Hey guys, it’s Thursday here on DailyGrace and you know what that means.

大家好，今天是星期四的 DailyGrace ，你知道這代表什麼吧！

DailyGrace is gonna teach you how to do something.

DailyGrace 將要教你做事的方法。

I went on my Tumblr and asked what do you want to learn and someone said 101 ways to say no to sex.

我在 Tumbler 上問你們想學些什麼，有人說想學要 101 種拒絕性愛的方法。

So I came up with a list of 101 things to do or say to someone to get out of having sex with them and/or cause them to not want to follow up on with you.

所以，我想出了可以拒絕發生性關係或不要讓他人為此纏上你的 101 種方式。

No, thank you!

我不想，謝謝你。

I’m bloated.

我發福了。

I got diarrhoea – the bad kind.

我拉肚子-不好的

There’s a bear!

那裡有一隻熊!

There’s two bears!

那裡有兩隻熊!

I’m sorry. My mom’s calling me,and she hates sex!

我很抱歉。我媽打給我，然後她很討厭性!

I have a dentist appointment.

我要去看牙醫

I don’t have a vagina.

我沒有陰道

I got 14 holes.

我有14個洞

I quaff a lot.

我喝很多酒

I’m allergic to fabric.

我對布料過敏

Oh my God! Is that One Direction?

我的天啊!那是一世代嗎?

I have a DOI appointment.

我有DOI的預約

I have to go blog.

我要去弄部落格了

Rape! JK!

強姦!開玩笑的!

Seriously a rape! JK!

真的是強姦!開玩笑的!

Those are the kind of jokes I make during sex.

那些笑話都是我在做愛時想的

I have a flesh phobia.

我有肌肉恐懼症

I can only have orgasm if Taylor Swift’s displaying… live… in person.

如果泰勒斯現場演唱，我才有可能性高潮

My bed is a hotdog!

我的床是熱狗

I’m a vajazzled and anazzled.

我是vajazzled 和anazzled

I only give it up for God.

我只會歡迎神

I have a tattoo of Jesus on my vagina.

我在陰道刺了一個耶穌像

I can only get into the mood if I’m watching “Hitch”.

當我在看”全民情聖”時我才進入狀況

My vagina is like a mood ring.

我的陰道就像一個心情戒指

Oh, right now it’s blue!

噢，現在是藍色的!

I have a tiny penis on my lower back.

我有一個小雞雞在我背後

You look like exactly like my brother.

你看起來超像我哥

I make web videos.

我做了網路影片

So… Not the sexy kind.

….不是色情的

I have to go to a KKK meeting.

我必須去kkk約會

A club of people that are all like kiss, kites and nits!

那個聚會的人都喜歡親吻

My phone battery died.

我手機沒電了

Oh my God! Is this seriously One Direction?

我的天啊!這真的是一世代嗎?

I have to go to a concert for a band.

我必須去一個樂團的演唱會

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

嗚!嗚!嗚!嗚!嗚!

My vagina and belly button got switched at birth.

我的陰道和肚臍在出生時才會開關

I have an Iron Deficiency.

我缺乏鐵

I have like a lot of podcasting to do.

我有很多播客要做

I am just like sick… In my gavina.

我生病了…..在我的gavina

My house is on fire.

我家失火了

Your house is on fire.

你家失火了

Your mom’s house is on fire.

你媽家失火了

I ate 11 devilled eggs for lunch.

我中午吃了11顆皮蛋

Today is a Jewish holiday.

今天是猶太節日

I have to go to Canada for a thing role quick.

我要去加拿大

I’d probably vlog about it.

我應該要弄一下部落格

My mom and I share bunk beds.

我和我媽一起睡上下舖

I have penises for thumbs.

我拇指上有很多雞雞

You’re gonna have to propose me right after.

你現在要馬上向我求婚

I don’t watch “Breaking Bad”.

我沒看”絕命毒師”

I own tramp stamp of “Lady and the Tramp” showing up their stamp collection.

我有小姐與流浪狗的郵票

Oh my God! One Direction!

我的天啊!一世代!

Just go away from me!

遠離我!

I have to go to work on my spin-off book series with a saleable detective named Abstinence Drew.

我要去為我的暢銷書工作

I’m into brownies. Google it!

我變成棕仙。搜尋一下!

Sometimes, I call nipples “TitZits!

