TRACY: Hey.

嘿。

Where were you?

你去哪了？

STEVE: Swim class.

游泳課。

TRACY: Oh, that was like, a couple hours ago.

哦，那是幾個小時前的事了。

STEVE: Yeah.

是的

But, you know, there's uh, traffic, and it's nuts.

但是，你知道，有'呃，交通，它的堅果。

TRACY: Oh.

哦。

STEVE: And he's really fussy, so I'm gonna put him down.

他真的很挑剔，所以我要把他放下。

TRACY: Oh, no, I'll put him down.

哦，不，我把他放下。

I miss him.

我很想他

STEVE: Oh, it's OK.

哦，沒關係。

I got him.

我抓到他了

TRACY: So fussy.

這麼挑剔。

No, I got it.

不，我知道了。

Come on, bubby.

來吧，Bubby。

Come on.

來吧。

STEVE: All right.

好吧

OK.

好的

TRACY: Hey, Steve?

嘿，史蒂夫？

STEVE: Yeah?

是嗎？

TRACY: This reeks like cigarettes.

這有股香菸的味道。

STEVE: Huh?

咦？

What smells like cigarettes?

什麼東西有煙味？

TRACY: This jacket.

這件夾克。

Smell it.

聞聞看

STEVE: What do you mean?

你什麼意思？

TRACY: It like, reeks like cigarettes.

就像，有股香菸的味道。

Like, ugh.

喜歡，唉。

STEVE: He's smoking.

他在抽菸。

This is unbelievable.

這是不可思議的。

TRACY: What it is?

這是什麼？

STEVE: Oh.

哦。

Classic laundry mishap.

經典的洗衣事故。

TRACY: Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

This looks just like him.

這看起來就像他。

STEVE: Calm and [INAUDIBLE].

冷靜和[INAUDIBLE]。

TRACY: No, this is definitely not my thong.

不，這絕對不是我的丁字褲。

Oh, god, it's-- it is wet.

哦，上帝，它's -- 它是溼的。

STEVE: What?

什麼？

TRACY: It's wet.

它是溼的。

What is that?

那是什麼？

STEVE: It's more moist than it is wet.

它的溼潤度比它的溼潤度更高。

TRACY: What is this?

這是什麼？

Where did you get this?

你從哪弄來的？

STEVE: OK, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

Fine.

好吧

You ruined the surprise.

你毀了這個驚喜。

Surprise.

驚喜吧

TRACY: What is it?

這是什麼？

STEVE: I got you a child who goes pee pee in the potty.

我給你找了個孩子，他在便池裡撒尿。

Our son took his first pee pee on the potty.

我們的兒子第一次在便盆上尿尿。

He did it.

他做到了

TRACY: Yay?

耶？

STEVE: Yeah.

是的

TRACY: What?

什麼？

How?

怎麼說？

I don't understand.

我不明白。

Explain to m that has--

解釋給m聽，有 --

STEVE: He took a pee pee on the potty, and the potty

他在馬桶上撒了一泡尿，然後馬桶就...

happened to be inside of a strip club.

碰巧在一家脫衣舞俱樂部裡面。

TRACY: I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

I'm sorry, what?

對不起，什麼？

Did you just say a strip club?

你剛才說的是脫衣舞俱樂部嗎？

STEVE: Whoa, lower your voice.

哇，小聲點

Our son is in REM sleep.

我們的兒子在REM睡眠中。

The developmental--

發展的...

TRACY: You took our kid to a strip club today?

你今天帶我們的孩子去了脫衣舞俱樂部？

STEVE: Not--

不是...

TRACY: A smoke filled--

煙霧瀰漫...

STEVE: Technically speaking, OK, yes, we

從技術上講，好的，是的，我們。

went to a strip club.

去了一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

TRACY: OK?

好嗎？

STEVE: We were looking for a bathroom.

我們在找一個衛生間。

Da da, da da, potty, potty.

噠噠，噠噠，便便，便便。

And I saw, it a lot of glare, and I

我看到了，它有很多的強光，我

saw an unmarked building.

看到了一棟沒有標誌的建築。

TRACY: Right.

對。

STEVE: I thought it might have been a house of worship.

我想這可能是一個禮拜堂。

TRACY: But it was a strip club.

但那是一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

STEVE: It happened to be a strip club, yes.

碰巧是一家脫衣舞俱樂部，是的。

TRACY: OK.

好的。

STEVE: It happened to be a strip club.

恰好是一家脫衣舞俱樂部。

TRACY: OK, good.

好，很好。

So you went in, went to the bathroom, you left?

所以你進去了，去了洗手間，然後就離開了？

STEVE: We went inside, we went to the bathroom, we walked

我們進去了，我們去了洗手間，我們走了進去。

out, got a lapdance, and we walked out.

出來，跳了一圈舞，我們就走了出來。

We left.

我們離開了。

TRACY: OK, what did--

好吧，什麼...

Did you just say--

你剛才說...

You just got a lapdance?

你剛剛跳了個大腿舞？

STEVE: Yes, we got a lapdance.

是的，我們得到了一個大腿舞。

TRACY: You got a lapdance?

你要跳豔舞嗎？

STEVE: You don't know what happened.

你不知道發生了什麼。

They're very intimidating at these places.

他們'在這些地方很嚇人。

A gigantic black guy came over, looked me

一個巨大的黑人走過來，看了看我。

right in the face.

就在臉上。

TRACY: Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

And he put a gun to your head?

他用槍指著你的頭？

STEVE: He said, hey man!

