Distrust the process.

不要相信這個過程

We're all about loyalty.

我們都關心忠誠度

I miss Dwight Howard.

我想念德懷特·霍華德

I'm glad Kawhi's gone, that man was too vocal.

我很高興科懷·雷納德走了，那人實在太囉嗦

We're the best team in California.

我們是加州最好的隊伍

I respect Kevin Durant.

我尊敬凱文·杜蘭特

Durant is the most competitive player in the league.

杜蘭特是今年聯盟裡面最有競爭力的球員

It takes a real man to join the team that beat you.

真男人加入球隊裡面然後打敗你

He's the Real MVP.

他是真的最有價值球員

I don't want Zion Williamson, I'd rather make the playoffs.

我不要錫安·威廉森 我寧願進入季後賽

Who care if we lose in the first round.

我才不管如果我們在地一輪失敗了

Andre Drummond is better than Embiid.

安德烈・德拉蒙德比喬爾·恩比德優秀

Who drafted Jokic, way too high.

他在選秀會中選出了尼古拉·約基奇 太棒了

We need Carmelo back. We're the best run team in the league.

我們需要卡梅羅·安東尼回來

That's what I like about our team, there's no drama.

我們是聯盟裡最棒的球隊

We can't win without JaVale McGee.

這就是我喜歡我們的球隊的地方 一點都不複雜

I think we're better when Steph doesn't play.

沒有加瓦勒·麥基就贏不了

We were better with Monta Ellis.

我想如果史提分不打我們還更好一點

We don't need a guard we need another center.

如果有蒙塔·艾利斯我們會打得更好

Phil Jackson was the best thing that ever happened to us.

我們不需要另一個控球後衛 我們需要另一個中場

We don't need LeBron, LeBron needs us!

菲爾·傑克森是我們能擁有的最棒成員

I bet you we win a championship before LeBron!

我們不需要勒布朗，是勒布朗需要我們

Think Dwayne Wade got about five,

在勒布朗之前我們就能拿下冠軍

10 more seasons left in him.

德韋恩·韋德大概還能再打五個、

We don't need Juwan Howard as a coach,

十個賽季

we need him back on the court.

我們不需要朱萬·蒿爾當教練

I don't see anything wrong with Markelle Fultz's shot.

他最好能回到球場上

I don't even like the trade for Jimmy Butler.

馬凱爾·富爾茲得分沒有什麼錯

We shoulda traded Embiid instead.

我不喜歡吉米·巴特勒的交易

Ben Simmons jump shot is wet.

我們應該要交易掉喬爾·恩比德

I didn't even want LeBron.

班·西蒙斯鉤射投籃很棒

Why get LeBron when we have Lonzo?

我甚至不想要勒布朗 ˊ切

We need Carmelo back and Jeremy Lin!

有了朗佐·鮑爾還要勒布朗做什麼？

LeBron said it was the Lakers or us?

我們需要卡梅羅·安東尼和林書豪回來

I'm glad he went to the Lakers.

勒布朗已經說了不是湖人隊就是我們

Of course Anthony Davis is gonna re-sign with us,

我是滿高興他去了湖人隊

he has no other options, where is he gonna go, the Lakers!

當然安東尼·戴維斯要跟我們續約

I miss Dwight Howard, we need Dwight back.

他沒有其他選擇了 他可以去哪裡？湖人隊嗎？

I miss Dwight Howard.

我想念德懷特·霍華德，我們需要德懷特回來

We don't need Bradley Beal or John Wall.

我們想念德懷特·霍華德

We have Dwight Howard.

我們不需要布拉德利·比爾或約翰·沃爾

There's nothing wrong with Kawhi's laugh,

我們需要德懷特·霍華德

what's everyone talking about?

科懷的笑沒有什麼錯

Oh he can ball, Drake can ball!

大家在談什麼呢？

We shoulda kept Isaiah Thomas, Kyrie is garbage.

喔，他可以進球，德雷克也可以進啊！

I don't even know why we took Jayson Tatum,

我們應該留下以賽亞·湯瑪斯 凱里·厄文是垃圾

that's a waste of a draft pick.

我不是很清楚我們收下傑森·塔圖姆的原因

We're the healthiest team in the league, every year!

在選秀會真是浪費了

You know who we really need, Liangelo.

我們每年在聯盟裡都是最健康的隊伍

I don't see what the big deal is,

我們真的很需要里安吉洛·鮑爾

who cares if someone spits in your face?

我真的不曉得有什麼大不了的

I didn't want Jimmy Butler anyway.

