This is Killian.

這位是Killian

You have been training people for a number of years.

你已經訓練人們好幾年了

In the art, the craft of commercial work.

在藝術方面,商業廣告的技巧

Yes!

是的!

I've been doing it for about nine years, teaching people how to book commercials and to audition properly.

我教導大家如何正確地投入廣告和試鏡已經有九年了

I feel I could learn.

我認為我可以學習

Yes!

是的!

and I feel my late night career has held me back on the commercial work.

我覺得我在晚上的工作是我廣告工作的障礙

I would agree.

我同意

What I would like to do now is on the weekends,

我現在想做的是在周末時…..

Uhm…

呃…

I have kids and a wife, but you know, there's friction there so maybe on the weekends I could book commercials?

我還有小孩跟老婆,但是你知道,我們之間有點摩擦,所以或許我可以在周末時預約拍廣告?

Yeah, exactly. Yes!

對,當然!

Let's just see one and see what you do.

讓我們來試一下,然後看你表現得如何

What’s your name?

你叫什麼名字?

My name is Conan O'Brien.

我叫Conan O'Brien

And action!

好,開始

OK.

好

I have a question about seafood.

我有一個關於海鮮的問題

About shrimp.

關於蝦子

If you say, 21 shrimp,

如果你說,21蝦

Is it 21 shrimp

是21蝦

or 21 shrimps?

還是21隻蝦子?

I got to know because there is this great-tasting dinner deal going on at the international house of pancakes.

我要弄清楚,因為現在國際鬆餅屋有很美味的晚餐

Delicious deep sea dinner deal.

美味可口的深海晚餐

What if I I’m going to decide to have the fish and shrimp deal?

如果我決定要點魚和蝦的餐點呢?

Do I say fish and shrimp?

我剛剛說魚和蝦嗎?

Or fish and shrimp..s?

或魚和很多蝦?

So how you feel?

你覺得如何?

Not great.

不怎麼好

I'd agree.

我同意

You would agree?

你也同意?

I’d agree.

我同意

Alright!

好吧!

I mean it wasn't bad-bad.

我的意思是那沒有很糟很糟

Wow! Ah, okay.

哇!喔,好吧

I thought I’d say that I didn’t feel great

我想我說沒有感覺很好

And I thought you were going to say don't be crazy, that was great.

然後你應該會說別瘋了,那很好啊

That's correct.

你說對了

I'm not saying that.

我真的沒說

Be honest with me.

老實地跟我說

What was wrong?

哪裡錯了?

Not that there was anything wrong.

沒有什麼錯

It just wasn't right.

只是有點不對

You know what I’m saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎?

So like…

所以像……

You look up wrong in the dictionary, it says not right.

你查字典裡”錯”的解釋,他會寫”不對”

But when I saw it is not so.

但說不對會比較委婉

Ah... Not really.

呃…並沒有

What’s your name?

你叫什麼名字?

I'm like a cat that’s ready to pounce.

我就像一隻蓄勢待發的貓

See now they’ve recorded that and another client hears that.

你看現在已經開始錄了,顧客都會聽到你講的這些

Clients just heard that I'm an incredibly eager coiled feline.

顧客只會聽到我是一個極度渴望被鍊住的貓科動物

That’s okay.I don't mind the client hearing that.

沒關係,我不在意顧客聽到這些

I'm going to cut at this moment.

我要在這裡喊卡

I’m gonna relate.

我要再重新一次

Okay.

好吧

What's your name?

你叫什麼名字?

Captain who is ready to spring, Conan O'Brien.

準備一飛衝天的機長, Conan O'Brien.

And action!

好,開始!

I got this question about seafood.

我對海鮮有些問題

About shrimp.

關於蝦子

If it says 21 shrimp is it 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps?

如果要說21蝦子,是21蝦子還是21”隻”蝦子?

I got to know because there is this great-tasting dinner deal going on right now at the international house of pancakes.

我要了解,因為現在國際鬆餅屋有很美味的晚餐

So why would the international house of pancakes say that they will have a shrimp deal?

