- Do dogs do drag?

小狗也會變裝嗎？

I mean they can.

我是說牠們可以。

You can dress a dog up in a dress

妳可以幫狗穿上裙子

and take him onstage with you.

然後帶牠一起上台。

(lilting music)

(旋律輕快的歌)

Hi, how are you?

嗨，妳好嗎？

- I'm great.

我很好。

- What's your name?

妳叫什麼名字？

- Crystal.

Crystal。

- I'm Isabella.

我是 Isabella。

- Nice to meet you, Isabella.

很高興見到你 Isabella。

- Nice to meet you too.

我也很高興見到妳。

What's your name?

妳叫什麼名字？

- Kristen.

Kristen。

- Nice to meet you, I'm Isabella.

很高興見到妳，我是 Isabella。

What do you think of my outfit?

妳覺得我今天的穿著如何？

- Good.

很好。

- Do you like pink?

妳喜歡粉色嗎？

- Yeah, that's my favorite color.

喜歡，那是我最喜歡的顏色。

- Mine too!

也是我最喜歡的顏色！

- What's your job?

你做什麼工作？

- I do drag for a living.

我的工作是變裝皇后。

- Are you on stage?

你在舞台上嗎？

- I am, yeah, I perform on stage.

我是啊，我在舞台上表演。

And I sing songs and tell stories and tell jokes.

我會唱歌還會說故事和講笑話。

- I was just gonna say about singing.

我正要說是不是唱歌。

- [Isabella] You were?

[Isabella] 是嗎？

Do you like to sing?

妳喜歡唱歌嗎？

- Yeah.

喜歡。

- [Isabella] What do you like to sing?

[Isabella] 妳喜歡唱什麼歌？

- I like to sing Moana.

我喜歡唱 Moana。

- Do you like to sing, Crystal?

Crystal，妳喜歡唱歌嗎？

- Yes.

喜歡。

- Yeah, what do you like to sing?

是嗎？那妳喜歡唱什麼呢？

♪ And the stupid magazines, want me to change ♪

♪ And the stupid magazines, want me to change ♪

♪ my everything. ♪

♪ my everything. ♪

♪ They don't even matter. ♪

♪ They don't even matter. ♪

♪ They're not taking my power. ♪

♪ They're not taking my power. ♪

(crew clapping) - Good job!

(工作人員鼓掌) 唱得真好！

You're a great singer.

妳是一個很棒的歌手。

- Do you wear different clothes instead of this every show?

你是不是每場表演都穿不同的衣服而不只是這一件？

- I do, I have lots of different drag clothes.

是的，我有很多不同的變裝服飾。

- Like blue green, green, and yellow, and every color.

像是藍色、綠色、黃色和各種顏色。

- I wear every color of the whole rainbow.

我穿彩虹上有的每一種顏色。

- Purple?

紫色？

- Uh huh.

也有。

- How many performances have you been in?

妳參加過幾次表演？

- Oh man, I don't even know, I've been doing drag

噢老天，我也不知道，我做變裝皇后

for nine years, and all sorts of things.

已經九年，還有很多其他的。

- Isabella, do they laugh sometimes?

Isabella，他們有時候會笑嗎？

- The audience?

觀眾？

- Mm-hmm.

嗯哼。

- Yeah the audience laughs all the time, that's the job.

會啊，觀眾很常在笑，這是我的工作。

- Are your eyelashes real or fake?

你的睫毛是真的還是假的？

- Oh, they're definitely fake.

喔，它們絕對是假的。

I glued them onto my eye.

我把它們用膠水黏在眼睛上。

- Ugh, glued?

呃，黏的？

- [Isabella] Yeah.

[Isabella] 是啊。

- What about the gems over there?

那麼在那裡的寶石呢？

- I glued those on too.

那些也是黏上去的。

- What about lipstick?

那唇膏呢？

- The lipstick I just painted on.

唇膏是擦上去的。

- Paint?

擦？

- Yeah and then I tapped glitter into it.

是啊然後我將亮片撲在上面。

- Glitter?

亮片？

- [Isabella] Yeah glitter! (laughs)

[Isabella] 對啊亮片！(笑)

- What's under your wig?

你假髮下的是什麼？

- Oh my real hair's under my wig.

噢我的真髮在假髮下面。

And my real hair is like shaved short on the sides

我的真髮是兩側剪得很短

and then it's kinda long on top

上面比較長

and it's dyed blue. - I think I kind of see.

而且染成藍色。我想我可以看到。

- You can kind of see it right there?

妳可以從那裡看到一點點嗎？

- Yeah.

對。

- Just a little bit?

只是一點點？

What do you think, do you like it though?

妳覺得怎麼樣，妳喜歡嗎？

- Yeah.

喜歡。

- Would you wanna wear a wig sometime?

妳以後會想戴假髮嗎？

- I tried one before. - No.

我曾經戴過一次。真的嗎。

- [Isabella] You've worn a wig before?

[Isabella] 妳戴過假髮？

- Yeah. For Halloween. - What did it look like?

真的。在感恩節的時候。它是那一種的呢？

- It's straight down purple.

它是長直髮紫色的。

- Purple, I have a purple wig.

紫色，我有一頂紫色假髮。

- Isabella, are you a girl?

Isabella，你是女生嗎？

- I'm not, I'm a boy.

我不是，我是男生。

What do you think about that?

妳覺得怎麼樣？

Do you think it's okay for a boy to wear clothes like this?

妳覺得男生可以穿像這樣的衣服嗎？

- Yeah, like girls.

可以，像女生一樣。

- Yeah, it's cool for a boy to wear girls' clothes?

