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  • Eww!

    噁!

  • Hey guys, it’s Thursday here on DailyGrace and you know what that means.

    大家好,今天是星期四的 DailyGrace ,你知道這代表什麼吧!

  • DailyGrace is gonna teach you how to do something.

    DailyGrace 將要教你做事的方法。

  • I went on my Tumblr and asked what do you want to learn and someone said 101 ways to say no to sex.

    我在 Tumbler 上問你們想學些什麼,有人說想學要 101 種拒絕性愛的方法。

  • So I came up with a list of 101 things to do or say to someone to get out of having sex with them and/or cause them to not want to follow up on with you.

    所以,我想出了可以拒絕發生性關係或不要讓他人為此纏上你的 101 種方式。

  • No, thank you!

    我不想,謝謝你。

  • I’m bloated.

    我發福了。

  • I got diarrhoeathe bad kind.

    我拉肚子-不好的

  • There’s a bear!

    那裡有一隻熊!

  • There’s two bears!

    那裡有兩隻熊!

  • I’m sorry. My mom’s calling me,and she hates sex!

    我很抱歉。我媽打給我,然後她很討厭性!

  • I have a dentist appointment.

    我要去看牙醫

  • I don’t have a vagina.

    我沒有陰道

  • I got 14 holes.

    我有14個洞

  • I quaff a lot.

    我喝很多酒

  • I’m allergic to fabric.

    我對布料過敏

  • Oh my God! Is that One Direction?

    我的天啊!那是一世代嗎?

  • I have a DOI appointment.

    我有DOI的預約

  • I have to go blog.

    我要去弄部落格了

  • Rape! JK!

    強姦!開玩笑的!

  • Seriously a rape! JK!

    真的是強姦!開玩笑的!

  • Those are the kind of jokes I make during sex.

    那些笑話都是我在做愛時想的

  • I have a flesh phobia.

    我有肌肉恐懼症

  • I can only have orgasm if Taylor Swift’s displayinglivein person.

    如果泰勒斯現場演唱,我才有可能性高潮

  • My bed is a hotdog!

    我的床是熱狗

  • I’m a vajazzled and anazzled.

    我是vajazzled 和anazzled

  • I only give it up for God.

    我只會歡迎神

  • I have a tattoo of Jesus on my vagina.

    我在陰道刺了一個耶穌像

  • I can only get into the mood if I’m watchingHitch”.

    當我在看”全民情聖”時我才進入狀況

  • My vagina is like a mood ring.

    我的陰道就像一個心情戒指

  • Oh, right now it’s blue!

    噢,現在是藍色的!

  • I have a tiny penis on my lower back.

    我有一個小雞雞在我背後

  • You look like exactly like my brother.

    你看起來超像我哥

  • I make web videos.

    我做了網路影片

  • SoNot the sexy kind.

    ….不是色情的

  • I have to go to a KKK meeting.

    我必須去kkk約會

  • A club of people that are all like kiss, kites and nits!

    那個聚會的人都喜歡親吻

  • My phone battery died.

    我手機沒電了

  • Oh my God! Is this seriously One Direction?

    我的天啊!這真的是一世代嗎?

  • I have to go to a concert for a band.

    我必須去一個樂團的演唱會

  • Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

    嗚!嗚!嗚!嗚!嗚!

  • My vagina and belly button got switched at birth.

    我的陰道和肚臍在出生時才會開關

  • I have an Iron Deficiency.

    我缺乏鐵

  • I have like a lot of podcasting to do.

    我有很多播客要做

  • I am just like sickIn my gavina.

    我生病了…..在我的gavina

  • My house is on fire.

    我家失火了

  • Your house is on fire.

    你家失火了

  • Your mom’s house is on fire.

    你媽家失火了

  • I ate 11 devilled eggs for lunch.

    我中午吃了11顆皮蛋

  • Today is a Jewish holiday.

    今天是猶太節日

  • I have to go to Canada for a thing role quick.

    我要去加拿大

  • I’d probably vlog about it.

    我應該要弄一下部落格

  • My mom and I share bunk beds.

    我和我媽一起睡上下舖

  • I have penises for thumbs.

    我拇指上有很多雞雞

  • Youre gonna have to propose me right after.

    你現在要馬上向我求婚

  • I don’t watchBreaking Bad”.

    我沒看”絕命毒師”

  • I own tramp stamp ofLady and the Trampshowing up their stamp collection.

    我有小姐與流浪狗的郵票

  • Oh my God! One Direction!

    我的天啊!一世代!

  • Just go away from me!

    遠離我!

  • I have to go to work on my spin-off book series with a saleable detective named Abstinence Drew.

    我要去為我的暢銷書工作

  • I’m into brownies. Google it!

    我變成棕仙。搜尋一下!

  • Sometimes, I call nipplesTitZits!

