I'm Dan.

我是Dan

Gav: We're The Slow Mo Guys, and we have balls.

Gav:我們是The Slow Mo ，我們現在有一些球

Dan: We do have balls; Two balls, in fact.

Dan：事實上我們有兩顆球。

And uh...

跟...

Gav: And a big air compressor

Gav：還有一個大的空氣壓縮機

Dan: Yeah. 'Goes up to 110 PSI in pressure.

Dan：對。 現在壓力是110 PSI

Gav: And what is the sort of rated PSI of a sports ball?

Gav：一般球的PSI大概是多少？

Dan: 10, maybe?

Dan:也許是10PSI

Gav: So we're absolutely going to annihilate them?

GAV：所以，我們要弄爆它們？

Dan: Oh, yeah. They're gonna get destroyed. Gav: So we're absolutely going to annihilate them?

Dan：對。他們會被弄爆

Dan: So, what we have to do- Gav: Your Footy (Football) and an American Footy.

Dan：所以，我們要做 - GAV：你的足球和美式足球。

Dan: So I'm going to have to pump it up 'til it's like, sort of maximum.

Dan：所以我們會灌空氣，直到不能再灌。

Maybe 15 PSI. Something like 20, risking it.

也許15 PSI。如果20PSI的話會有些風險

Shove the needle in, want to build up pressure in here,

插針，大概在這裡

and then I'm going to crank up the volume to max.

然後我要去把音量調到最大。

And just, uh, sort of run away;

而剛剛，呃，有點跑掉

I'm gonna have to run away as soon as that starts, and hit the button.

我要在那開始時就趕快逃跑，並同時按下按鈕。

Gav: You're going to 2.5 seconds to press the button, you think you can manage it?

GAV：你需要2.5秒去按下按鈕，你認為你可以控制它嗎？

Dan: I can handle the pressure.

Dan：我能處理這個壓力的問題

Gav: Aaahhh. Dan: Heheh.

GAV：啊--- Dan：哈哈

[Hissing noise]

[嘶嘶聲]

['Splodes]

(爆炸囉)

Dan: WHOA! ['Splodes]

Dan：哇！ (爆炸)

Dan: I thought it was going to go before I had a chance to get back.

Dan：我認為在它爆出去之前，我還有機會回來。

I felt it; I was like "That's rock-hard".

當我感覺它時，我當時想，這真的是堅硬的

Gav: Really? Dan: Yeah.

GAV：真的嗎？ Dan：是的。

Gav: Flippin' heck.

GAV：翻轉一下這些草

Oh. Whoa.

哦 哇

Oh! Dan: Flip! Look how wrinkly it goes at the other side.

哦! Dan：翻轉！你看它如何去讓另一側變皺

Gav: You can see the-... the leather splits,

GAV：你可以看到...皮革正在分裂

then the ...sort of air balloon comes out, and then that's what's...

那麼......那個氣球爆開了，然後那是什麼？

Dan: Yeah, and the ball- eh... It's such a quick time, as well.

丹：是的，這個球... 呃...這真是一個非常短的瞬間啊

This is what happened when I absolutely Roberto Carlos-ed it into the top corner.

這就是我將Roberto Carlos編入上方發生的事

Gav: Absolutely annihilated itself.

GAV：它本身絕對是全被毀壞了

Dan: Ripped apart all the stitching.

Dan：撕開所有縫線

Did you ever play Football with just the inner bit?

你有曾經踢足球只用這個內部材料過嗎？

Gav: Yeah. Dan: Ahaha.

GAV：是的 Dan：啊哈哈

Gav: I remember my France '98 ball,- Dan: Yeah.

GAV：我記得我的98號法國球 - Dan：是的。

Gav: it'd sort of disintegrated on the outside,

GAV：它有一些會解體在外面，

Gav: but we kept- Dan: That is exactly what happened to mine;

GAV：但是我們正持續... Dan：這正是發生在我身上的事

We had- We ended up having like a bubble of it out, and then it...

我們讓這些像泡泡的東西不再跑出來，然後...

and it was just like going around everywhere.

它只是像一個不停繞來繞去的東西而已

So we just pulled it out and played with the inner bit.

所以我們只是把它拿出來和這個內部材料一起出場

Gav: Yeah. Dan: Brings back some memories.

GAV：是的 Dan：帶回了一些回憶

Gav: All right, so that's a real Football done. Maybe, uh...

