Name: Tim Minchin's Storm the Animated Movie
Uploaded: 2013-03-29T11:29:16.000Z
Duration: 10 min 39 s

All white walls, white carpet, white cat,

Rice paper partitions, Modern art and ambition.

主持人是個醫生，聰明的傢伙。

has his own practice,  His girlfriend's an actress

他有自己的實踐，他的女朋友是一個演員。

And they're always great fun so to dinner we've come.

而他們'總是很有趣，所以晚餐我們'來了。

The hosts have just thrown us together as a favour

主人剛剛把我們聚在一起，是為了幫我們的忙。

Cos this girl's just arrived from Australia

And she's the sister of someone or has some connection.

而她'是某人的妹妹，或者有某種聯繫。

As we make introductions I'm struck by her beauty,

當我們做自我介紹時，我'被她的美貌所震撼。

She's irrefutabley fair with dark eyes and dark hair,

她'的irrefutabley公平與黑眼睛和黑頭髮。

But as she sits I admit I'm a little bit wary

但當她坐著的時候，我承認我'有點警惕了。

Cos I notice the tip of the wing of a fairy

因為我注意到了仙女的翅膀的尖端。

tatooed on that popular area just above the derriere

我承認，一個鴿子洞開始形成了。

Conversation is initially bright and light-hearted

But it's not long before Storm gets started:

"You can't know anything, Knowledge is merely

opinion", She opines, over her Cabernet Sauvignon

意見"，她認為，在她的赤霞珠。

Vis-a-vis Some unhippily Empirical comment made by me.

Vis-a-vis 我提出的一些不切實際的經驗之談。

We're only on pre-dinner drinks and across the room

我們只在餐前飲品上和對面的房間裡

My wife widens her eyes, silently begs me,

妻子睜大了眼睛，默默地求我。

"Be nice" - A matrimonial warning Not worth ignoring,

"乖乖的"--婚姻警告 不值得忽視。

whether knowledge is so loose-weave of a morning

when deciding whether to leave her apartment

by the front door or the window on the second floor.

whilst avoiding all meat happily sits and eats

Holds court on some anachronistic aspect of medical history

對醫學史上的某些不合時宜的方面提出異議。

"When it tries to explain the nature of the soul."

我的女主人向我拋來一個眼神--------。

she, like my wife, knows there's a chance

她，像我的妻子，知道有'的機會

I'll be off on one of my rare but fun rants,

我'會在我難得的但有趣的咆哮中離開。

但我不會。我的嘴脣是密封的。

And although Storm is starting to get my goat,

Although it's becoming a bit of a wrestle

Because - like her meteorological namesake

因為--就像她在氣象學上的名字一樣

Storm has no such concerns for our vessel:

風暴對我們的船沒有這種顧慮。

"他們是不道德的，被貪婪所驅使。

"草藥能解決，為什麼還要吃藥？

"Why use chemicals  when homeopathic  solvents can resolve it?

"順勢療法溶劑可以解決，為什麼要用化學藥品？

to live with natural medical alternatives."

雖然我很喜歡，但還是出現了一個小裂縫

"By definition", I begin "Alternative Medicine",

"根據定義"，我開始"替代醫學"。

I continue "Has either not been proved to work,

我繼續"已經要麼沒有被證明有效。

"Do you know what they call alternative medicine

"你知道他們叫什麼替代醫學嗎？

"So you don't believe in any natural remedies?"

在我喝茶之前，我吃了一副藥方子

a painkiller that's virtually side-effect free.

一種幾乎沒有副作用的止痛藥。

The debate briefly abates as our hosts collects plates,

在主持人收盤的時候，爭論短暫的平息。

But as they return with desserts Storm pertly asserts,

但當他們帶著甜點回來時，風暴敏銳地宣稱。

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth

Science is just how we're trained to look at reality.

科學只是我們被訓練成看待現實的方式。

我就像一隻突然被困住的兔子。

In the blinding headlights of vacuous crap.

Maybe it's the Hamlet she just misquothed

也許是她剛剛引用錯了哈姆雷特的臺詞吧？

Or the sixth glass of wine I just quaffed

或者是我剛剛喝下的第六杯酒。

But my diplomacy dike groans And the arsehole held back

但我的外交堤壩在呻吟 屁眼被擋住了。

聽著，暴風雪，我不想讓你覺得無聊