Hooman here back with another prank.

胡曼又來惡作劇了

For this video, I'm going to be a [an] Uber driver.

在這個視頻中，我將成為一個[一個]Uber司機。

My passengers think I'll be picking them up in a really old ugly and beat-up Toyota Prius.

我的乘客以為我會開著一輛又老又醜又破的豐田普銳斯去接他們。

But when I get there, I'll be surprising them with a brand-new Lamborghini Huracan, and let me tell you this baby is fast!!

但當我到了那裡，我會用一輛全新的蘭博基尼Huracan給他們一個驚喜，讓我告訴你，這個寶貝是快速的！！

All right guys, we are here in a neighborhood to pick up our next passenger - her name is Diana.

好了，夥計們，我們在這裡的一個街區來接我們的下一個乘客--她叫戴安娜。

Hey Diana, I'm right here, but I don't see you..

嘿，戴安娜，我在這裡，但我沒有看到你... ...

It's supposed to be a black Prius.

這應該是一輛黑色的普銳斯。

Yeah, I just actually bought this car this morning. I upgraded.

是啊，我今天早上才真正買了這輛車。我升級了。

I mean if you want a Prius, I can just leave and I can get you a Prius if you want.

我的意思是，如果你想要一輛普銳斯，我可以直接離開，如果你想要的話，我可以給你一輛普銳斯。

Ummm.. I like it, yeah, it's nice!

我喜歡，是的，很好!

Do you wanna get in?

你想進去嗎？

Let's go!

我們走吧！

Okay!

好吧！

Ready to go?

準備好了？

Yeah, I'm ready.

是的，我已經準備好了。

Seatbelt on?

安全帶繫好了？

Hey Terio, what's up buddy?

嘿，Terio，怎麼了，夥計？

Did you order Uber?

你叫了Uber嗎？

Get in my man, what up, what up, what up?

上我的人，怎麼了，怎麼了，怎麼了？

I never thought I was gonna get in a Lambo.

我從沒想過我會坐上蘭博。

You good?

你還好嗎？

All right man, yeah, I had a black Prius this morning but.. do you want me to hold it for you?

好吧，夥計，是的，我有一個黑色的普銳斯今天早上，但... ... 你要我拿著它給你？

Yeah, do you mind holding my drink?

是啊，你介意拿著我的飲料嗎？

Yeah man, I don't mind at all. All right.

是啊，夥計，我不介意的。好吧，我知道了

Hey, is it Sylvia?

嘿，是西爾維婭嗎？

It's your Uber driver, let's go!

是你的Uber司機，我們走吧!

Put your seatbelt on.

繫上安全帶

See, most Uber drivers will give you like water and candy... I just pull up in a Lamborghini.

你看，大多數Uber司機會給你像水和糖果... ...我只是拉在蘭博基尼。

All right, where, where we going?

好吧，我們去哪裡？

Do you want chicken?

你要吃雞嗎？

I'm good, actually you know what, can I get a bite of that?

我很好，其實你知道嗎，我可以吃一口嗎？

I'll take a bite.

我吃一口。

There you go.

這就對了

Empty street!

空蕩蕩的街道！

I'm gonna slow down right here, okay, we got an empty street ahead: should I go fast and fun or slow and safe

我在這裡放慢速度，好吧，我們前面有一條空街：我是該開快活的還是開慢點安全的？

Fast!

差一點！

There is [are] so many cops in LA it is ridiculous, every street you go down, there's a cop.

有[是]這麼多的警察在洛杉磯，這是荒謬的，每一個街道，你去了，有一個警察。

Hey, hey, hey, you have me with you.

嘿，嘿，嘿，你有我和你。

Did you just interrupt me by yelling, hey?

你剛才是不是大喊大叫打斷了我，哎？

Excuse me?

你說什麼？

Listen, you have me with you.

聽著，你有我和你一起。

You know how many tickets I got out of?