他說，嘿，夥計！

Y'all gonna get a lapdance.

Y'都會得到一個圈舞。

TRACY: Really?

真的嗎？

STEVE: Yeah.

是的

TRACY: Yeah.

是的。

STEVE: Even the boy.

即使是那個男孩。

TRACY: Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

He just, just like that?

他就這樣，就這樣？

STEVE: Yes.

是的，我知道

TRACY: He told you you're going to get a lapdance.

他告訴你，你會得到一個大腿舞。

STEVE: Yes.

是的，我知道

I was frightened for, for my safety, and for Jack's.

我很害怕，為了我的安全，也為了傑克'的安全。

TRACY: So you're telling my baby got a lapdance at a

所以你是說我的孩子在舞廳跳了一圈舞？

dirty, filthy strip club, just covered in smoke?

骯髒的，骯髒的脫衣舞俱樂部， 只是覆蓋在煙霧中？

STEVE: I don't know.

我不知道。

I didn't see him.

我沒有看到他。

He was in a separate room.

他在一個單獨的房間裡。

TRACY: In a separate room?

在一個單獨的房間裡？

STEVE: Shh.

噓

TRACY: You've got to be kidding me.

你一定是在跟我開玩笑。

STEVE: You can't do it at the same time, babe.

你不能同時做，寶貝。

You can't make eye contact.

你不能用眼神交流。

There's a very weird thing with boners.

有一個非常奇怪的事情與boners。

TRACY: I--

我...

STEVE: And for the record.

鄭重聲明

TRACY: Yeah?

是嗎？

She had nice tits.

她的奶子很好。

TRACY: Oh, OK.

哦，好的。

STEVE: But her ass was zitty.

但她的屁股是zitty。

Your ass has got way better complexion.

你的屁股已經得到了更好的膚色。

TRACY: Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Thank you so much, Steve.

非常感謝你，史蒂夫。

That's go great.

那'的去大。

That makes me--

這讓我...

STEVE: God, you're making a mountain out of a thong.

天啊，你這是在用丁字褲堆山啊。

You are.

你是。

TRACY: Yeah, no, really?

是啊，不，真的嗎？

But then, you bring my son Jack.

但是，你把我的兒子傑克。

It reeks like--

它的氣味就像...

No.

不知道

Move your foot.

移動你的腳。

Move your foot, Steve.

移動你的腳，史蒂夫。

STEVE: Why?

為什麼？

There's not underneath my foot.

在我的腳下沒有。

What food?

什麼食物？

STEVE: Steve.

史蒂夫

TRACY: Move the--

把...

I'm moving my foot.

我'在移動我的腳。

TRACY: This foot.

這隻腳。

Steve.

史蒂夫

STEVE: Oh, god.

哦，上帝。

TRACY: Destiny?

命運？

Really, Steve?

真的嗎，史蒂夫？

Destiny?

命運？

STEVE: I didn't--

我沒有...

TRACY: You got a stripper's phone number.

你有一個脫衣舞娘的電話號碼。

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

STEVE: I didn't get a stripper's phone number.

我沒有得到一個脫衣舞娘的電話號碼。

Have you been listening at all?

你有在聽嗎？

This thong was in his jacket.

這條丁字褲就在他的外套裡。

That phone number was in his jacket.

那個電話號碼在他的外套裡。

TRACY: Mm-hmm?

嗯？

STEVE: I think we see what the problem is here.

我想我們知道問題出在哪裡了。

TRACY: Yeah.

是的。

STEVE: You've been raising, like a young Tony Soprano.

你一直在養，就像一個年輕的託尼索波諾。

TRACY: And did he smoke a cigarette himself?

他自己也抽了煙嗎？

STEVE: No.

不知道

TRACY: Take him to Oprah, you now?

帶他去見奧普拉，你現在？

STEVE: Give me this.

把這個給我

I'm going to call this Destiny, and I'm going to tell

我把這叫做命運，我要告訴你。

her A, we have her thong in case she's looking for it.

她的A，我們有她的丁字褲，萬一她&#39；尋找它。

TRACY: Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

STEVE: And B, make sure she knows how inappropriate it is

B，確保她知道這樣做有多不合適

to give a phone number--

給一個電話號碼 --

TRACY: Yeah.

是的。

STEVE: To a young child.

給一個小孩子。

She, she should wait until at least he's 15 years old.

她，她應該至少等到他'15歲。

TRACY: Great, yeah.

太好了，是的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Why don't you do that?

你為什麼不這樣做？

You do that.

你來吧

You be busy with that.

你忙吧

STEVE: Fine.

好吧

TRACY: And I'll be taking him to swim class from now on.

而且從現在開始，我'會帶他去上游泳課。

OK?

好嗎？

TRACY: You sure you wanna do that?

你確定要這麼做？

STEVE: Yeah, I do.

是的，我有。

TRACY: You really think you're ready to get back into a

你真的認為你已經準備好回到一個人的世界了嗎？

bathing suit?

泳衣？

I shouldn't have said that.

我不應該這麼說。

Wish I could--

希望我可以...

TRACY: Just sleep out on the couch forever.

就永遠睡在沙發上。

STEVE: OK.

好的。

I like the way cold leather fells on my--

我喜歡冰冷的皮革在我的... ...

TRACY: Yeah.

是的。

Good.

很好啊

It, it's just unfair, you know?

它，它只是不公平，你知道嗎？

Because I don't know what's--

因為我不知道什麼... ...

STEVE: What did--

什麼...

What was the last thing you saw?

你最後看到的是什麼？

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