所以不管誰想要在國際鬆餅屋點蝦子餐點?

Can I cut?

我可以卡嗎?

What?

什麼?

It’s too much hands.

太多手部動作了

Awkward when it comes to commercials.

對於廣告來說有點不適合

What's wrong with me using my hands?

我的手勢有什麼不好嗎?

I'm not saying be robot guy.

我沒有說你要變成機器人

But if you take that energy and bring it into your body -- ready?

你應該要把活力放到你的身體裡?---準備好了嗎?

Yeah!

好了!

You’re gonna do a turn?

你要準備轉身了嗎?

Yah, I'm going to do a turn.

對,我要轉身了

We can try that.

我們可以試試

We don't really do that in commercial auditions.

其實我們在廣告試鏡時不會做這些

Let’s see what happens for you.

我們來看看你做得如何

You know what, can I make one suggestion to you?

你知道嗎?我可以給你一個建議嗎?

Start trying stuff.

開始試試看

OK?

可以嗎?

I have a question about seafood shrimp.

我有一個關於蝦子的問題

If I say 21 shrimp,

如果我說21蝦子

Is it 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps?

是21蝦子還是21”隻”蝦子?

I got to know because there is this great-tasting dinner deal going on right now at the international house of pancakes.

我要了解,因為現在國際鬆餅屋有很美味的晚餐

I need to know!

我一定要知道!

Ohh, I was trying to go fast.

噢,我試著講快一點

I saw.

我看的出來

To make room for the pause that I took.

來為我的停頓爭取空間

How did that work?

如何?

Well, you know how it work,

好吧,你明明就知道

So you’re asking how that work?

所以你才問我如何?

It’s a dick move!

這分明是陷害我!

So, we both know that didn’t go well.

所以我們都覺得不好

Please help me.

拜託幫幫我

Okay!

好!

So now let’s get to work!

讓我們現在一起把它弄好

What is really going on in the scene?

這段到底發生了什麼是?

Someone is wondering, is it shrimp or shrimps.

有人想知道,到底蝦子是單數還是複數

That’s right! And why is that important in his life?

對!那對他的生活有什麼重要?

I guess he has a neurological disorder.

我想他是運動神經失調

Or?

或?

Like an Obsessive-Compulsive

像是強迫症

Or?

或?

It's such a great deal he doesn't want it to get it wrong.

他不想要在如此好的餐點上有錯

Does that work with you a lot like the or?

你很常用”or”來連接句子嗎?

Just saying the “or” emphasizes other points of view.

用”or”來強調其他觀點

It could be all those negative things.

它可以是一些負面的事

Or?

或?

It's annoying.

讓人很討厭

OK.I have a question about seafood and shrimp.

好,我有一個關於海鮮和蝦子的問題

If you say 21 shrimp, is it 21 shrimp or 21 shrimps?

如果你說21蝦子,是21蝦子還是21”隻”蝦子?

I got to know coz’ there is this great-tasting dinner going on at the international house of pancakes of delicious deep sea dinner deal,with 21 cycle of shrimp or is It shrimps?

我要了解,因為現在國際鬆餅屋有很美味的晚餐有21蝦子,還是要說21隻蝦子?

Ugh!

呃…

Whichever!

隨便啦!

They also have another tasty deal, a fish and shrimp dinner,with Lots of fish or lots of shrimp or shrimps.

他們也有另一個餐點,魚和蝦子的餐點, 有很多魚和蝦或很多”隻”蝦

Ugh!

呃...

Pain getting worse!

越來越糟了!

What if I’m going to decide to have the fish and shrimp deal?

如果我選擇要一個魚和蝦餐點呢?

Do I say fish and shrimp or fish and shrimps?

我要說魚和蝦或是魚和很多”隻”蝦?

And I can't satisfy my wife or hold a job!

我不能滿足我老婆或有一個工作!

Urgh!

呃....

Irritated to kill me!

我快掛了!

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

What’s your name?

你叫什麼名字?

You know my name.

你知道我的名字

We’re moving on to the next phase.

