♪ AND I'M AFRAID THAT IT.

CUT THE SHIT, DAD.

WHY LAWYERS? WHY THE LAW?

BECAUSE THE LAW, MY BOY, PUTS US INTO EVERYTHING.

IT'S THE ULTIMATE BACKSTAGE PASS.

IT'S THE NEW PRIESTHOOD, BABY.

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MORE STUDENTS IN LAW SCHOOL

THAN THERE ARE LAWYERS WALKIN' THE EARTH?

WE'RE COMIN' OUT!

GUNS BLAZIN'!

THE TWO OF YOU...

ALL OF US...

ACQUITTAL

AFTER ACQUITTAL

AFTER ACQUITTAL

UNTIL THE STENCH OF IT

REACHES SO HIGH AND FAR INTO HEAVEN,

IT CHOKES THE WHOLE FUCKIN' LOT OF 'EM!

[CHUCKLES]

IN THE BIBLE, YOU LOSE.

WE'RE DESTINED TO LOSE, DAD.

WELL, CONSIDER THE SOURCE, SON.

[CHUCKLES]

BESIDES, WE'RE GONNA WRITE OUR OWN BOOK.

CHAPTER ONE.

RIGHT HERE. THIS ALTAR.

THIS MOMENT.