GAV：好吧，這就是一個真正的足球。也許吧，呃...

do an American Football next?

接下來做一個美式足球？

Dan: A pretend Football? Okay, sure. Hand egg, maybe?

Dan：一個假的足球？好了，肯定的。還是說應該叫它手雞蛋？

Gav: Hey, wait-wait-wait.

GAV：嘿，等等

Laces out.

把鞋帶出去。

Dan: Like this?

Dan：喜歡這個？

[Bursts]

(突然爆炸)

Dan: Hello, I'm Zippy.

Dan：你好，我是Zippy

Gav: You doing some Rainbow*? (*British TV show)

GAV：你在做 Rainbow*嗎？ （*英國電視節目）

Dan: Rainbow.

Dan:Rainbow--

Gav: Can you do Bungle?

GAV：那你能學Bungle嗎？

Dan: What does he sound like?

Dan：他是什麼樣的聲音？

Gav: Ah, forget it.

GAV：啊，算了吧。

This one split down the width of it, it seems.

似乎這一次破的大小是它的寬度呢

Dan: Yeah. Look what happens when I play American Football once:

丹：是的。看一下我玩美式足球曾經發生的事情：

I burst the ball. It's not bou-

我引爆了這顆球。這不是bou-

It's not bou- Gav: Was that your first interaction with an American Football?

這不是bou- GAV：這是你與美式足球的第一次互動？

Gav: Was that your first interaction with an American Football? Dan: Yeah. It was, yeah.

GAV：這是你與美式足球的第一次互動？ Dan：是的。對阿

Gav: It almost, uh, turned itself inside-out.

GAV：它幾乎，嗯，內外顛倒了

Dan: It did. Gav: It like, blew itself around itself.

Dan：的確如此 GAV：這就像，把自己還有周圍的東西都引爆了

Dan: It went like wrinkly, like that, and then just buggered-off.

Dan：這看起來就很皺，就像這樣 然後就就被搗壞了

I was terrified!

我真的嚇壞了！

Scary, isn't it?

真嚇人啊，是不是？

Imagine if your hand was right there; It would just get blown to bits.

試想一下，如果你的手當時在那裡 它就會一下就被炸成碎片。

Dan: That pressure is- Gav: I wonder if the-

Dan：這是 - 壓力的威力啊 GAV：我正在想...

Gav: I wonder if the- the rupture wound of the pressure build-up is so different,

GAV：我正在想... 為何壓力積聚的破裂傷口是如此不同

that you- that's the only way that could happen and it shreds like that.

那麼 這是可能把它撕成碎片的唯一途徑

Dan: Yeah, it looks like someone's taken scissors to it.

Dan：是的，它看起來就像一個人拿剪刀把它剪碎

Gav: Yeah.

GAV：是的。

Dan: It's weird.

Dan：這就怪了

Gav: This one really opened up.

GAV：這個東西真的打開了。

Dan: yeah.

Dan：是的。

Gav: Well, hopefully you enjoyed that mindless piece of destruction.

GAV：嗯，希望你喜歡我們盲目破壞的影片

Feel free to follow us Twitter.

請隨時關注我們的Twitter

We also have a second channel.

我們也有一個第二頻道

And we also have merch(-andise).

我們也有專賣品喔

We're also starting a new line of hats.

同時也開賣帽子(笑)

Dan: Oh, yeah! These make good hats, actually.

Dan：哦，是的！其實這樣就可以做出好帽子了

Gav: It's pretty effective.

GAV：這是非常有效率的

Dan: Yours looks WAY better than mine!

Dan：你看東西的方法真的比我好多了

You're like some sort of Sultan, or like a-

你就像某種蘇丹王(阿拉伯國王)，或者說像a-(一個團隊)一樣

Gav: You look like Dan Aykroyd.

GAV：你看起來像 Dan Aykroyd(就是Dan)

Dan: All right, uh...

Dan：好吧，嗯...

Like some sort of...

像是某種...

Gav: Yeah.

GAV：是的。

Dan: Middle-Eastern royalty. I like it.

Dan：中東皇室。我喜歡。

Gav: Thanks for watching that video, and we'll see you next time.

GAV：謝謝你觀看影片，我們下次見

Not the smartest one we ever made.

這並不是我們做過最天才的東西

Dan: Well, anything that ends like this can't be that smart, anyway.

Dan：嗯，反正任何像這樣的結尾絕對沒有像我們做的那個玩意兒一樣天才

Sorry.

抱歉