是嗎，男生穿女生的衣服很酷嗎？

- Yeah.

是。

- Yeah.

是嗎。

Did you know that I was a boy?

妳一開始就知道我是男生嗎？

- Uh, no.

呃，不知道。

- [Isabella] You thought I was a girl?

[Isabella] 妳以為我是一個女生？

- Yes.

對。

- Yeah?

真的？

- I thought you was a boy.

我知道你是一個男生。

- [Isabella] How come?

[Isabella] 妳怎麼知道？

- Cause of the voice.

因為聲音。

- [Isabella] Cause of my voice? Cause I have a deep voice?

[Isabella] 因為我的聲音？因為我有低沉的聲音嗎？

- Yeah, like a boy.

是的，像一個男生。

- [Isabella] Yeah.

[Isabella] 對。

- Do you always dress up as a girl?

你總是穿的像一個女生？

- Not always, only when I'm performing.

也不是總是這樣穿，只有在表演的時候。

I usually live most of my life in jeans, and a t-shirt,

我一生大部分的時間都穿牛仔褲和 T 恤

and a backwards ball cap.

然後將棒球帽反戴。

- That's really cool.

那很酷。

So you're gay?

所以你是同性戀嗎？

- I am.

我是。

Good question! (laughs)

問得好！(笑)

- Did you curl your eyelashes?

你有燙你的睫毛嗎？

- I did. I used an eyelash curler.

我有。我用一個燙睫毛器。

But your previous question, I am gay.

不過妳之前的問題，我是同性戀。

I came out of the closet when I was 21 years old.

我在 21 歲的時候出櫃。

- What's coming out of a closet mean?

出櫃的意思是什麼？

- Coming out of the closet means when you tell everybody

出櫃就是當你告訴所有的人

that you're gay.

你是同性戀。

It's something that gay people have to do.

這是同性戀者必須做的事。

- We can also do that we can go out and

我們也可以這樣做，我們可以在人們開門的時候

when people open the door we can surprise them.

出去，我們可以給他們驚喜。

- Yeah.

沒錯。

It can be kinda like a surprise.

它可以像是一個驚喜。

- That's what I thought about coming out of the closet.

那就是我對於出櫃的想法。

- Yeah, just jump out of that closet as a surprise.

對啊，就從櫃子裡跳出來像一個驚喜一樣。

- Yeah, I like freaking her out.

對，我喜歡嚇她。

- Do you have friends?

你有朋友嗎？

- I do have friends.

我有朋友。

- How many?

幾個？

- Oh I don't even know I have a lot of friends.

哦我不知道，我有很多朋友。

I know a lot of people. - Do you have one hundred?

我認識很多人。你有一百個朋友嗎？

- Probably.

可能有。

- Two thousand?

兩百個？

- Probably.

可能有。

(Kristen gasps)

(Kristen 喘氣)

- If you weren't doing drag what would you be doing?

如果你不做變裝皇后你會做什麼？

- Well I have a Master's degree in chemistry.

我有化學的碩士學位。

And I used to be a chemist for a skincare company,

而且我以前是一家皮膚保養品公司裡的化學家

so I'd probably still be working in a chemistry lab.

所以我或許還是會在化學實驗室裡工作。

- You wanted to be a scientist?

你以前想要成為一個科學家嗎？

- I went to school for science and I thought

我為了科學去學校上課，我以為

I wanted to be a scientist, and then

我想要成為科學家，之後

I figured out that I wanted to be a drag queen.

才知道我想要做的是變裝皇后。

- Isabella?

Isabella？

- [Isabella] Yeah?

[Isabella] 怎麼了？

- Do you have a show today?

你今天有表演嗎？

- I don't have a show after this today,

今天在這個訪問後我沒有表演

but I have a rehearsal for a show, so I have to go practice.

不過我必須要為了一個表演做彩排，所以我必須去練習。

- Okay.

哦。

- [Isabella] Yeah.

[Isabella] 是的。

- What would my drag name be?

我的變裝皇后藝名會是什麼？

- A good drag name for you would be...

給妳一個好的變裝皇后藝名，會是...

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Sparkle Pony.

女士先生們，我們為您獻上亮晶晶小馬。

(Crystal laughing) (crew clapping)

(Cristal 笑聲) (工作人員鼓掌)

Give a pose. - What would be my name?

擺個姿勢吧。那我的藝名會是什麼？

- Now we gotta figure out your name.

我們現在必須幫妳想個名字。

The one and only, Little Sparkle Cute Pie.

獨一無二的，迷你閃亮亮甜心派。

- (laughing) Yeah!

(笑聲) 耶！

- And Isabella Extynn.

還有 Isabella Extynn。

(crew laughing)

(工作人員鼓掌)

- It was good to meet you.

很高興見到你。

- Bye Isabella. - Bye Isabella.

再見 Isabella。再見 Isabella。

- So good to meet you.

能見到妳們真好。

- Really tall.

真高。

- Yeah?

是嗎？

- 11

11

- 11?

11？

- Uh huh.

嗯哼。

- Wow you are really tall. - I am really tall, huh.

哇你真的好高。我是很高沒錯。

- [Kristen] My dad might be that size.

[Kriten] 我的爸爸可能和你一樣高。

- You think your dad's this tall?

你覺得你爸爸有這麼高嗎？

- [Kristen] Uh huh.

[Kristen] 嗯哼。

- Is your dad this tall?

妳的爸爸高嗎？

- I don't know.

我不知道。

- You don't know?

妳不知道？

- I'm half your size.

我只有你的一半。

- Yeah.

是的。

- Bye. - Bye.

拜。拜。

- See you. It was good to meet you guys.

再見。很高興和妳們見面。