我們到另一段了

What is this called?

這叫什麼?

It’s called the bite and smile.

咬和笑

Okay!

好!

So, you bite into it and you smile.

所以要咬一口然後笑

Yes!

是的!

Okay!

好!

And the line is wow, Greg, this burger is amazing.

然後台詞是,Greg這個漢堡太驚人了

Wow, Greg?

哇,Greg?

Who is Greg?

誰是Greg?

Greg is whoever you want it to be in the scene.

Greg就是這幕戲的人

Okay, but not my male lover?

好,但不是我的男伴侶吧?

Well, you can have any back story you’d like.

你可以有任何你想要的背景故事

What if I’m someone who just recently discovered he was gay, realized he was gay and I now I’m with Greg

那如果我是某人最近才發現自己是同性戀,然後現在和Greg在一起

and he’s completely changed my life just maybe of this burger and I’m biting into it and it stands for a life –

Greg徹底改變了我的人生,然後或許是這個漢堡,我正要咬下時,這對人生代表著很多涵義

A bite of Greg?

為Greg咬一口?

Yes, in a sense.

對,在某種層面

Last night, I took a bite of Greg…

昨晚,我咬了Greg一口

It shouldn't matter what my relationship to Greg is.

我和Greg的關係並不重要

It really shouldn’t.

這真的不該是

In life it shouldn't.

在生活中是不應該

No!...No!

不!....不!

I agree with you!

我同意你的說法

Yeah, action!

對,開始!

Okay action and Greg’s my lover.

好!開始,Greg是我的愛人

When you tell the audience what's happening that's called indicating.

當你告訴觀眾發生了人麼,這就是"明示”

But let them know exactly what is going on.

但是要讓他們知道到底發生了什麼事

I never took an acting class, but I would think it would be hello -- when I'm watching a movie I would appreciate it if a character came out and said "hello, I'm evil.”

我從沒上過演員訓練班,但是我覺得要是”哈囉”---當我在看電影時,我會感激演員在開場時說"哈囉,我是壞人"

Well, well, well.

好吧,好吧,好吧

That would help.

這會有幫助的

They don't do that.

他們不會

They don't do that enough because that's called indicating because most people can figure out who the evil one is.

他們做的不足夠,因為這樣就叫做明示。因為大多數的人都可以想出誰是壞人

That's part of the fun and mystery of going to the movies.

這是電影的樂趣和神秘

Well, you use your turn signals, you avoid an accident.

好吧,你用也是要打方向燈才能避免車禍

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

Bite into it. Greg is my lover.

咬一口漢堡。Greg是我的愛人

We had sex last night.

我們昨晚做愛

Well, that’s my backstory.

好吧,那是我的背景故事

Now I'm a new man.

現在我是一個嶄新的男人

Have not called the wife yet.

但是還沒有打給老婆

Still have the wedding ring.

還帶著婚戒

I noticed that.

我有注意到

But I'm going to call her.

但是,我要打給她

Now I'm with Greg,

現在,我是和Greg在一起

And I had sex with Greg.

我還和Greg做愛

And…Action.

還有...開始

I love Greg.

我愛Greg

Mmm.

恩.......

That's a really great burger, Greg.

這真的是很好吃的漢堡,Greg

Cut.

卡

We want to have the eyes up.

我們要讓你的眼神更明顯

We didn't really see the eyes as you bit.

當你在咬漢堡時,我們沒有很清楚的看到你的眼神

They were closed.

你的眼睛是閉著的

I'll try to open my eyes.

我會試著睜大我的眼睛

Okay, it's not me, it's the client.

好,這不是我想的,是顧客

So the client was…

所以顧客是....

That's what the Germans said.

這就是德國人說的

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

The client wants it, the client will get it!

這位顧客想要這樣!

If the camera can't see your eyes, the camera can't see the story.

如果相機看不到你的眼睛,就無法傳達故事

Right.

對!

So the eyes tell the story.

所以眼神會訴說一個故事

I'm a little insecure.

我有點不安

You've got nice eyes.

