A former football coach with 2 losing seasons
Secretary: "The principal is coming to observe your class tomorrow, Mr. Smith"
Mr. Smith: "Oh, the joys of teaching band. Now I'll get to hear about why it's my fault we're 24th seed this year."
A [jerk] who sits in their office at [school] and drinks [coffee] all day. Your teacher sends you there when you're too much for them to handle. you're often sent there for [stupid] reasons.
Teacher: How many sides are on a triangle?
[Teacher]: You didn't raise your hand! Go to the principal's office!
The leader, boss and manager of a school. Most are known to be old and mean and fat but there are exceptions.
Wanksta- OMG, guess what? I was sent to the Principal's office yesterday!!! How awesome is that?
Wanksta 2- Yeah right! Only gangstas get sent to the principal's office. Like me!
The boards bitch.
principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board.
the person your [teacher] sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their [period]
a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a [detention] if it was really bad you'll be suspended
Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention