbnails.

Alicia: "I love it!

"Really small though."

(laughs)

- [Ken] If my Tinder had reviews.

- Ken!

Is that a naked tree?

That's a tree with (beep), that's weird.

Ooh, a racing wheel for $62.

- [Ken] Oh, that sounds like it could be okay.

- Refurbished though?

- [Ken] Yeah.

- For 62 bucks?

- [Ken] How much is the shipping, 'cause that's--

- Free shipping.

- [Ken] Oh, then that sounds good.

- Whoa, look at this!

Only one second, go from this to this.

That's a great Photoshop.

Oh, interesting, a 32 mil F1.6

manual aperture and everything lens for Sony E-Mount.

- [Ken] Let's get that.

- What is this?

It's a girl eating a microphone?

- [Ken] Is that Taylor Swift?

- Not all white people look alike, Ken,

although most white girls do look alike (clears throat).

I found a $56 MacBook.

- [Ken] Ohhh....

- Oh, you clickbait (beep).

It's an iPad keyboard.

- [Ken] (laughs) Now you know what it feels like

to be one of your viewers.

- Damn.

Yeah you make the thumbnails, you can't blame it on me.

Oh my god, do you want an intelligent voice

translating earphone with 28 languages?

I mean, we have to try this, this looks ridiculous.

- [Ken] Yeah, sure.

- Hmm, a 400 watt solar panel.

Do you think we are going to get 400 watts

out of a $50 solar panel on Wish?

- [Ken] Probably not.

- Should we try it?

- [Ken] Sure.

For 62 bucks, that just seems like it will be

a fun gag outside.

Ken, look the 2021 upgrade of the Beats.

We're in the future.

- [Ken] That's um, pretty sure that's illegal.

- Wait how is it refurbished if it's in 2021?

Okay, I'll buy it.

Do you want a Shure SM57?

- [Ken] That looks kind of official-like.

- We can try it, 27 bucks.

- [Ken] Yeah, no, do it.

- Okay, the 1600 DPI optical USB gaming mouse,

which actually looks really cool in the photo.

I mean sure it's terrible, but six bucks, why not?

All right, so with that I think we have

all the items we need for our Wishtery Tech Extravaganza.

Now I'll be back in like two months

when these things actually all show up.

Oh well hello, and welcome back my friends,

it is currently three months later

as for some bizarre reason Wish shipping was delayed.

However, we're back with my invisible mouse.

- [Matt] I gotta tell ya,

from over here it doesn't look very invisible.

- Can you see me, Matt?

Am I invisible yet?

- [Ken] It actually doesn't look that bad, though.

It sounds good.

- [Matt] It doesn't sound bad.

- It doesn't feel good,

it feels very hollow.

Let me actually plug it in and see what it's like to use.

Oh, I forgot it's RG (trails off).

B (laughs) it's just B.

- [Matt] Well no, it's got a little R in there.

- Look the problem is, is that the mouse,

because it has no like sort of rear anything,

the entire weight, mind you it's very light,

but the entire weight's on the front,

so as you go to move it,

it's almost kind of front heavy,

because there's literally nothing back here

besides just a little grip

to sort of keep your hand from falling over.

See, if I try to push this down,

the entire mouse is picked up,

but I mean it's pretty easy to be reasonably accurate.

Now I'm just using like a normal like wood surface here

which is not remotely smooth.

- [Matt] So, it's really pissing me off that they put

a single super bright spot on--

- Oh, you're right,

it's just right here,

it's not on this side.

So there's one LED in this entire side.

In fact, there's only one LED period.

Essentially, it's just reflecting through the plastic,

'cause look--

- [Ken] The laser.

- Yeah, and then the laser--

- [Ken] Yeah, the laser actually shines through the top.

- Wait,

I just realized that's not the laser,

that's not an extra light, that's just the laser

firing up or something right?

- [Ken] Yeah, that's not an LED.

- It's fine,

we paid almost nothing for this.

If you don't mind waiting several months

for it to show up, I'm pretty happy with this,

that's actually legitimately pretty cool.

I mean I don't know if I would recommend it,

but I definitely used much worse mice and some of those mice

were more expensive so...

Oh this stupid thing.

What is this?

Wait, that's it?

We don't have any pedals for it?

Ken, pedals are a very key important component here.

So this is what I am almost positive

is a used 458 Thrustmaster wheel.

- [Matt] A used Thrustmaster?

- [Ken] You don't want those used.

- It's clearly designed for an Xbox,

because you have the XYAB,

which you have your little mode selector switch.

I bet you guys should program that into F1 to, I don't know,

open up DRS or something, but I do have a racing set up

at home with a pretty nice wheel and pedal,

so I'm curious to see how this lines up.

What I don't have is a chair.

Hello there, Tiny Austin here,

I'm gonna say right now this is not the most seamless

smooth of experiences, mostly 'cause my pedals move,

and, uh, I'm making excuses.

- [Matt] I feel like you make excuses a lot

when you go to play a racing game.

You're like, "I'm so good at racing games."

- Okay, you know what, Matt?

- [Matt] And you always have an excuse--

- That's fine.

- [Matt] for why you're not good at it.

- Oh wait, I have a good excuse.

I don't know how the buttons work.

- [Matt] That's an okay excuse.

- Yeah, that's a pretty good one, right?

- [Matt] I'll give you that one.

- I don't think its working.

(buttons and pedals clicking)

- [Matt] So, there's a review on Amazon,

which I quote is, "A great wheel,

"but not for PC Master Race.

"This is a truly great product, and I love it,

"but it does not work on PC out of Xbox Play Anywhere

"racing games, even though it's USB.

"There is no way that I have found

"to trick a game into seeing it."

- Well that's unfortunate.

Oh, I caught it.

Ugh, so these are our Beats Studio Wireless,

and immediately I can tell they're incredibly

lightweight but also,

(plastic crinkling)

can you hear that plastic?

- [Ken] Very cheap shrink wrap.

- I don't think these are real slash legit.

Also, Beats Pure ANC, 22 hours beats that.

- [Ken] That's actually, why isn't Apple using that?

Beats that? That's a really good catchphrase.

Oh, I don't like the look of that.

Oh, what, what?

- Okay, so we have our slightly dirty Beats headphones.

I can tell you immediately these are not real,

'cause they weigh like half of what real Beats weigh.

Look at this, you see those little things

they printed on the side?

Oh yeah like real Beats have.

These feel--

- [Ken] Oh, I love the studio logo on the--

- Studio three!

Dude, these are such bad knock offs.

They're not refurbished.

If I can give anything to Beats by Dre,

it is they make very high quality feeling head phones,

and sure maybe that requires them to sneak a little bit

of extra metal for the feel.

I don't care, it still feels nice.

This feels like a toy, I will say I've worn these for,

I didn't even start playing music, I just paired them,

and my ears are already very uncomfortable.

They're not the right size for anything,

it just sits there and just squishes on your ear

so it's like, it's not like an on ear, it's not soft,

but it's like an over ear that's small,

so it just sits flat right on the edges of your ear.

- [Ken] Wait, wait, look at the window for a second.

Look, there's a light on the side of the Beats.

(comedic whimpering)

- It's like I'm listening to the ghost of music,

it's like there's this speaker

in the other room I'm listening to.

It's so harsh.

I'm not gonna lie, those might be,

try those, try those,

those might be the worst headphones I've ever listened to.

- Okay yeah these feel cheaper in person, I'll say.

Oh that's--

- Just prepare yourself, prepare yourself for this.

(soft hip-hop music)

(laughs) That's bad, that's bad.

- Okay if (sighs).

- That's bad!

- It's not--

- Bad!

- Horrible.

- Bad, B-A-D-D.

- [Ken] It's like a slight step above horrible.

- No, no.

- [Ken] It's like a centimeter above horrible.

- No.

- [Ken] It could be worse.

- I challenge you,

I shouldn't say this on camera,

but I'm gonna say it anyway, challenge you to find me

a worse pair of headphones for next Mystery Tech.

I bet you can't do it.

- [Ken] Oh, I mean I can, but are you sure?

- No, please don't do that, that's a terrible idea.

(loud plastic clattering)

That didn't work cause it came back toward me,

but we're just going to continue.

Look at that, I am catching everything today.

This is supposedly a pair, a single Shure SM57

Legendary Instrument Microphone.

Now if you're not a audio guy like Matt is,

then you'll probably not know that this is

a legitimately very very popular mic.

This is kind of the industry standard for a lot of people,

and for good reason.

Might not be the most expensive mic,

it might not be the best sounding mic,

but it is a very very popular mic that is used

in many popular places, so--

- [Ken] That was the most

surface level explanation of that--

- [Matt] Yeah.

- [Ken] That you could've drawn out of your hat.

- [Ken] This is a microphone, it records things,

it definitely picks up audio.