有時候，我叫奶頭“TitZits!

I already have a cock.

我已經有一隻公雞

I have really bad split ends… down there

我頭髮有很嚴重分岔

I’m on my period.

我生理期來了

I’m on my comma.

現在是我的休息時間

Have you ever seen a horror movie where it falls water and turns into blood.

你有聽過一部恐怖電影，他會流水然後把水變成血

My aunt flo is visiting.

我阿姨要來拜訪我

And I have my period.

然後我有生理期

Let’s just say I’ve been playing red… dead redemption for three days straight.

讓我們一起說”我已經玩過”碧血狂殺”三天了

Playing the part of little red riding hood, my vagina.

玩了血紅帽

When I have a legitimate sex, my body shots down.

當我在做愛時，我的身體就像被擊落

I have a pinna allergy. I’m sorry, penis allergy.

我對羽過敏。不對，是雞雞過敏。

I just had one of my family members past.

我有一個親人剛剛過世了

Bias we were talking, hey tim!

當我們在聊天時，嗨Tim!

I had to take a phone call so yeah!

我要打電話

I forgot to take my fish oil pills today.

我今天忘了吃魚肝油

My birth control pills take like 6 months to kick in.

我的避孕藥大概要6個月才有效果

My birth control pills are just increasing my butt-cups.

我的避孕藥增加了我的臀圍

I’m pregnant-ish.

我懷孕了

Ahh. I just ran out of morning after pills.

噢!我的藥在早上用完了

My dog is like really sexual around guys.

我的狗好像對男生很感興趣

There is a chap marathon that I cannot miss.

我一定不能錯過那場馬拉松

Oh my God! You look like Alex Guarnaschelli.

我的天啊!你看起來好像Alex Guarnaschelli.

Sometimes I call penis, “cheesecloth”.

有時候，我叫雞雞” 包乾酪的紗布”

(baby talking)

(學小孩說話)

Sometimes I watch the greatest slip out proposal just to feel something.

我有時候看到被無意說出的求婚，感受一下感覺

I call the air proof test.

我叫他為氣密測驗

I’ve had this roommate that pees on other people.

我有一個會向別人撒尿的室友

I’m waiting until I’m married.

我一直等到我結婚

I’m waiting until my kicks starting to reach its goal.

我一直等到達成目標

I’m waiting until a next season of “Hey Dude”

我會一直等到下一季的” Hey Dude”

I drank… margaritas on my vagina dissolved.

我喝……瑪格麗特用我的陰道分解

Beer spray!

噴啤酒

My lips are sealed.

我的嘴唇是密封的

Yes someone puts Super Glue on my underwear last night.

昨天有人塗超級膠水在我的內衣上

I’m really racist in my sleep.

我是一個超級種族主義者在性生活上

Pro Boners run in my family.

Pro Boners在我家裡跑

I have bedbugs.

我有臭蟲

And they have IBS.

他們有IBS

I’m not Grace.

我不是Grace

Let me ask Twitter first.

讓我先問一下推特

I spare my vagina in the Zumba class.

我騰出我的陰道在有氧舞蹈

I have a pole dancing class to go to.

我要去上舞蹈課

I’m that kind of girl.

我是那種女孩

I just went horseback riding.

我只想去騎馬背

Can you just e-mail me about this?

你可以用e-mail這個給我嗎?

Here’s the thing, I cannot give Indian burns.

重點來了，我不能給印度人的烙印

What does Mr. Burns say to the woman that agreed to be artificially inseminated by him?

為什麼Mr. Burns說女人同意被他播種?

Egg-cellent!

很好!

I heard this article on the half pool that sex can lead to pregnancy.

我從一篇文章中聽來，性可能會懷孕

Celibate!

獨裁者!

Oh my God! Is that says Twitter feed? I’ll be right back!

我的天啊 !這是說推特的塗鴉牆嗎?我馬上來!

Smack!

打!

First thing to guess. Who’s my favorite on “Pretty Little Liars”?

第一件要猜的事。在”美少女的謊言中”我最喜歡誰?

True question all of them. I’m not that kind of girl.

這些問題都是對的。我不是那種女孩

This is not a vagina you’re looking for.

這不是你在尋找的陰道

Let me put it this way. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

讓我把這個放好。石頭，布，剪刀，射!

Bye!

掰!