    有時候,我叫奶頭“TitZits!

  • I already have a cock.

    我已經有一隻公雞

  • I have really bad split endsdown there

    我頭髮有很嚴重分岔

  • I’m on my period.

    我生理期來了

  • I’m on my comma.

    現在是我的休息時間

  • Have you ever seen a horror movie where it falls water and turns into blood.

    你有聽過一部恐怖電影,他會流水然後把水變成血

  • My aunt flo is visiting.

    我阿姨要來拜訪我

  • And I have my period.

    然後我有生理期

  • Let’s just say I’ve been playing reddead redemption for three days straight.

    讓我們一起說”我已經玩過”碧血狂殺”三天了

  • Playing the part of little red riding hood, my vagina.

    玩了血紅帽

  • When I have a legitimate sex, my body shots down.

    當我在做愛時,我的身體就像被擊落

  • I have a pinna allergy. I’m sorry, penis allergy.

    我對羽過敏。不對,是雞雞過敏。

  • I just had one of my family members past.

    我有一個親人剛剛過世了

  • Bias we were talking, hey tim!

    當我們在聊天時,嗨Tim!

  • I had to take a phone call so yeah!

    我要打電話

  • I forgot to take my fish oil pills today.

    我今天忘了吃魚肝油

  • My birth control pills take like 6 months to kick in.

    我的避孕藥大概要6個月才有效果

  • My birth control pills are just increasing my butt-cups.

    我的避孕藥增加了我的臀圍

  • I’m pregnant-ish.

    我懷孕了

  • Ahh. I just ran out of morning after pills.

    噢!我的藥在早上用完了

  • My dog is like really sexual around guys.

    我的狗好像對男生很感興趣

  • There is a chap marathon that I cannot miss.

    我一定不能錯過那場馬拉松

  • Oh my God! You look like Alex Guarnaschelli.

    我的天啊!你看起來好像Alex Guarnaschelli.

  • Sometimes I call penis, “cheesecloth”.

    有時候,我叫雞雞” 包乾酪的紗布”

  • (baby talking)

    (學小孩說話)

  • Sometimes I watch the greatest slip out proposal just to feel something.

    我有時候看到被無意說出的求婚,感受一下感覺

  • I call the air proof test.

    我叫他為氣密測驗

  • I’ve had this roommate that pees on other people.

    我有一個會向別人撒尿的室友

  • I’m waiting until I’m married.

    我一直等到我結婚

  • I’m waiting until my kicks starting to reach its goal.

    我一直等到達成目標

  • I’m waiting until a next season ofHey Dude

    我會一直等到下一季的” Hey Dude”

  • I drankmargaritas on my vagina dissolved.

    我喝……瑪格麗特用我的陰道分解

  • Beer spray!

    噴啤酒

  • My lips are sealed.

    我的嘴唇是密封的

  • Yes someone puts Super Glue on my underwear last night.

    昨天有人塗超級膠水在我的內衣上

  • I’m really racist in my sleep.

    我是一個超級種族主義者在性生活上

  • Pro Boners run in my family.

    Pro Boners在我家裡跑

  • I have bedbugs.

    我有臭蟲

  • And they have IBS.

    他們有IBS

  • I’m not Grace.

    我不是Grace

  • Let me ask Twitter first.

    讓我先問一下推特

  • I spare my vagina in the Zumba class.

    我騰出我的陰道在有氧舞蹈

  • I have a pole dancing class to go to.

    我要去上舞蹈課

  • I’m that kind of girl.

    我是那種女孩

  • I just went horseback riding.

    我只想去騎馬背

  • Can you just e-mail me about this?

    你可以用e-mail這個給我嗎?

  • Here’s the thing, I cannot give Indian burns.

    重點來了,我不能給印度人的烙印

  • What does Mr. Burns say to the woman that agreed to be artificially inseminated by him?

    為什麼Mr. Burns說女人同意被他播種?

  • Egg-cellent!

    很好!

  • I heard this article on the half pool that sex can lead to pregnancy.

    我從一篇文章中聽來,性可能會懷孕

  • Celibate!

    獨裁者!

  • Oh my God! Is that says Twitter feed? I’ll be right back!

    我的天啊 !這是說推特的塗鴉牆嗎?我馬上來!

  • Smack!

    打!

  • First thing to guess. Who’s my favorite onPretty Little Liars”?

    第一件要猜的事。在”美少女的謊言中”我最喜歡誰?

  • True question all of them. I’m not that kind of girl.

    這些問題都是對的。我不是那種女孩

  • This is not a vagina youre looking for.

    這不是你在尋找的陰道

  • Let me put it this way. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

    讓我把這個放好。石頭,布,剪刀,射!

  • Bye!

    掰!

Eww!

噁!

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拒絕和另一半發生關係的 101 種方法 (101 WAYS TO SAY NO TO SEX)

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