字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 What’s up y’all? 大家好嗎? This is your Boy D-Trix from theDOMINICshow, 我是DOMINIC秀的D-Trix and this is 8 boyfriends girls should avoid! 這八種男朋友是女生們要避免的 Basically, it is what it is. 基本上,就是這樣 Oh! Oh my gosh, are you okay? 噢!噢我的天啊,你還好嗎? I’m so sorry. 我很抱歉 Well, I’m D-Trix. 恩,我是D-Trix Hi, I’m Ashley. 嗨,我是Ashley Can I get your number? 可以給我你的電話號碼嗎? I guess… Ahm, it’s 91670… (phone rings) 我想想….恩,91670(手機響了) Okay, when? 好,什麼時候? Now! 現在! But I’m not ready. 但我還沒準備好 Are you sure?! 你確定?! What the fuck? 真他媽的見鬼了!? Damn! That was good! 該死的!這很棒! Would you wanna go on another date? 你想要跟我去另一個約會嗎? NO! 不! Don’t you like me? 你不喜歡我嗎? I don’t! 不喜歡! You at least wanna get to know me? 你至少會想認識我吧? I don’t! 我不想! You at least like your outfit? 你至少會喜歡你的套裝吧? I do! 對! You do? 你喜歡? She does! 她喜歡! Yes! 耶! The boyfriend that listens to what you say but assumes something else. 一個男朋友聽著你在說什麼,但他都會想到別的地方 Oh, you’re at a dinner with your parents for their anniversary. 噢,你和你父母一起吃飯慶祝他們的結婚周年 Are you sure you’re having dinner with your ex-boyfriend you skunk?! 你確定要跟妳前男友一起吃飯? Why are you late? 你為什麼遲到? Or your car broke down? 還是你的車壞了? Or maybe you’re just sucking that dick! 還是你在吹喇叭! This isn’t even a cellphone. 這甚至不是手機 AKA the public display of an asshole. 就是在外面把你當笨蛋的 Hey! What’s up you guys? 嗨!最近怎樣? Hey, what’s up Gerald and thanks for inviting us over, man! 嗨,Gerald你最近怎樣,謝謝你邀請我們來! Yeah, Gerald, thank you! 謝謝你Gerald Yeah, no worry! Hold on one, okay? 別擔心!等我一下,可以嗎? I told you not to talk when we were in the car 剛剛我在車子裡告訴你不要說話 And I saw it that you are flirting with my friend… 然後現在我看到你在跟我朋友調情… You’re such a little flirt sometimes and why were you wearing this jacket? 你有時候真的很風騷,還有你為什麼穿這件外套? I told you this jacket looks stupid on you! 我跟你說過你穿這件很看起來很白癡 You’re not wearing any shoes. 你不應該穿鞋子 You know your feet look like hands right, Ashley! 你知道你的腳看起來就像手 God! You’re such a skunk! 天啊!你就像是臭鼬! So what’s up? Do you enjoy being a listener or what? Gerald? 所以怎樣?你在享受當一位聆聽者嗎?Gerald? The boyfriend that got so annoyed with you that anytime you do anything, he… 一位惱人的男友,無論何時你在做任何事,他.. Uhh! 厄! But the negative body language got so bad that now, I’m pretty much does this. 會給你一些反對的肢體語言,大概像這樣 So, how do I look? 所以,我看起來怎樣? The boyfriend that is so good in talking that he can even manipulate you in situations like… 一位很會說話的男友,他能巧妙的處理各種情況,像是... You did what, with those girls? 你和那些女人做了什麼? I had sex with them, Ashley. Is that what you wanna hear? 我和她們做愛,這是你想聽到的嗎?Ashley Because it’s true. 因為這是真的 I cheated on you and I had sex with those girls. 我騙你,然後我和那些女生做愛 But I make love to you, Ashley. 但我對你是全心全意的,Ashley I make love. 全心全意 Sweet love that goes from my soul to yours. 