誰在乎誰在你臉上吐口水

They never call any fouls for Harden, it's ridiculous.

不論如何，我真的不想要吉米·巴特勒

Andrew Wiggins versus Stephen Jackson in a fight,

他們從來沒有為哈登打過任何犯規，這真的很荒謬

I'm taking Andrew Wiggins all day.

安德魯·威金斯跟斯蒂芬·傑克遜打一架

We should move back to Vancouver.

我會帶走安德魯·威金斯一整天

Best basketball IQ, JR Smith.

我們應該要搬回溫哥華

Wait so there's a song called Mo Bamba?

最高的籃球智商 JR史密斯

Never heard of it.

等等有首歌叫Mo Ba喬爾·恩比德a？

Who doesn't know how to spell Giannis Antetokounmpo?

從來沒聽過

Trading for Oladipo was the worst decision

誰不曉得怎麼拼揚尼斯·阿德托昆博啊？

this franchise ever made!

交易換來維克多·歐拉迪波是這場專營權

Giannis Antetokounmpo, sound it out.

最糟糕的決定

Like this song is called Mo Bamba?

揚尼斯·阿德托昆博看來出局了

Are you sure?

像這首叫Mo Ba喬爾·恩比德a的歌？

That's who we need to bring back, Greg Oden.

你確定嗎？

I'm glad we traded Oladipo.

我們應該要把格雷格·歐丹帶回來

I'm glad we traded Tobias Harris.

我很高興我們交易了歐拉迪波

Zach LaVine definitely beat Aaron Gordon

我很高興我們交易了托比亞斯·哈里斯

in the dunk competition.

查克·拉文在灌籃比賽中

You know who we should bring back, Brandon Roy.

絕對擊敗了亞倫·高登

Dirk could play five to 10 more seasons.

我們也應該再把布蘭頓·羅伊帶回到球場上

Doncic, is looking like a bust.

德克·諾威斯基大概還可以再打五個十個賽季

We've gotta draft better.

盧卡·唐西奇看起來像台巴士

We need Vlade Divac on the court.

我們得選秀選得更好一點

Kemba Walker is not even good, let him go, I don't care.

我們需要弗拉德·迪瓦茨回到球場上

Damian Lilliard's trash.

肯巴·沃克表現也不怎麼樣 讓他走吧 我不在乎

Ben Simmons definitely shoulda won Rookie of the Year

達米恩‧李利雅德就是垃圾

over Donovan Mitchell, makes perfect sense.

班‧西門斯絕對應該贏得年度菜鳥

Perfect sense.

而不是多諾萬‧米契爾 絕對有道理

Lonzo Ball does rap better than

絕對有道理

Damian Lilliard, I hate to say it.

朗佐‧博爾絕對發揮的比達米恩‧李利雅德好

I don't want RJ Barrett.

我討厭這樣說

We should make Lavar Ball the head coach.

我不想要RJ巴銳特

I don't want Cameron Reddish.

你應該要讓拉伐‧博爾擔任總教練

We are one player away.

我不想要卡麥隆‧瑞迪希

I don't want Nasir Little, I don't want any of these people.

我們還有一名球員

Let's make the playoffs.

我不想要納西爾‧李特 我不想要這些人

DeAndre Jordan needs to switch back

我們來打季後賽吧

to his old free-throw form,

德安德烈‧喬丹必須被換回來

it's not working.

當他的罰球王

I know tons of 40 year olds who can dunk like Vince Carter.

這沒用

My dad can dunk like Vince Carter.

我還知道有一堆40幾歲球員 灌得像文斯·卡特

What is our GM doing?

我爸就可以灌籃像文斯·卡特

We need more talent!

我們的總經理在做什麼？

I don't understand why we had to trade Jimmy Butler.

我們需要多一些人才

Everything was going so smoothly!

我不了解為什麼我們得交易吉米·巴特勒

So what, KD had burner accounts.

每件事都很順利

Everyone has burners.

那又怎樣？KD有個燒嘴帳號

I need Russell Westbrook to shoot the ball more!

每個人都有燒嘴

Shoot the ball Russell, stop passing all the time!

我需要羅素·衛斯特布魯克來多進一點球

(upbeat music)

羅素多進一點球吧！別忙著傳球了

I'm a grown man.

跟隨Instagram帳號

I'm not mad.

我是大人了

I'm not mad.

我沒生氣

I'm glad we don't have a franchise anymore.

我沒生氣

Who likes basketball anyway?

我很高興我們沒有專營權