I'm Gav,

我是加文，

Dan: Good day to you, I'm Dan.

丹：加文你好，我是丹。

Gavin: Very formal.

加文：好正式。

We're The Slow Mo Guys.

我們是Slow Mo Guys。

Now in the past, we've done

以前，我們已經完成了

giant balloons, full of water, popping.

讓巨大的氣球，充滿了水然後戳破

Dan: Yep.

丹：是的。

Uh, never seen how big they got with just air in them though.

呃，但是從來沒有見過只充空氣的气球有多大 。

Dan: I wonder how big it gets, yeah.

丹：我也想知道。

Gavin: Well, supposedly 6ft

加文：好吧，據說是6英尺

So I'm thinking, we could sit you on top of one, and pop it, see if you'd be hovering in the air

所以我在想，我們可以坐在他上面，然後戳破它，看看你是否在空中盤旋

and when that inevitably fails, we'll stick you inside it!

當它不可避免地失敗時，我們會把你放在裡面！

Dan: In just the balloon full of air?

丹：在只有充滿空氣的氣球？

Gavin: Yeah.

加文：是的。

I mean, that's where they're meant for, they're climb-in balloons.

我的意思是，這就是它們的意義，他們是爬進去用的氣球。

So just-

所以就-

I wonder if you can actually be able to just stand fully upright inside there-

我想知道你是否真的能夠完全直立的站在里面

Dan: That would be awesome!

丹：那就太棒了！

Gavin: -like, strike a pose

加文：-像擺一個姿勢

Dan: Just in a balloon

丹：只是在一個氣球裡

Gavin: Yeah. Just like *pop sound*.

加文：是的。就像 *碰*。

Dan: I tried blowing up with my mouth, uh, wasn't happening

丹：我試著用嘴吹了起來，呃，沒有成功

so

所以

got a leaf blower.

拿到一個吹葉機。

Gavin: Now funnily enough, this is not a leaf blower that I actually owned already

加文：現在有趣的是，這不是 我有的那台吹葉機

we bought it specifically for this purpose.

我們專門為此目的購買了它。

I'm glad we went for blue on blue

我很高興我們在藍色布上測試藍色的氣球

very easy to see what's happening.

很容易看到發生了什麼。

*whirr*

*呼呼*

*whirr* Gavin: Alright, now lie on it. Dan: Lie on it now? Gavin: Yeah.

*呼呼* 加文：好了，現在躺在上面。 丹：現在就躺？ 加文：是的。

*whirr*

*呼呼*

*whirr* Gavin: Put your hands behind your back.

*呼呼* 加文：把你的手放在背後。

*Gavin laughing*

*加文笑*

Dan: Ah!

丹：啊！

Dan: Aha!

丹：啊哈！

Dan: Ah!

丹：啊！

Gavin: So because we want you actually sat on the balloon

丹：啊！它太大了！

we're now doing some

丹：我變成站著了

anchorage for handles for you to hold on to.

丹：我沒辦法站上去

Dan: Yeah I'm gonna tie these two strings to the trees

加文：那是因為我們想要你完完整整坐在氣球上

and hopefully just sort of balance my way on top of the balloon

我們現在正在做一些

leaning back

固定錨點讓你拿着。

Gavin: Do you have good core strength B?

丹：是的，我要把這兩根線綁在樹上

Could be all about the stomach I think. Dan: Pft, second to none.

希望它能平衡我的在氣球的上方

Gavin: Second to none? Dan: Second to none.

靠後

*Pop*

加文：你有很好的核心力量嗎？

Dan: Woah, ah, [BLEEP]-in' ell...

我想可能是胃。 丹：噗，首屈一指。

Gavin: Alright, so that failed

加文：首屈一指？ 丹：首屈一指。

um, it got too big

*碰*

so I guess, climb inside

丹：哇，啊，[消音]

and we'll see if we can pop it with you inside.

加文：好吧，那就失敗了

Gavin: How is it not letting the air out?

恩，它太大了

Dan: It is!

所以我想，爬進去

Gavin: Is it?

我們會看看是否可以你在裡面時戳破它。

Dan: Yeah!

加文：空氣怎麼不會漏出來？

Gavin: Why didn't you just climb in head first?

丹：它正在漏出来！

Dan: No! Idiot, "Why don't I just climb in head first?" No problem.

加文：是嗎？

Gavin: That looks stupid though!

丹：是的！

Don't most people put it over their heads?

加文：你為什麼不頭先進去？

Dan: No! Gavin: Yeah!

丹：不！白痴，“我為什麼不頭先進去？”沒問題。

Dan: They have their heads out of it.

加文：真的看起來很愚蠢！

That's the one thing they have out of it, you moron.

