laboring, slaving away, I finally

生小孩、作奴隸後，我終於

have achieved my lifelong dream. And it's not the new Terminator

實現了我畢生的夢想。不是《魔鬼終結者10》

or the new Conan the Barbarian or anything like that. No, not at all.

或《王者之劍：酷暑戰士》什麼鬼的，都不是！

But to finally possess my own fxxxing tank！

而是擁有一台自己的牛逼戰車！

Look at this！

蝦款！

《LET'S CRUSH IT》

《咱們輾碎它》

STARRING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

領銜主演：阿諾·史瓦辛格

AND YOU！

還有你！

Begin to feel like this -

開始體驗駕駛坦克的快感 -

And you actually want to feel like this -

其實你渴望更多刺激 -

Then come to LA, and crush things in my tank!

那就來洛杉磯吧！開我的坦克將一切輾碎！

Let's crush a taxicab.

讓我們把計程車壓爛。

Let's crushing a piano.

把鋼琴輾爆。

This weight bench weighs 501 pounds.

這組舉重床槓鈴重達501磅，

I'm gonna crush my own record.

我要粉碎我的最高記錄。

And 66 years old the same every one of my birthday cakes.

還有66年來所有一成不變的生日蛋糕，

Why？ Because I want to crush them!

為什麼呢，不解釋！

Bubble wrap is the most fun thing to step on, right？ Think about

踩氣泡紙是世上最好玩的遊戲對吧，想像一下

stepping on it with a tank. I'm going to crush a copy

用坦克怒踩它。我還要把

of Million Dollar Baby. Because it makes me cry. Ha ha ha！

《登峰造擊》的DVD銷毀，因為它讓我流下男兒淚，哈哈哈！

I don't cry.

怎麼可能。

No, you didn't just pass out. I'm inviting you personally to Los Angeles to

不，你不會想錯過這次機會。我邀請您本人親自到洛杉磯

crush things in my tank with me.

和我一起開著史瓦辛格號盡情破壞。

All you have to do is go on "omaze.com/arnold."

你只需要在網址輸入"www.omaze.com/arnold"，

Just go and pump up that button. Boom！

就連上去然後報名按鈕給他按下去衝人氣，碰！

This will benefit the After-School All-Stars.

這項計畫的收入將全數捐助After-School All-Stars慈善基金會。

So what are you waiting for？ Come to Los Angeles.

你還等什麼？現在就殺來洛杉磯。

Let's go around and crush things with a tank.

一同享受開戰車到處肆虐的樂趣。

WHAT WOULD YOU CRUSH？

你想輾碎什麼？

Let's crush a Microsoft Zune.

測試看看微軟Zune的抗壓強度。

I don't even know what it is.

其實我連聽都沒聽過。