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  • Whatever!

    算了!

  • Oh, what’s up y’all?

    你們好嗎?

  • This is your Boy D-Trix from theDOMINICshow.

    我是DOMINICshow的Boy D-Trix

  • And this video is called, '10 GIRLS GUYS SHOULD AVOID!'

    這次的影片是’避免這十種女孩’

  • The first ever girl that guy should stay away from is the OVERLY SENSITIVE GIRL.

    第一種你一定要遠離的是過於敏感的女生

  • Check it out!

    你們看!

  • Okay, I’m ready!

    我準備好了!

  • How do I look?

    我看起來怎樣?

  • Yeah, you look really nice!

    你看起來很不錯!

  • By really nice do you mean I look ugly?

    很不錯的意思是我看起來醜嗎?

  • No! I mean you look beautiful!

    不!你看起來很漂亮!

  • By beautiful do you mean fat?

    漂亮是指胖嗎?

  • No! You look gorgeous!

    不!你看起來很棒!

  • By gorgeous do you mean you wanna break up with me?

    很棒是想跟我分手的意思嗎?

  • No!

    沒有!

  • By no do you mean yes? No! I mean yes!

    沒有是有的意思嗎? 不是!我是說對!

  • FINE!!!

    好啊!!!

  • You jerk!

    渾球!

  • (crying)

    (哭)

  • Number two: The girl that wears way too much make-up,

    第二,女生妝太濃 ,

  • especially when they don’t have to.

    特別是在不需要化濃妝時

  • Okay, I’m ready for bed.

    好 我要睡了

  • Number three: The girl that always tries to show up hergoods”.

    第三,總是要’露’

  • You know that girl that wear shorts so high

    你知道那種短褲穿很短的女生

  • that when she turns around, all you see hanging out is her

    當她轉過身,你只看到她的…

  • CHEEKS! You have the cutest cheeks!

    屁股!你有最可愛的屁股!

  • Wooh! That girl has some huge

    哇!那女的有超大的…

  • CAKES! I love cakes!

    蛋糕!我愛蛋糕!

  • Holy crap! Those girls have big

    我的天!那些女孩有大…

  • BOOTIES! These would be perfect for grand kid, Luca.

    嬰兒襪,這些很適合孫子, Luca

  • Look at that gigantic

    看那巨大的…

  • ASStronomical. A…S… can you say that in a sentence please?

    屁股…龐大的 屁 你可以再說一次句子嗎?

  • Yes, astronomical. That girl has an astronomical

    好,龐大的 那女的有龐大的…

  • BUTT! You get what I’m trying to say.

    屁股!你知道我要說什麼的

  • Next is the girl that is a little too clingy.

    下個女孩是太黏的

  • Finally! She’s gone!

    終於!她走了!

  • No, I’m not. I’m down here!

    沒有!我在下面!

  • Number five: The girl that acts more manly than her man.

    第五,比她男人還man的女生

  • And...done! NO!!!

    完了!不!!!

  • Number six: The girl that doesn’t understand the word

    第六,聽不懂人家說…的女生

  • NO!

    不要!

  • So basically that means were getting married!

    所以你意思我們要結婚!

  • NO!

    不要!

  • Because weve been engaged.

    因為我們訂婚了

  • No.

    不要!

  • And weve been dating No!

    我們也約會了 不!

  • Because you love me. No!

    因為你愛我?不!

  • Like me. No!

    喜歡我 沒有!

  • Care about me. No!

    關心我 沒有!

  • Kiss me? No!

    親我? 不!

  • Hug me! No!

    關心我 沒有!

  • Friends with benefits?

    砲友?

  • N... Does anybody have to know?

    恩…其他人需要知道嗎?

  • No! Yes!

    不! 是!

  • Seven: The girl that says something she’s not.

    恩…其他人需要知道嗎?

  • So youre telling me that you played in the WNBA,

    所以你說你在WNBA打球,

  • you were president of your sorority, and went to an all-girls Catholic school.

    你是女學生聯誼會的會長,然後是天主教女校

  • Yeah!

    對!

  • Wait. What was your name again?

    等等 你叫什麼名字?

  • Jonathan.

    Jonathan

  • I mean Jennifer.

    我是說Jennifer

  • Eight: The girl that has faked everything.

    八:沒有一個是真的的女生

  • Fake height

    假的身高

  • Fake jewelry

    假珠寶

  • Fake hair

    假髮

  • And most importantly, fake

    最重要的是,假的…

  • Wait! Were you gonna say my boobs?

    等等!你要說我的胸部?

  • No! I just gonna say fake shirt

    不!我要說假上衣

  • Nine: That girl that’s a little bit too jealous.

    九:有點太愛嫉妒的女生

  • Who’s that girl in this picture?

    照片那女的是誰?

  • That’s my mom!

    那我媽!

  • Uhh!

    喔!

  • Who’s that girl in this picture?

    照片那女的呢?

  • That’s my sister!

    是我姊!

  • Uhh!

    喔!

  • Who’s that girl in this picture?

    照片那女的呢?

  • That’s you!

    那是你!

  • Uhh!

    喔!

  • And last but not the least,

    最後,同樣重要的,

  • number 10: The undependable girl.

    十:不可靠的女生

  • The girl that claims she’s gonna be there in a certain time

    說她會準時到的女生

  • but she’s always

    但她總是…

  • LATE!

    遲到!

  • Hey!

    但她總是…

  • Wait a minute! Who are you?

    遲到!

  • My name is Trixie! Sorry I’m late.

    我叫Trixie!抱歉我遲到了

  • I was busy shopping at Louis Vuitton, Couch and Forever 29.

    我忙著在Louis Vuitton, Couch 和Forever 29逛街

  • But! But don’t worry, I got the cutest little short

    但是! 別擔心!我買到最可愛的短褲

  • You know the shorts that show off your

    那種可以露出…

  • BUTT! But yes! No but!

    屁股! 對阿 沒有但是!

  • Stop! Youre not the girl I’ve been texting.

    停!你不是和我傳簡訊的女生

  • Am too!

    我是阿!

  • I’ve been texting someone’s picture and she looks like this!

    和我傳簡訊的是像這樣的女生!

  • Oh sorry! I got a 10.

    抱歉!我比她棒

  • What?! So where are we going?Where are you taking me?

    什麼?! 所以我們要去哪?你要帶我去哪?

  • Oh, I can’t actually go anywhere because I can’t leave because ahh

    喔,其實我哪都不能去因為…

  • Ahh, it’s because of that ankle mother you have on?

    呃,因為她嗎?

  • Yes!

    對!

  • Is that your girlfriend? No!

    她是你女友嗎? 不!

  • Because I am?

    因為是我嗎? 不是!

  • No!

    不!

  • Because you want me to be. No! I want you to go!

    因為你想要我當你女友 不是!我想你滾!

  • But what about our date? No!

    但我們的約會呢? 不要!

  • We can wrestle. No! Play football? No!

    我們可以摔角 不要! 玩足球? 不要!

  • Play swords! No! I want you to go home!

    耍劍! 不要!我要你回你家去!

  • But, but!

    但,但是!

  • You jerk!

    渾球!

  • You mean like this?

    你說像這樣嗎?

  • Hey, pretty lady!

    嗨 漂亮女士!

  • Who’s there?

    誰在那?

  • It’s me, Jennifer.

    是我, Jennifer

  • Ah, I mean, Jonathan.

    啊,我是說,Jonathan

Whatever!

算了!

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