大多數人不是把它放在頭上嗎？

I'm blowing away here.

丹：不！ 加文：是的！

Ow! Ah, my leg hair, B.

丹：他們的頭在外面。

Ah, it's so painful.

那是他們唯一露在外面的部份，你這白痴。

*Gavin laughing while Dan suffers*

我在这让氣球漏氣。

Gavin: Oh my god.

噢！啊，我的腿毛。

Dan: I need to be moistened

啊，這太痛苦了。

G: You don't just -

*加文在笑当丹遭受*

Dan: Moisten me!

加文：哦，我的天啊。

Gavin: I'm not gonna moisten you!

丹：我需要被弄濕

All right, you want me to help you pull it over your knees?

G：你别，就-

Dan: Ah, so tight!

丹：滋潤我！

No, I can't even get it off without it hurting me either.

加文：我是不會滋潤你的！

Gavin: Alright, we'll fire up the leaf-blower again to get more-

好，你要我幫你拉 它在你的膝蓋？

Dan: That's not going to help! Gavin: It will!

丹：啊，太緊了！

Dan: Ah!

不，如果不弄疼我。我拿不出来

Gavin: Might as well get out and try to get on it again.

加文：好的，我們會再次啟動吹葉機去收多点-

Dan: Ah!

丹：没有用的！ 加文：有用的！

Oooow!

丹：啊！

Ah!

加文：不妨先拿掉氣球，再試一次。

Ah! So

丹：啊！

God Damn!

Oooow！

*Gavin laughing like a witch at Dan's suffering*

啊!

Ow!

啊!好(痛)

Ow!

妈的！

*Gavin laughing*

*加文像女巫一樣笑起來*

*whirrrrrrr*

噢！

Gavin: Thoughts?

噢！

Dan: -.- Gavin: hahahaha

*加文笑*

Gavin: *more laughs*

* 呼呼 *

Dan: Oh god, ugh. *Gavin laughing*

加文：想法？

Gavin: You could be like,

丹： -.- 加文：哈哈哈

over that, and then your shoulders.

加文：*更多的笑聲*

Dan: Round my shorts! Gavin: Round the shorts?

*20秒後*

Gavin: Round the shorts?

丹：噢，天啊，呃。 *加文笑*

Dan: Round the shorts. Gavin: Watch out for buttons, B.

加文：你可以这样，

*Gavin laughing*

在那之上，然後是你的肩膀。

Dan: I'm getting naked in here, it's pulling my shorts down.

丹：繞我的短褲！ 加文：圍繞短褲？

OW!

加文：圍繞短褲？

Ah!

丹：繞過短褲。 加文：小心扣子。

Oh [BLEEP]

*加文笑*

Ah! *Gavin still laughing in background*

丹：我要在裡面變裸體了，它正往下拉我的短褲。

Gavin: That does not look appealing.

OW！

*hIYAH!*

啊!

*HIYAH*

哦[BLEEP]

*HIyah!*

啊! *加文仍然在後面大笑*

*whirrrrrr*

加文：那看起來不太吸引人。

*POP*

* 嚇啊！*

Dan: Whoa! *POP*

* 嚇啊 *

Dan: My pose went straight out the window.

* 嚇啊！*

I was like this- and then I was whoa!

*吹氣*

*Frame rate change sound*

* 碰 *

*Reverse sound*

丹：哇！

*Frame rate change sound*

丹：我的姿勢整個崩壞。

Gavin: That pose was phenomenal.

我就站這樣 - 然後就 哇！

Dan: Thank you, cheers!

*速度變化*

Gavin: It actually worked exactly how I imagined it.

*反向音效*

Dan: I had so much time in there, I was literally like

*速度變化*

Which pose should I do?

加文：那個姿勢真是驚人。

What's best?

丹：謝謝，歡呼！

Gavin: It'd be a great unveiling. Dan: Yeah.

加文：它的確如我所想像的那樣運作。

Gavin: If I ever had to replace you and I'd unveil the new one like that Dan: *laughing* the new slow mo guy like *pop*.

丹：我在裡面超級久，我整個就像

Gavin: Hopefully you've enjoyed that video, feel free to follow us on the twits, buy a shirt, buy a poster

我該做什麼動作？

Dan: Subscribe. Gavin: Subscribe, the most important one of all. Watch all of our videos, we've got over a hundred.

什麼是最好的？

Dan: These days. Gavin: These Days. Dan: Click, click, click, click, click. Hours. Gavin: See you next time.

加文：這將是一個偉大的揭幕。 丹：是的。

*outro sounds*

加文：如果我得換掉你，我會揭開新的丹像這種方式*笑* 新的 Slow Mo Guys.*破掉*。