甜蜜的愛打從我心底 Love that can even make my heart cry. 愛甚至能讓我的心哭泣 Tears of joy and happiness 開心的眼淚和快樂 You understand what I’m trying to say, Ashley? Ashley,你懂我在說什麼嗎? I do. 我懂 You do?! 你懂?! She does! 她懂! Damn it! 該死的! As any slowly but surely who’s trying to change who you are overtime. 他會慢慢的把你改造成他想要的那樣 How’s it going?I’m D-Trix. 過得怎樣?我是D-Trix I’m Ashley. 我是Ashley Oh, nice to meet you! That’s cute. 噢,很高興認識你!這很可愛 You know it sounds better if you have Ash 你知道你叫Ash聽起來比較好聽 ‘coz Ashley’s not really working for you. 因為Ashley不適合你 Let’s get out of here! 我們一起離開這吧! So, how do I look? 我看起來怎樣? Oh, you look cute! 噢,你看起來很可愛! It’s not really your color. You should wear blue. 這顏色不適合你。你穿藍色比較好看 I like blue so you should wear blue. 我喜歡藍色,所以你應該穿藍色 So, how do I look now? 我現在看來如何? Uhh, you look so cute! 呃,你看起來很可愛! You know you can make that dress even cuter. 妳可以讓這件裙子看起來更好看 If you’re a Filipino, a little bit shorter, got your haircut, 如果像菲律賓人,把頭髮剪短一點 grow your moustache and have a penis. 刮一下鬍子,然後裝一個雞雞 The boyfriend that has a temper that is so bad 脾氣不好的男朋友 that anytime he hear something he doesn’t like, 只要聽到他不喜歡的話 he grabs the closet object around him and destroys it. 他就會抓起身邊的東西,然後摔爛 Were you’ve been texting your grandfather, 你在傳訊息給你爺爺, I told you not to text any other guy! 我已經跟你說不能傳訊息給別人了! Damn it! 該死的! Wait! Did you just like another guy and you just had a photo? 等等!你是不是按別人照片讚? Uhh! 呃! You didn’t like my status on Facebook? 你沒按我臉書狀態讚? Whew! Sorry, I like bunnies. 呼!抱歉,我喜歡小兔兔 But I hate one glass! 但我討厭玻璃杯! And bananas!!! 還有香蕉!!! Fried rice!!! 炒飯!!! Bag of croutons?!! 一袋油煎方型小麵包片?!! Red crab salad?!! 螃蟹沙拉?!! Egg?!! 蛋?!! Carrot cake?!! 紅蘿蔔蛋糕?!! Watermelon?!! 西瓜?!! Milk?!! 牛奶?!! Uhh 厄 Crap! 屎! And last but not the least, 最後一個,但也是最重要的, As in he’s every boyfriend we just named all in one. 他做的事正如其名 Sorry ladies! 抱歉小姐! Sadly, there are guys out there with all those characteristics. 世界上就是有各種性格的男人 If you’re dating someone like that, 如果你和像這樣的人約會, then you should probably get out of that situation. 你應該快點離開他 And fellas, if you’re the type of guy that tries to roll his eyes, 還有各位男士,如果你會翻白眼給你女朋友看 or treat your girl like an ass in public, 或是當眾羞辱你女友 or even tries to change who your girlfriend is, 或是嘗試改變你女友成你想要的人, Well, then, make sure you roll your eyes wherein something cute she is. 那你最好確定你是因為她很可愛才翻白眼 And instead of A standing for ass, 別把她當笨蛋 let it stand for affection. 把她當你最喜歡的人 And don’t ever attempt to change your girlfriend. 還有別去改變你女朋友 Remember, she is the one you first fell for. 記住,她是你一見鍾情的人 ‘Coz if you ever do try to change her? 如果你一直想改變她 Well, she might come out like, 恩,她可能會變成 So, do you like me now? 你現在喜歡我嗎? I guess I do. 我想我喜歡 You do? 你喜歡? He does! 他喜歡! No!!! 不!!!
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