Look at that.

Hello everyone, I'm director Sam Hargrave

and I'm Chris Hemsworth I play Tyler Rake.

Today I'm gonna take everyday objects

and I'm gonna show you how Tyler Rake would use them

to keep himself safe.

It's a towel from Malaysia.

Good morning!

Go Rake, how would you use that?

Well...

I'm attacking you like this

If you...

I would just be like

That, or I'd choke you around the

around here.

So many ways.

Do some of this.

Tell you how I win, I just make you eat this.

I feed that to you on your toast, unbeknownst to you

you die of dehydration.

That's pretty good.

I rub this in your eyes, it's so salty.

And you can't see. And then I'd

beat you over the head with this glass.

Yep.

Look out.

Ah, nunchucks!

Oh my gosh!

Not only would that work to whack you over the head with

but it would sound really cool!

I'm gonna punch a hole in the back of it.

Yeah.

and then use it as a shield

and you're gonna nunchuck me and try to fight me.

It says...

Chris Hemsworth in Korean.

Sam, take it away. How would you?

Ah, you just did it!

You just won the fight.

You know what I'd do, I'd take this little bit of metal

rub it on the concrete, like this.

Get the end sharp so it's like a razor blade

and then just come up behind you

I would love to see this happen.

Look at that.

Frisbee.

Frisbee, yep. Right in the eye.

A little slap, slap, slap.

Now if you rip these pieces off

I could wrap it around your neck and choke you.

You could, yeah.

Ah, look at that!

Teddy.

See, this is not for fighting

No!

when I've won the fight I'd bring you this in the hospital.

“Sorry!”

To avoid a fight, give a gift.

Immediately pacified by seeing this.

Oh yeah, this is good.

You could put a wall up on that one, couldn't you? Yeah, you totally could.

After I kill you, wrap you up in that

bury you, or

put that over the top of the hole and be like

“Come fight me over here.”

You know what's inside the bottom? Is all those little

Spikes.

Yeah, little punji sticks.

Little knives and then you fall straight in there.

Or I might just hold it up like this and say, “Guess what's behind the rug?

My fist.”

Tickle you to death.

Yeah.

It's a little bit of slapping, I don't know. It's not much strength to it.

Oh, you could poke someone in the eye.

You sure could, that is

that's sturdy, here.

That's good. Not my eye.

There you go, okay good.

Yep, right in the neck.

You can make two. You break it in half and then you get two sharp ends.

Yeah, two sharp ends.

Or just go down your throat, pull out your stomach

rip it out, chuck it over there.

Effective.

Toss it on the barbie and eat it right in front of you.

Wine! Comes in a plastic bag.

Oh, it's heavy! You know, I could drop it on your toe

and then you drop down to my height and I slap ya.

Or, pour the red wine over myself

be like, "No, don't hurt me, I'm already dying!"

Oh! I thought it was blood.

Tricked ya!

Here's a tip: you're out one night, you're drinking this with your mates.

Bit tired? No worries, you got yourself a pillow.

It's a little mustache comb.

How about that?

I think you could

if you get it in the right spot

that is pretty sharp.

In the eye, definitely.

In the eye, that would cause some pain.

We share a mustache comb, look at that.

I don't know about this one.

Unless it was like, "Look over here!"

And then mid-fight just kinda cool yourself down

lower your heart rate

get back in there.

Yeah, so it helps you recover.

Aw, that's how I feel about you. It's a heart.

Little mini Thor hammers.

What about lining them up like that, and then I'll just like

slam your head onto that.

Right in the eye!

See we're not fighting. We're just like, playing games together.

You know?

That's how most fights start.

What do we do with this?

Definitely poke in the eye.

Or

Club.

avoid a fight. Be like, "Listen.

Let's sort this over a baguette.”

Half for you, half for me.

Yeah, and off we go.

Oh! No carbs on Wednesdays.