Name: 【TED】我有一大堆問題...腦麻只是其一 Maysoon Zayid: I got 99 problems... palsy is just one
Uploaded: 2014-04-09T10:51:48.000Z
Duration: 14 min 14 s

suffocating poor little me in the process.

It's exhausting. I'm like Shakira, Shakira

It's not a birth defect. You can't catch it.

No one put a curse on my mother's uterus,

and I didn't get it because my parents are first cousins,

like what happened to me on my birth day.

Now, I must warn you, I'm not inspirational,

不過我一點也不想變得"啟發人心"

you're driving around in circles looking for parking,

然後你心想：“天啊，我能否變成

I got 99 problems, and palsy is just one.

I'm Palestinian, Muslim, I'm female, I'm disabled,

我巴勒斯坦人、穆斯林、女性、身障

If you don't feel better about yourself, maybe you should.

若你之前自我感覺不良好，也許你應該更喜歡自己一些

Cliffside Park, New Jersey is my hometown.

我來自紐澤西州的克里夫賽德帕克

I also love the fact that if I wanted to walk

but my parents didn't believe in "can't."

“你做得到，你能化不可能為可能”

So, if my three older sisters were mopping,

所以我三個姊姊要幫忙拖地的話

If my three older sisters went to public school,

Another tactic that he used is he would dangle

a dollar bill in front of me and have me chase it.

My inner stripper was very strong, and by --

Yeah. No, by the first day of kindergarten,

Growing up, there were only six Arabs in my town,

成長過程中我家附近只有6個阿拉伯人

and they are still all my family. (Laughter)

I don't think anyone even noticed we weren't Italian.

街坊鄰居大概以為我們來自義大利

This was before 9/11 and before politicians

當然這都是在“九一一”恐怖攻擊前的往事

thought it was appropriate to use "I hate Moslems"

that I would starve to death during Ramadan.

I would explain to them that I have enough fat

so fasting from sunrise to sunset is a piece of cake.

Yeah, on Broadway. It's crazy. (Applause)

My parents couldn't afford physical therapy,

and we are really concerned with being chic,

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