and I'll show you a friend that you haven't met yet.

而我給你看一個你還沒有見過的朋友。

Because the obstacle in the way of anything

因為任何事情的障礙

is usually just one of the prices of success.

通常只是成功的代價之一。

And people are more than numbers.

而人是比數字更重要的。

To crack a smile is really no stress.

要裂開一個微笑，真的是沒有壓力。

Divide my time like economics,

像經濟學一樣分配我的時間。

I love to say "Hi" and "Bye" less.

我喜歡說"Hi"和"Bye"少。

Multiply first impressions by everything you might have guessed.

將第一印象乘以你可能猜到的一切。

Prejudice takes time

偏見需要時間

but my time is business.

但我的時間是生意。

And this just makes big dollars and sense.

而這只是大錢和道理。

Why would you hate when love just costs less?

為什麼你會恨，而愛情只是成本更低？

In fact, the muscles it takes to make a frown

事實上，皺眉所需要的肌肉。

make more work than to just turn it upside-down.

使得比直接把它顛倒過來還要費勁。

But you hate it when I'm polite.

但你討厭我有禮貌的時候。

Can't stand when I'm sincere.

不能忍受我的真誠。

Call me all these names. Wondering why I'm still just standing here?

叫我這些名字。 想知道為什麼我還只是站在這裡？

Mainly because your ignorance leads me to believe

主要是因為你的無知讓我相信。

that you really just need a hug. (Laughter)

你真的只是需要一個擁抱。（笑聲）

And I've been public enemy number one

而我一直是頭號公敵。

ever since I learned to kill them with love.

自從我學會了用愛來殺死他們，

I am a psychotic serial lover.

我是一個精神病的連環情人。

Seriously considering only complimenting our mothers,

認真考慮只讚美我們的母親。

because whether you like it or not,

因為不管你喜歡與否，

I am your brother.

我是你的哥哥。

A teddy bear terrorist chilling with

一個泰迪熊恐怖分子寒暄

my well-mannered crew.

我有禮貌的船員。

Yeah, you're a racist but I'm gonna still hold the door open for you.

是啊，你是個種族主義者，但我還是會為你開門的。

'Cause seriously, dude, ain't no need for the attitude

因為說真的，夥計，不需要這種態度。

and I ain't mad at you, I had bad days too.

我不是對你生氣，我也有不順心的時候。

Here's my celly. Let's talk. I'm a great listener too.

這是我的寶貝讓我們談談。我也是一個偉大的聽眾。

Family driving you crazy, man, and I know I ain't do.

家人把你逼瘋了，夥計，我知道我是不會做的。

Let me know. I love kids, I can be a babysitter too.

讓我知道。我喜歡孩子，我也可以做保姆。

Yeah, boy, 'cause I'm nice like that.

是啊，孩子，'因為我'好喜歡這樣。

I even watch your car if you promise that you'll be right back.

如果你保證你馬上回來，我甚至可以幫你看車。

So relax and be cool.

所以，放鬆，冷靜。

Ain't no point in lying to you.

是不是沒有點在騙你。

I am a servant and my master sees all that I do.

我是一個僕人，我的主人看到了我所做的一切。

So tell me what you need, dude.

所以告訴我你需要什麼，夥計。

A dollar? Here, take two.

一塊錢？來，拿兩塊錢

Achoo! May a lord bless you, guide you, and make things easy for you.

阿嚏！願主保佑你，引導你，讓你的事情變得簡單。

This respect thing is just what I do.

這個尊重的事情就是我做的。

And it's past tolerating. It's on the path

而它'的過去容忍。It's on the path

of understanding and appreciating you.

的理解和欣賞你。

So tell me what you're gonna do

所以告訴我你要做什麼？

when the love come for you?

什麼時候愛才會來找你？

Insult my heritage? We're both from Adam and Eve, fool!

侮辱我的遺產？我們都來自亞當和夏娃，傻瓜！

Oh, snap! How you like that?

哦，啪！你覺得怎麼樣？

You gave me extra change and I gave it right back.

你給了我額外的零錢，我馬上就還給你了。

I let people pass when they wanna switch lanes

人家想換車道，我就讓人家過了

'Cause if it was me, I hope they'd do the same.

'因為如果是我，我希望他們'也會這樣做。

You butchered my name but this is OK.

你篡改了我的名字，但這沒關係。

It happens all the time.

這事經常發生。

I won't correct it anyways.

反正我是不會糾正的。

And it may sound strange but I'm a beat at change.

這聽起來可能很奇怪，但我'是一個變化的節拍。

Improve every day to prove their rudeness is lame.

每天都在改進，以證明他們的無禮是蹩腳的。

I believe in modesty and try to lower my gaze,

我相信謙虛，並努力降低自己的目光。

and if everything is from above than everything is the same.

而如果一切都來自於上面，那麼一切都一樣。

I ain't impressed by money, cars, clothes, or fame.

我不被金錢、汽車、衣服、名氣所打動。

I am a Muslim, so the trinkets of this world don't mean a thing.

我是一個穆斯林，所以這個世界的飾品並不意味著什麼。

I was taught that peace is not the absence of war.

我被教導說，和平不是沒有戰爭。

But peace is a feeling that can only come

但是，和平是一種感覺，只能來

from remembering your Lord so for the sake of peace

從記念你的主，所以為了和平的緣故。

there's no point in hating me anymore.

有'沒有點在恨我了。

It's a big place. We can all live together in this world.

這是一個很大的地方。我們可以共同生活在這個世界上。

I invite you all to join me in this jihad of love,

我邀請大家和我一起參加這場愛的聖戰。

and see first hand why

親眼目睹

fundamentalism still begins with fun.

原教旨主義還是從趣味開始的。

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

And if you don't agree

如果你不同意

I won't even judge.

我甚至不會判斷。

I just kill you all

我只是殺了你們

with love.

有愛。

(Applause)(Cheers)

(掌聲)(歡呼聲)

(Music)

(音樂)