你有一對好眼睛

I have beady little creepy –

我的眼睛小小的又有點猥褻

Well, when you do that –

好吧,當你做---

Creepy.

猥褻

Burger, burger.

漢堡,漢堡

There’s a lot of…

有很多.......

I look like a rat right now.

我現在看起來好像老鼠

Look!

看!

Yes, so we’re trying to avoid that.

對,所以我們要試著去避免

OK, let's do this again.

好,我們再一次

Okay!

好!

And, action!

好,開始!

Great burger, Greg.

好漢堡,Greg

Yeah, that was it!

對,就是這樣

Do you mind if I -- I brought along a few hats and that might help me.

你介意我拿一頂帽子戴嗎?這也許會也些幫助

Bobby on the beat.

警察巡邏去囉

Greg's his partner maybe this time.

這一次Greg也許是你的夥伴

Greg’s his partner,

Greg的夥伴

they ride around in the squad car together.

他們一起開車巡邏

And…

還有...

And that's where we end it?

然後我們就在這裡結束了?

Had sex last night.

昨晚做愛

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

Let's try it.

試一下

Okay!

好!

Ready, action.

準備,開始

Eyes up, eyes up, eyes up.

眼睛睜大, 眼睛睜大, 眼睛睜大

[in Irish accent]

[愛爾蘭腔]

Oh, that's quite a burger here, Greg.

噢,那裡有一個漢堡,Greg

Nyee ha ha…

哈哈哈….

Not to you some, Greg.

給你一點好處,Greg

That’s one fine burger

那是一個好漢堡

Hey, Greg! This is a great burger!

嘿,Greg!這是一個好漢堡

Ha ha…

哈哈....

Glad you're my lover.

真高興你是我的愛人

[LAUGHTER]

[笑聲]

OK, clearly I'm in a vehicle.

好,很明顯的,我現在在車裡

Yes, so car commercials are huge.

是的,所以,車子的廣告都是大製作

They’re money makers for actors.

對於演員來說是賺錢的好機會

Teach me how to get a car commercial.

教我怎麼拿到汽車廣告

So, I'm going to narrate from behind camera,the scenarios and then you’re going to act them.

我說劇本,然後你就要去演,我會在相機後當旁白

Okay!

好!

And, action!

好,開始!

And you’re driving along, driving along, all of a sudden storm clouds show up.

你一直開,一直開,暴風雨突然出現

And it's raining, like Katrina rain.

然後開始下雨,就像卡崔娜暴風一樣

You are driving along, driving along and all of a sudden this newspaper flies in your windshield.

你一直開,一直開,突然有張報紙飛到你的擋風玻璃上

And then, cut there!

然後....在這裡卡

You look nervous when all these storms are happening.

當暴風發生時,你看起來很緊張

Yeah!

對

Yeah

對

So you said Katrina?

所以你說卡崔娜?

Right!

對!

So you said Katrina is coming.

所以你說卡崔娜要來了?

That’s right!

沒錯!

And you don't want me to look nervous?

你要我看起來不緊張?

So, what kind of car are you driving?

所以,你開哪種車?

A car that no hurricane, even the strongest hurricane recorded in the last 50 years, can disturb this car.

一種任何颶風,甚至是過去50年裡的超強颶風都不能破壞它

That's right.

沒錯!

That’s how amazing this car is.

這就是這台車驚人之處

Because the real, what we're really selling is not a car.

因為真實的,我們不是在賣車

We’re selling safety and security.

我們是在賣安全

I see.

我了解

Okay, so no matter what happens…

好,所以無論發生什麼事

Yes!

是的!

Right now I'm driving the ford delusion.

現在我開的車是ford delusion

Driving, driving…

開車,開車......

And now the storm shows up.

現在暴風雨來了

What do I care?

我幹嘛要在乎?

Now we're driving along, driving along, and now it's like rain but it’s Katrina rain.

現在我們一直在開車,一直開車,現在就像下雨,但是像卡崔娜暴雨

Katrina.

卡崔娜

Driving along.

一直開車….

Now a bike messenger hits your car.