你知道我出了多少張票嗎？

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Okay, if we have pulled over right now and cops about to give me a ticket, what would you do?

好吧，如果我們現在靠邊停車，警察要給我開罰單，你會怎麼做？

I got you! I got you!

我抓到你了！我抓到你了！

Will you go like, "hello officer"?

你會說 "你好，警官 "嗎？

I'm just gonna go oops, my tops are off, sorry!

我就去哎呀，我的上衣脫了，對不起!

Distraction!

分心！

All right Silvia, we have two options for this ride.

好吧，西爾維婭，我們有兩個選擇。

Go slow or go fast, pick one!

慢點還是快點，選一個吧!

Can you go fast?

你能走得快嗎？

Wooo!

嗚！

You like that?

你喜歡這樣嗎？

Hell yeah!

好啊！

Hey Lauren, Lauren?

嘿，勞倫，勞倫？

It's your Uber driver, Hooman.

是你的Uber司機 胡曼 It's your Uber driver, Hooman.

Did you order Uber?

你叫了Uber嗎？

You ordered Uber, right?

你叫了Uber，對吧？

Yeah, I'm your driver let's go!

是啊，我是你的司機，我們走吧！

-You're my driver? -I am your driver.

-你是我的司機？-我是你的司機

What is this, my birthday?

這是什麼，我的生日？

You know what? It's a special day for you.

你知道嗎？今天對你來說是個特別的日子。

It is my birthday really.

今天是我的生日，真的。

Oh my gosh, this is awesome.

哦，我的天哪，這是真棒。

This is the best Uber ever.

這是有史以來最好的Uber。

You good?

你還好嗎？

What is this?

這是什麼？

Kool aid. Kool aid?

酷愛。Kool aid?

-I'm ready. -All right, countdown. -3,2,1!

-我準備好了-好了，倒計時-3,2,1!

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Okay, I'm done, I'm done.

好吧，我做了，我做了。

Terio, do you want me to go fast or slow?

泰瑞歐，你要我快還是慢？

Very fast.

非常快。

-Do you wanna go very fast? -Mm-hmm

-你想走得很快嗎？-嗯哼

Are you sure you can handle it? Yeah?

你確定你能處理好嗎？能嗎？

You good buddy?

你是好兄弟嗎？

-3 2 1. -Go!

-三二一，走！

All right, here we go. Where should I drop you off? Is here cool?

好吧，在這裡，我們去。我應該在哪裡讓你下車？這裡很酷嗎？

Uh, yeah, this here is good.

嗯，是的，這裡是很好的。

Do I get that five-star rating?

我有那個五星評級嗎？

Oh ten stars, and guess what?

哦，十顆星，你猜怎麼著？

I will seriously always use Uber from now on.

從現在開始，我將認真地一直使用Uber。

Never lift ever.

永遠不要舉起永遠。

-Thank you. -You're welcome. -I had so much fun.

-謝謝你-不客氣.-我玩得很開心

See you later.

回頭見

Bye!

再見！

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本視頻由iFunny贊助，iFunny是最有趣和最好的備忘錄應用程序之一，擁有超過1000萬用戶的社區。

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iFunny團隊為用戶找到並提供最有趣的圖片視頻和GIF，供用戶觀看和欣賞。

The app is super addicting.

這個應用超級上癮。

You can follow and subscribe to your favorite top meme creators, chat with your friends, and of course, share the content with your friends.

你可以關注和訂閱你喜歡的頂級備忘錄創作者，與你的朋友哈拉，當然，也可以與你的朋友分享內容。

Click on my face to subscribe to my YouTube channel so you don't miss next week's funny prank video and click down here, where you can grab some merch and join the savage family.

點擊我的臉訂閱我的YouTube頻道，這樣你就不會錯過下週的搞笑惡作劇視頻，點擊這裡，你可以搶購一些商品，加入野蠻人的大家庭。

I'll see you guys next week with a brand-new prank. Later.

下週我會帶著全新的惡作劇來看你們。回頭見