I'm your Uncle Buck.

我是你的巴克叔叔

- Do I have an uncle? - Unfortunately.

- 我有一個叔叔嗎？- 很不幸，我有一個叔叔

Holy smokes!

我的天啊！

He's cooking our garbage.

他在煮我們的垃圾。

Where's your sister--

你妹妹在哪？

Her name is Maizy, for the second time.

她叫麥子，第二次。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

You must be hungry.

你一定是餓了。

Just foryou.

只是為了你。

Oh, my God! He put onions in the eggs.

哦，我的天！他在雞蛋裡放了洋蔥

I'm gonna check on Maizy.

我去看看麥子的情況。

I'll fiix you cereal when I get back.

我回來後會給你準備麥片。

- Can I askyou something? - What?

- 我可以問你一件事嗎？- 問什麼？

Is she always this pleasant?

她總是這麼愉快嗎？

No, she's usually in a bad mood in the morning.

不，她通常在早上心情不好。

Do you want knots in your hair? Cut it out.

你想讓你的頭髮打結嗎？把它剪掉。

- I want Mom to do it. - Mom's not here.

- 我想讓媽媽來做。- 媽媽不在這裡。

- She is too. - No, she's not.

- 她也是。- 不，她不是。

- She and Dad went to Indianapolis. - They did not.

- 她和爸爸去了印第安納波利斯。- 他們沒有。

- Okay, they didn't. - They did?

- 好吧，他們沒有。- 他們有嗎？

Yes. And I'm taking care ofyou.

是的，我在照顧你。而我正在照顧你。

But you can't drive.

但你不能開車。

- Where do you live? - In the city.

- 你住在哪裡？- 在城裡

- Do you own a house? - Apartment. Rent.

- 你有房子嗎？- 公寓。租房

- What do you do for a living? - Lots ofthings.

- 你是做什麼工作的？- 很多事情。

- Where's your offiice? - I don't have one. I don't need one.

- 你的辦公室在哪裡？- 我沒有我不需要

- Where's your wife? - Don't have one. It's a long story.

- 你老婆呢？- 不要有一個。這是一個很長的故事。

- Do you have kids? - I don't. It's an even longer story.

- 你有孩子嗎？- 我沒有 I don'39;t.這是一個更加漫長的故事。

-Are you my dad's brother? -What's your record for questions asked?

-你是我爸爸的弟弟嗎？你的提問記錄是什麼？ -What's your record for questions asked?

- Thirty-eight. - I'm your dad's brother.

- 三十八歲。- 我是你爸爸的弟弟。

You have more nose hair than my dad.

你的鼻毛比我爸還多。

- Nice ofyou to notice. - I'm a kid. That's myjob.

- 很高興你能注意到。- 我是一個孩子。這是我的工作。